In Honor Of ILX Being Ten, How About Some Quotable Posts Of Yore.

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Ha, I remember those blount pwnt cman threads while they were happening, it was a blast to read them.

mc banhammer (Pashmina), Friday, 27 August 2010 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

well, i suppose there's 3 stages to u2 isn't there?
the earnest stage, in, like the 80s, when they really meant it, and they rocked and all that stuff, and i don't even remember, just some ugly people on the tv. turn that over. boring. dud, of course they were dud. the 80s were grey and horrible, and they were grey and horrible for the simple reason that u2 were in them, dud dud dud.

the irony/postmodern thingy in the 90s, they didn't mean it anymore, they're only playing! "oh, we were pompous in the 80s, how silly we were' lets be as over the top as poss and subvert. irony, yeah!! no no no, dud again. is this phase more or less dud than the initial phase? can't decide.

now. they really mean it again. they're going to change the world with their big tuneful rock thats a bit pop too. and the pope likes them. and noel g too! dud, but not as dud as the other 2 phases. no wait, more dud.

aaargh, u2! the biggest dud of them all. but funny i guess.

so, dud then

― gareth, Thursday, March 29, 2001 12:00 AM

scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

link to thread pls! the blountvscman one!

Stevie is a bit lame, if you hate fun (stevie), Friday, 27 August 2010 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link

there were quite a few of them, as I remember. blount really got under cman's skin. I'll have a look.

mc banhammer (Pashmina), Friday, 27 August 2010 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

um, i can find that one, hold on.

scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

a G works with me and he sonned the hell out of me from 7:30 in the morning to 2:00 this afternoon, culminating at around 10:20. saw straight through me, deep through the bullshit. we were getting high and i started acting super-gay-crazy bitch-made devil-racist beast-mode and i accidentally painted an upside-down 7 on the wall and a cross then erased it!!!! WTF. all sorts of mystical negro type shit occurred that's too trippy to describe, and he told me my old girl realized i was crazy too and that's why we might never get along, and made me realize i never really got real situation or the finality of life never having brushed with death, like he was fucking the world and i was getting fucked, so he must experience it like the antithesis of tripping, and told me i'm an emo fucktard for not shaping up and getting pussy, and that it would be excusable if i were a real nerd. my fucking pot-hexed lack of memory is lapsing on 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings. he also told me my age and height and birthday when i met him *:?

― luriqua, Thursday, September 6, 2007 11:44 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ciderpress, Friday, 27 August 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

✧✧✧@K✧✧.E✧✧ wrote this on thread ENGLANDE on board I Love Everything on Apr 6, 2007

ENGLANDE WAS A MEDEVING PLACE THAT ROBIN HOOD AND FRYERE TUCK WERE BORN TO. IN ENGLANDE MEN AND BOYS WEARED TUNICS. TUNICS IS A EXTRA LARGE TSHIRT AND COVERS THERES PENISE BECOS THEY DIDNT INVENT UNDERPANTS YET IN ENGLANDE.

THEY INVETED OTHER THINGS THOUGH. THEY MADE THOSED TALL ROCKS ALL GO IN A CIRCLE. AND WHEN THEY HAVED TO GO THE BATHROOM. THEY LIFT UPPED THERE TUNICS AND GOTO THE BATHROOM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CIRCLE OF TALL ROCKS.
IT SMELLED BAD THERRE. BUT IT MADE ALOT OF SENSE. BECOS THEY DIDNT INVENT ANY TOILETS YET TOO. AND IF YOU CANT GOTO THE TOILET AND FLUSH. THEN ITS BETTER TO GOTO ONE SAME PLACE FOR THE BATHROOM INSTEAD OF ALOT OF DIFFERENT PLACE. FAR AWAY PEOPLE COULD SEE THOSED TALL ROCKS. AND THEY JUST KNOWED RIGHT OFF THE BATS THATS WHERE EVERYBODY WENT THE BATHROOM. JUST LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE IN THE FUTURE SEE A RESTROOM SIGN AND KNOW RIGHT OFF THE BAT THATS WHERE THEY DO THERRE DUTY.

IN MEDEVING ENGLAND. EVERYBODY WORE WOODEN SHOES THAT LOOKED LIKE BOATS.
THEY WERE MADE OF WOOD. WHENEVER THEY WENT TO THE TALL ROCKS. THEYD STEP
OVER ALL THE BATHROOM WASTES WEARING THERE BOATLIKE SHOES OF WOODE. MAYBE EVEN FRYERE TUCK AND ROBIN HOOD GOTO THE BATHROOM THERE WEARING
THERE WOODBOAT SHOES AND OLD BATHROOM TUNICS RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THAT TALL ROCKS IN THERE SPECIAL SPOTS.

SOMETIMES. WHEN IM GOTO THE BATHROOM WITH CONSTOPATION IN ME. I CLOSE MY EYES AND THINKE ME IM ROBIN HOOD OR FRYERE TUCK BACK THERE IN OLD TIME ENGLANDE. IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THAT TALL ROCKS. WITH MY WOODEN BOAT SHOES AND BATHROOM TUNIC ON. AND SOMEONES BLOWING A MEDEVING FLUTE SOMEWHERE AND WAITING THERE TURN GOTO THE BATHROOM. BUT THEN I REMEMBNER ITS JUST FRED AND HIS KAZOO.

lavender hotel kumquat (kkvgz), Friday, 27 August 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I love how the photo is EVERYTHING bad about America all in one place: icky summer clothes, fat ankles, mirrored pseudo-Vuarnet shades, people wearing flag shit, spelling errors and misplaced patriotism. All worn by what appears to be an off-duty Embers management trainee.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 10 April 2006 13:39 (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i dunno it was missing america's smug expatriate self-hatred of its own working class until now

― +++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:43 (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

great British wasteman = u (DJ Mencap), Friday, 27 August 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

here ya go:

Britpop flops in U.S. o' A.

scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

I TOTE A BAG FULL OF ONIONS WRAPT UP ON A MESH SACK
IF THEYRE GREEN I TURN THEM BROWN ON THE GRILL
IF THEYRE YELLOW I TURN THEM WHITE IN THE PAN

IN MY BED MY GIRL SERVES ME ONIONS FOR BREAKFAST
I GIVE HER A FUCKING NECKLACE MADE OF ONIONSKIN
SHE'S GREEN AND I'M PURPLE. WE HAVE SYPHALIS ONIONS CURE THAT

― usic, Saturday, 17 May 2008 05:38 (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

great British wasteman = u (DJ Mencap), Friday, 27 August 2010 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

i hode interesting bracelet

― usic, Monday, 15 September 2008 03:08 (1 year ago)

mc banhammer (Pashmina), Friday, 27 August 2010 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

bill magill, were you going to buy yourself cocaine, for christmas

― max, Thursday, 17 December 2009 20:08 (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and then snort it up your nose

― max, Thursday, 17 December 2009 20:08 (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

great British wasteman = u (DJ Mencap), Friday, 27 August 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Where is Marcello? Does he still post here?

― Duran (Doran), Friday, August 27, 2010 1:46 PM (15 minutes ago)

Doran: Happy Birthday ILX

markers, Friday, 27 August 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

all-time greatest luriqua quote imo:

ETHAN I AM ASHAMED MY RECENT POLITICAL FOLLIES HAVE HURT THE ADMINISTRATION'S REPUTATION. AS THE RIOTS HAVE FAILED TO DISPERSE MY PERSON IS ENDANGERED-- I HAVE SECURED AIR FORCE 2; MY GOLD, HOOKERS AND BLOW ARE SAFE IN THE CARGO HOLD AND THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF DISNEYLAND HAS AGREED TO HARBOR ME IN EXILE.

-- luriqua, Monday, August 27, 2007 8:16 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

max, Friday, 27 August 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

ENGLANDE

Haha oh dear. The version Tombot and I did of this suddenly comes to mind.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 27 August 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

omg or:

nabisco, for fucks sake, i don't want to live in some damned future where polemic cracker bullshit hasn't been resolved fully and permanently. i should know all of math, all the languages, etc, but capitalist creationist fuckmared my whole business because my parents had to work real hard to perpetuate a cycle of corpocratic nonsense that everyone's brainwashed into not realizing the world is a unified subject that shares thought

― Arms, Wednesday, January 23, 2008 4:50 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

AGENT OF JARVIK

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, January 23, 2008 4:51 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I don't know what that means or why my name precedes it

― nabisco, Wednesday, January 23, 2008 4:53 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

max, Friday, 27 August 2010 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

he e-mailed me once to tell me to "have a nice Blood" and I considered purchasing a baseball bat to keep next to my door

― El Tomboto, Thursday, April 3, 2008 4:06 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

paul WS anderson (history mayne), Friday, 27 August 2010 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link

omg

lavender hotel kumquat (kkvgz), Friday, 27 August 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Dreadful garbage. I assume Pavement is one of those bands that "sounds better on vinyl." because on CD its just all flat murk with no texture. A crummy band trying...and failing...at imitating the VU. They don't imitate Sonic Youth, Teenage Fanclub or Slint any better. Every time I see a review where some self-satisfied critic gives "Slanted and Enchanted" a five-star review, I get angry. What a waste of perfectly good resources. Hell, at least Guided by Voices are incompetent enough to be funny. Pavement is just dull...dull...dullllll......
― Lord Custos, Sunday, October 28, 2001 1:00 AM

scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Just a bit of fun, so lets be cool.

lavender hotel kumquat (kkvgz), Friday, 27 August 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I am Lord Custos. You are not "cleared" to know more than that.
― Lord Custos, Wednesday, October 31, 2001 1:00 AM

scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

thread needs Garu G imo

the tune is space, Friday, 27 August 2010 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Another bogus TS in that I consider persons referred to in question as similar in context of said question! Big fork in road for aspiring musos - does one go for 'fluency' (learning every possible combination of notes and techniques for instant mastery of regurgitation) or 'rigourousness'(everything having its place in a grand design with thematic coherence while working to expand the concept of 'thematic coherence' itself)? 'Fluency' will immediately get the other musos on your side to the exclusion of everything else while 'rigouressness' paradoxically assures one a place in the technical canon (AND sometimes great fame and wealth and stadium-rock glory) while earning the undying enmity of music types who have their charlatan-bullshit-detector set so high that it buzzes whenever anything outside the standard syllabi occurs. E.G. guitarists - "How can you listen to Rush when Pat Travers and Frank Marino are faster and play more 'evenly'", jazzbos - "Monk is crap. Sounds like he's got flippers instead of hands. Check out Oscar Peterson if you're into piano playing instead of mumbling." Never the twain shall meet either, but that's cool because it makes for muso controversy. (Actually this is a pointless extemporization of an old review of Jeff Beck's 'Blow By Blow', along the lines of "No point arguing about this one, the people who are going to like it react as violently to questions about 'point' or 'content' as atheists do to references to God." Which sort of proves in a roundabout way that Yngwie Malmsteen is the ultimate ANTI-rockist! 'Content' relies on perception of performer's personality so I've just done a 180 and realised that maybe the auteur-genii like Monk and Lifeson are actually the 'rockists' and the GIT hordes are ACTUALLY PUNKS! Still doesn't mean I'd rather listen to the latter though. Well, not all the time. And yes, rocklit geeks like myself will notice the Jeff Beck thing is courtesy Xgau, I sent him a Brazen Hussies CD but never got a reply, even an E- would be nice, although I don't know if he uses those anymore, it's that 'sizzling bomb' now isn't it? Look I just made this into yet another shameless publicity bid)

― dave q, Sunday, June 30, 2002 8:00 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ciderpress, Friday, 27 August 2010 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Does anyone else here find that smoking cocaine is kinda fun yo. Because it gives you a few minutes of oh, gee, im really high. much better than oh, gee, im really high and wont be able to sleep for 5 hours.
love,
nancy drew

― Nancy Drew's Crew, Tuesday, August 26, 2003 4:04 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ciderpress, Friday, 27 August 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link

SEX OVER THE INTERNET!

hAVE FUN!!!
― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, January 31, 2003 2:35 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thanks!
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, January 31, 2003 2:37 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

has it started yet?
― stevem (blueski), Friday, January 31, 2003 2:38 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yAH
― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, January 31, 2003 2:41 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

E-MAIL ME AND IT WILL!
― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, January 31, 2003 2:42 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

DON'T LET ,MY NAME FOOL YOU I'M A GIRL!!
― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, January 31, 2003 2:43 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

E-MAIL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, January 31, 2003 2:43 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

SYNTAX ERROR (remy bean), Friday, 27 August 2010 19:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought I told her I had the week off. regardless, I hear lots of panting and huffing going on and I'm sort of frozen, because I'd really like to get some lunch but I don't feel like seeing her having sex with one of her guys. What should I do?
― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, April 13, 2004 12:29 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

SYNTAX ERROR (remy bean), Friday, 27 August 2010 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link

yo i put a flexfit kangol through the dishwasher with one of those platic hat cages and the shit never was the same

dont be a cheap ass, just buy a new fucking hat and have more than one favorite hat, you got to switch your style up, that way you always looking fresh

fuck washing a hat

― LC, Tuesday, April 27, 2004 6:02 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark

Aqua Buddha (herb albert), Friday, 27 August 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link

And my only interest is to "rile" readers? Do me a favor and read some of my reviews, rather than just the last two admittedly inflammatory features. I've gotten behind loads of records. And hate me all you want, guys-- I don't start threads about anything you've written.

― Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Tuesday, September 23, 2003

And hate me all you want, guys-- I don't start threads about anything you've written.

and this proves what, exactly?

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, September 23, 2003

that's a serious question, by the way--I'm genuinely interested in the answer, and not in a baiting way, either

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, September 23, 2003

and this proves what, exactly?

That more people read and/or react to my writing than most music critics out there today, and usually (notably, gratefully) from beyond the self-adoring, self-obsessed ILM/Reynolds/Momus/blogger community.

Now are you riled? SUCKAZ SHOCKA!!!

― Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Tuesday, September 23, 2003

why would I be riled? I was asking a question.

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, September 23, 2003

strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link

oh ottpaws

scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link

serious questin, why do people like the electric guitar?? if i were forced to start a rock band i would have vocals, drums, keyboards, maybe even an acoustic guitar, but never an electric, they almost always sound like shit to me
― simon trife (simon_tr), Thursday, September 12, 2002 10:48 AM

scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Dreadful garbage. I assume Pavement is one of those bands that "sounds better on vinyl." because on CD its just all flat murk with no texture. A crummy band trying...and failing...at imitating the VU. They don't imitate Sonic Youth, Teenage Fanclub or Slint any better. Every time I see a review where some self-satisfied critic gives "Slanted and Enchanted" a five-star review, I get angry. What a waste of perfectly good resources. Hell, at least Guided by Voices are incompetent enough to be funny. Pavement is just dull...dull...dullllll......
― Lord Custos, Sunday, October 28, 2001 1:00 AM

― scott seward, Friday, August 27, 2010 7:18 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark

idgi... i mean i dunno about the specifics rly but this is basically otm? or at least y'know it's the millionth internet message board post about how a band is mystifyingly overrated.

paul WS anderson (history mayne), Friday, 27 August 2010 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck, people who want melodic idm should just stick to gbv or something, autechre are original hardcore niggaz who dont need winking indie organ riffs and shit in their songs
― simon trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, September 24, 2002 2:26 AM

scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Sting heeft ook veel met klarinet gedaan, of in elk geval verwante rietinstrumenten. Geen idee of dat in je straatje ligt. Uitdagende partijen zijn het wel (vooral op Dream Of The Blue Turtles).

― Gerrie Spaansen, Wednesday, November 17, 2004

strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link

i just posted that cuz i never see anyone say anything bad about pavement on ilm. not like that anymore. they might take the controversial stance of not digging terror twilight or something. mostly love though.

scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link

i still think this is the best '80s list ever:

#1 - Sting - Dream of the Blue Turtles
#2 - Pixies - Doolittle
#3 - Sonic Youth - Sister
#4 - Pixies - Papa Ooh Mau Mau
#5 - Public Enemy - It Takes White Boys To Keep Us In Print
#6 - Mike And The Mechanics
#7 - V/A - UHF o.s.t.
#8 Jandek - The Beginning
#9 Whitney Houston - Whitney Houston
#10 - token native tongues record
#11 - derek bailey - aida
#12 - cheap trick - the dream police
#13 Bad Brains - Bad Brains
#14 - conlon nancarrow - studies for player piano
#15 Iron Maiden - Powerslave
#16 - fingers inc. - another side
#17 Tangerine Dream - Legend: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
#18 - christian marclay - record without a cover
#19 - human league - dare
#20 - mantronix - the album
#21 - the beat - the one with "save it for later" on there
#22 Starship - Knee Deep in the Hoopla
#23 Gregory Isaacs - Night Nurse
#24 - Mannequin OST
#25 John Zorn - Spillane
#26 Steve Earle - Copperhead Road
#27 Go Betweens - Spring Hill Fair
#28 - einsturzende neubauten - kollaps
#29 - schooly d - saturday night: the album
#30 - king sunny ade - juju music
#31 Kenny Rogers - Eyes That See in the Dark
#32 David Byrne - Rei Momo
#33 - new order - power, corruption, & lies
#34 toto - africa
#35 New Kids on the Block - Hanging Tough!
#36 - Koyannisqatsi OST
#37 prince - around the world in a day
#38 The Clash - Cut the Crap
#39 - Artists Against Apartheid - Sun City
#40 ABC - Lexicon of Love
#41 - slayer - reign in blood
Sterling Clover = Lester Bangs?
#42 Pop Group - We Are All Prostitutes
#43 - Midnight Oil - Diesel & Dust
#44 - motley crue - shout at the devil
#45 - Descendants - Milo Goes to College
#46 Rolling Stones - Tattoo You
#47 - Ice-T - Freedom of Speech...
#48 Shannon - Let the Music Play
#49 - Peter Gabriel - Passion
#50 MICHAEL JACKSON - THRILLER!
#51 soul II soul - keep on movin
#51 simply red - picture book
#51 - george clinton - atomic dog
#52 - Heart - Bad Animals
#53 - v/a - cocktail o.s.t.
#53 Bob Dylan - Saved
#53- v/a freedom rock
#54 - Sting - Bring On the Night OST
#55 Left Blank For Political Reasons
#56 - David Lee Roth - Eat 'Em And Smile
#57 - michael bolton - soul provider
#58 Napalm Death - Scum
#59 - miami sound machine - primitive love
#60 - force md's - chillin
#61 Dread Zeppellin - 5,000,000
#61 - jonathan harvey - bhakti
#62 Stetsasonic - In Full Gear
#63 - John Lennon & Yoko Ono - Double Fantasy
#64 Hanoi Rocks - Bangkok Rocks Saigon Shakes
#65 - 2 Live Crew - the one with "Heeeeyyy, we want some pussssy"
#66 - Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Uplift Mofo Party Plan
#67 - janet - control
#68 - Paul McCartney - Press
#69 - Lucinda Williams - s/t
#70 - malcom mcclaren - duck rock
#71 808 State - Newbuild
#72 - Black Flag - My War
#73 - merzbow - nil vagina tape loops
#74 - brian eno & harold budd - the plateaux of mirrors (disqualified)
#74 - U2 - War
#75 - Wynton Marsalis - Standard Time Vol. 1
#76 - The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu (aka the KLF) - 1987: What The Fuck Is Going On?
#77 - Pixies - Surfer Rosa (How'd that happen?!!!)
#78 Tiffany - Tiffany
#79 - ry cooder - paris, texas
#80 - Morrissey - Viva Hate
#81 Voivod - Nothingface
#82 - The Lost Boys OST
#83 Last Exit - Last Exit
#84 - kmfdm - what do you know deutchland?
#85 - Happy Mondays - Bummed
#86 - Billy Ocean - ...Suddenly
#87 Neil Diamond - The Jazz Singer
#88 - Bob Mould - Workbook
#89 - Dreams So Real - Rough Night in Jehrico
#90 Latoya Jackson - Bad Girl
#91 Loop - Heaven's End
#92 - Mojo Nixon - Bo-Day-Shus
#93 - Neil Young - Freedom
#94 - Billy Bragg - Talking to the Taxman...
#95 - the fire engines - get up and use me!
#96 - Patti Smith - Dreams of Life
#97 Firehose - Ragin' Full On
#98 - Talking Heads - Little Creatures
#99 Beatles - Revolver (disqualified)
#99 - dome - dome 3
#100 - Jackson Browne - Lives In the Balance
#100 - prince - purple rain

In a slightly less silly format!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, November 19, 2002

strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I just played Chrono Trigger for over an hour.

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In Japanese.
Not that I could read alot of it(one character speaks in an insanely thick and formal SAMURAI dialet, the royal family speaks high keigo which I oddly understood... not sure what that means. Alot of Kanji, too), what I did read is alot funnier, and I wouldn't have to read it anyway.
I could play it in russian, swedish, arabic... DOESN'T MATTER. I can play it with my feet without looking directly at the creen. I'VE DONE IT BEFORE.

In fact I set the battle modes to harder ones just for more of a challenge.
THE ATTACK NAMES ARE DIFFERENT AND IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I haven't played it in years and I can just go "Oh, now I need to do that, so I'll press this sequence of buttons and kill"
SPINAL FUNCTION.
If I did a blood transfuction I'm sure the recieving human(in addition to getting high from all the meds) would BE ABLE TO PLAY CHRONO TRIGGER.

That's not very long, either. I used to do 4-5 hour stretches. I don't remember how long it took to beat lavos when I'm SUPPOSED to lose...

I've seen all 11 main endings and variations of most of them.
I used to level up by playing the game through.
Fight the same series of wimps in the forect for an hour or two? I DON'T THINK SO. I think I'll BEAT THE GAME 3 times.
The same way EVERY TIME.
Fastest way to winning.
Then I'd work at accumulating more items and becoming so strong NOTHING could stop me. But only after completing EVERY POSSIBLE SIDE STORY.

This was accomplished in part by a trick my brother (ex-in-law) found.
He spend 6 hours fighting the same battle over and over.
Steal the same item from the same monsters.
I was FLOORED when I heard that.
He had a save on the system with MAXED OUT magic power on EVERY character.
Then I went on to bit by bit max every character as much as possible.

Then I lent it to my then girlfriend, and somehow that save was erased.
it's wuite possible the fact that I had a Game Gear save on it that was so fucked it screwed the system, but she may (VERY DOUBTFUL) have deleted it on purpose, but I think she was ashamed of ACCIDENTALLY deleting it and lied.
But I don't remember if you CAN just delete a save in CT....

This game was my sole entertainment source save random TV things for 2-3 years.
THAT'S INSANE.
I had an old-school Geocities site(long gone, I loved it) dedicated to subtexts and retardo descriptions of characters.
I sprayed my hair the color of my fav character, I bought a replica sword like the one he carried, GREW MY HAIR TO THE SAME LENGTH.
Used his name on EVERY message board, wait, they were all CHAT ROOMS then.
Remember CHAT ROOMS?
There was a CT chatroom I had regular DAILY meetings in.
I SOMEHOW developed a crush on the webmaster until I saw she was really palsied and horse-like.
Still cool. Not attractive.

WOW.
This is the most meaningless crap I've ever written, but it's a bit of an insight onto how far into things I get.

Any CT fans?
Anyone else have a similar past with a different game?

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, August 18, 2006 5:18 AM (4 years ago)

Cat Bin Ladyn (jjjusten), Friday, 27 August 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link

i think frank kogan gave me a link to ilm and that's the first time i looked at it. 2002. i went on a thread and jess and blount were tearing into someone and i thought: man, they are rough here, i don't think i can hang with these guys. i should have run.

scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link

can anyone find the george bush dream one? i think that may be my fav. ilx quote.

a hoy hoy, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaaha yes

k'naamean (zvookster), Friday, 27 August 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link

SPINAL FUNCTION.

^^ all time

goole, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link

you know i never really thought about it but gzeus kind of writes like the dialogue in a comic book

max, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link

if you imagine the caps as the bolded words

max, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link

or judge parker, with his exclamation point everywhere!

goole, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/51285/thumbs/s-OBAMAECONOMIC-large.jpg

this picture is really cracking me up its like a dream bush is having abt when everything works out just how he planned and all his colorful friends are congratulating him

― ice cr?m, Monday, December 1, 2008 12:05 PM

k'naamean (zvookster), Friday, 27 August 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

i think that gz post is solid reportage

k'naamean (zvookster), Friday, 27 August 2010 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link

The web was supposed to be for the "cool" kids, the ones who never wanted to be popular -- but give 'em a taste, and they get hooked too. The whole thing about getting readers is sort of ass backwards -- the web is treated as a unit. What readers? To what purpose -- towards influencing events and discourse, or towards ego reasons, or towards... and so on. If things don't make it into "mass consciousness" maybe they weren't meant to be there, and that doesn't mean anything good or bad. Aphorisms for a New World #1: As the ration of filtering to flow increases, content tends towards the approximate audience it deserves.
― Sterling Clover, Tuesday, November 14, 2000 1:00 AM

scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link

two of my favorite posts:

I threw my vote behind In Sides as well - and it would have been even if the album was nothing but "The Girl With the Sun in Her Head" followed by 30 minutes of the band taunting me by name.

― Sean Carruthers, Friday, November 6, 2009 9:15 AM (9 months ago)

and

Geir Hipstro

― krots tphns (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, June 10, 2009 4:19 PM (1 year ago)

diamonddave85, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link

OK
Pitchfork - has done their end of year poll, and people have expressed that they have disagreed with the choice of albums,

So when are you going to put your head on the block and state your personal opinions, if you have a weblog or website - when do you plan to publish your best of albums list?

If you don't - then why not use I Love Music - stating your opinions -and asking for debate/comments.

If you disagree with Pitchfork - then thats fine - but please lets have your individual wisdom! enlighten us, entertain us lets create debate

My best 40 albums of 2000 list will be published on 17th December.

DJ Martian http://djmartian.blogspot.com

― DJ Martian, Tuesday, December 12, 2000 1:00 AM

scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link

where is the thread where gareth and ronan were clowning dj martian over some football bullshit? i didn't even understand half of it but it was pants-pissing funny

goole, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

lol here tis

Liverpool Tickets Fiasco

goole, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link


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