banaka are fielding questions

the young of the nation need a voice that speaks their language, after all

we mean this literally, by the way. most of the collective is based outside of north america.

banaka, what is your preferred clan in Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri?

bakana, how is "surrender" not the best song?

boxers or briefs?

teeeheeeheeheeeheeeheeeheehee!

teeeeeheeheeheeeheehee!

similarly, is the studio or Budokan live recording the better version?

we do not play very many computer games.

"surrender" is a wonderful song when it comes from the mouths of our enemies, prefaced by "we"

boxers.

it is our policy to prefer studio versions to live versions.

Daddy or chips?

banaka, do you feel a kinship with the Portuguese Man o' War? Are you capable of feeling "kinship" at all?

Excellent question. A Portuguese Man O' War is certainly closer to what we are than a beehive, and in that sense we do hold a certain respect for it as one of our antecedents. In a collective where all the parts serve the whole, "kinship" is somewhat of an obsolete concept.

banaka, does a collective entity have sexual desire at all?

we abhor sex

Banaka, do you feel kinship with Tommy Wiseau?

do not mention that name around us

How many SB's do you have?

borrrrrrrrrring

omg the Portuguese Man o' War is awesome. I thought it was just some kind of jellyfish.

What do you have against sex, Banaka? Surely a collective entity like you should be all over the expression of free-floating internal desire.

hey guys. just letting ya know i've renounced my beliefs since my breakdown the other night (i started drinking again.)

i was having a hard time after a breakup and a mugging (by an old college friend no less) several months ago.

one day several months ago i answered a "help wanted ad" for a "political advocacy group". after several days spent questioning my political and spiritual beliefs it became apparent that this was not a normal job interview, but recruitment into some kind of cult.

i still don't know the group's name, or if they even have one (i had personal contact with only 3 members). the intense, highly unorthodox interview process went on for almost a week. eventually the group's propaganda started to make "sense" and everything "clicked". i'd never really been very political before this, but suddenly a great sense of urgency had filled my being. i felt an intense desire to take my new understanding and inflict it on others. i have to admit, the thrill of militancy is quite intoxicating.

i was asked by my handler to spread propaganda over the internet to spread the group's message, and i was only glad to take up the task.

afterward i only had sporadic contact with the group until last week there was a message instructing me to stop, with no further elaboration. i was puzzled, and considered following the order, as a good collectivist agent should. but ignored them. the feeling of superiority i was feeling was too much to give up. i hadn't felt this alive in months. but i was also hurting inside. the Code said for us to shun needless pleasure, to shun distractions. but i couldn't do it. suppressing one's emotions is hard, hard work. i started drinking again sunday night. i lost control of myself and all my feelings poured out. i won't drink anymore, but i'm glad i did that night.

i still don't know why they asked me to stop. i have not heard from them since, and frankly i don't want to. i want to be myself again.

i genuinely liked the old banaka btw, you can go back to that and we'll pretend this didn't happen

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banaka is a childhood nickname! i've had a lifelong battle with halitosis, and my sister would always put her fingers in a cross (as if to ward off evil) and yell "binaca! binaca!" at me.

i genuinely liked the old banaka btw, you can go back to that and we'll pretend this didn't happen

― max skim (k3vin k.), Tuesday, August 31, 2010 7:42 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

i will still answer questions about my former beliefs if you like. but i will be doing it as myself. not as the mouthpiece of a cult.

hey guys. just letting ya know i've renounced my beliefs since my breakdown the other night (i started drinking again.)

*reads post*

Please don't take this the wrong way, but have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness? This sounds less like an actual occurrence and more like the result of a psychotic episode.

um

U guys are being trolled so hard.

borrrrrrrrrrrring!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMTPQVOWCiU

amended

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http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t188/TD-soldier/Henri-Chapelle270620084.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY

borrrrrrrrrrrring!

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, September 1, 2010 2:56 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark

you know what's truly boring? trying to adhere to someone else's belief system and not think for yourself. not only is it boring, it is soul crushing.

i am who i am, take me or leave me. i am starting fresh and i haven't felt this good since i was younger.

i haven't felt this good since i was younger

this is generally how it works iirc

I'm Doug, and I may not be the brightest tool in the shed, but I had sex with my girlfriend for 2 hours once.

awesome! i'm happy for you, doug.

you practice tantric sex?

Hey banaka, if I want to hear foul language I'll go home, I'll turn on Marky Mark and The Funny Bunch.

oh man, marky mark! "good vibrations" was a good song! don't care what anybody says.

http://banaka.net/

banaka, r u affiliated with them?

about as much as the "Leslie C Banaka" from the gravestone, i.e. not at at all.

so how IS the handbag business coming along?

*sigh*

Starting right out making yourself the subject is poor form, cults, muggings, breakdowns and weird job interviews notwithstanding. What else you got to offer?

i only have myself to offer.

Allow me to revolve around you a while to get into the proper mood.

i'm not here to judge. do what thou wilt.

Is this a test?

So, you like Marky Mark, what other music do you like?

lol

all kinds.

banaka, will you ever post in a WDYLL thread?
― dyao, Monday, August 23, 2010 8:42 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

who says we haven't
― lord goo goo (latebloomer), Monday, August 23, 2010 8:48 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

j/k
― lord goo goo (latebloomer), Monday, August 23, 2010 8:48 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

false flag op

Banaka we need u

* yall

Their home planet needed them