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haha yes

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 August 2010 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link

the idea of this thread is so hilarious

JIM JONES vs SHAWTY LO

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 August 2010 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link

some of the beats on these are pretty lame tho -- 'tattoos on her ass' is like ehhh

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Friday, 27 August 2010 00:23 (thirteen years ago) link

i guess thats a part of the cheap nu-ny aesthetic or whatever but it just makes it hard to listen to all the time imo when so much rap outside ny is more dynamic production-wise

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Friday, 27 August 2010 00:24 (thirteen years ago) link

hey jacka got on the toot it & boot it rmx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AJCL9DZgC0

lame verse but w/e

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Friday, 27 August 2010 00:26 (thirteen years ago) link

re max b yeh & and he was making so many tapes that they had an inbuilt disposable bubblegum quality but a fresh angle is otm

k'naamean (zvookster), Friday, 27 August 2010 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link

this album is whatever but this song bangs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zEfZOqYThc

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Friday, 27 August 2010 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link

classic lil block beataz here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GviizaxTqN4&feature=player_embedded

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 August 2010 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link

thats dope!! they are seriously getting better

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Friday, 27 August 2010 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link

that bass woosh noise is hot

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Friday, 27 August 2010 01:31 (thirteen years ago) link

i like how they don't reveal the full beat until :30 in

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 August 2010 01:33 (thirteen years ago) link

pretty spacey!!! hook is boring to me tho, a shame, kind of needs something to keep it floating

k'naamean (zvookster), Friday, 27 August 2010 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link

last verse is kinda lame

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Friday, 27 August 2010 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I just posted this on braggin but I really do feel like braggin:
Goin' to ROCK TH' BELLIES on the VIP tip Saturday and am fucking pumped.
Snoop and The Dogg Pound with Warren G and Lady of Rage doing the entire Doggystyle album!
Wu Tang doing 36 Chambers with ODB's son filling in!
Tribe doing Midnight Marauders!
Rakim doing Paid in Full!
KRS doing Criminal Minded!
Slick Rick and DJ Premier doing The Adventures of Slick!
Street Sweeper Social Club, who I have yet to see!
Plus Murs and Immortal and Yela and Wiz and Clipse and a bunch of other cats and (maybe possibly) Lauryn Hill!
http://www.gifsoup.com/view/160642/nintendo-64-kid-o.gif

this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 August 2010 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link

that slate of full album shows is sort of mind blowing

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 August 2010 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link

I was not aware until after I got the ticket that they were actually doing the full albums; I remember hearing conversations with bookers last year about a few of these trying to come together as one offs but had no idea they made a package until after somebody gifted me tix. I am pretty fucking pumped.

this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 August 2010 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSBqRAlR7eE

DOPE

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Friday, 27 August 2010 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link

had me at "at the waldorf with the sawed off"

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 August 2010 02:58 (thirteen years ago) link

i know this is completely besides the point, but hearing a joint like that makes me wonder what would happen if you told an eskay-type dude that that was a gucci song, cuz that's really (at least lyrically) the lineage that gucci is following imo

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 August 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link

man Coke Wave was a classic and Coke Wave 2 is great but by then FM started taking a 50/50 role and he's kinda awful. Outside of his laughable personality and very questionable choices I always fucked with biggavelli's music
Tumblr has a way of reframing anything in it own image.

Owwwwwwwww!

#.rar performance (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Friday, 27 August 2010 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link

First time I really thought, OK who is this guy?, was on the Cam diss record to Jay called "You Got to Love It" which was at the height of the the whole "he's not a writer he's a biter" beef. Max had this bizarre bummy, atonal, drunk, half sung mumbling on the hook.

Filling that void now for Jimmy is a man who I am a big, and perhaps the only, fan of, Sen City.

#.rar performance (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Friday, 27 August 2010 03:32 (thirteen years ago) link

the last two posts are re: Max B

Woops

#.rar performance (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Friday, 27 August 2010 03:35 (thirteen years ago) link

First time I really thought, OK who is this guy?, was on the Cam diss record to Jay called "You Got to Love It" which was at the height of the the whole "he's not a writer he's a biter" beef. Max had this bizarre bummy, atonal, drunk, half sung mumbling on the hook.

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whoa i totally remember this -- yeah i shoulda investigated i guess

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Friday, 27 August 2010 04:03 (thirteen years ago) link

http://coolehmag.com/frontEnd/feature.php?i=47&s=91

this really makes it sound like he was fucked over

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Friday, 27 August 2010 04:35 (thirteen years ago) link

i like this 'fuck you' more than cee lo's personally
i wonder if it will go top ten???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExwO3rUr2iw

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Friday, 27 August 2010 04:50 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm not the hugest max b fan but i'm def disappointed that we didn't get to see his career play out

wonder if he'd be getting that based god press right now, or maybe even more

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 August 2010 04:53 (thirteen years ago) link

his appeal is 100% different from lil b's so no way

as a rapper hes totally up my alley -- laid back personality, lets more intricate shit sound really natural & relaxed & unhurried, cool voice ... basically everything ive liked since guru --> gucci / jacka / cormega . nonchalant rappers

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Friday, 27 August 2010 04:54 (thirteen years ago) link

ma$e

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Friday, 27 August 2010 04:55 (thirteen years ago) link

secretly really melodic

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Friday, 27 August 2010 04:55 (thirteen years ago) link

curren$y

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Friday, 27 August 2010 04:56 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRlAUd67z8Q

this stuff just comes off so smooth & incredible like these words were meant to go together

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Friday, 27 August 2010 04:58 (thirteen years ago) link

'its mostly tha voice' basically sums up my shit w rappers i guess

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Friday, 27 August 2010 05:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Watch any video of max b talking or fucking around in a hood DVD type atmosphere and you'll see why he's nothing at all like LIl B...he's more like the scary creep drunk guy who saunters into the bar and gets pissed off when no one wants to listen to his demo and then gets asked to leave.

He's kind of a gross dude

#.rar performance (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Friday, 27 August 2010 05:30 (thirteen years ago) link

yall

i just meant going from an internet/youtube 'underground' cult figure to having a possibly legitimate rap career

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 August 2010 05:32 (thirteen years ago) link

i wasn't insinuating that max b was going to go on a mission to invert the rules of how rap deals with sexuality and masculinity

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 August 2010 05:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Max B's career almost could only have gone the way it did. He was flagrant with his absurd griminess. There is no place for a Max B in a Skinny Jeans era, whereas Lil B fits into that framework to a certain degree and I feel that has something to do with his (relative) crossover popularity. Max B was a throwback to an irrelevant era (mid 2000s mixtape). He was anachronistic but totally original.

#.rar performance (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Friday, 27 August 2010 06:12 (thirteen years ago) link

ehh i think theres still a huuuge fanbase for what hes selling

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Friday, 27 August 2010 06:13 (thirteen years ago) link

pretty sure everyone still overhates this dude iirc?? anyway i like this song, mostly for fatboi but ... idk oj never rubbed me the wrong way, i mean hes not a great rapper but hes an entertaining one & he was sorta shitted on so gucci fans could seem reasonable to elzhi fans or w/e

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eUWJImrHbY&feature=player_embedded

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Friday, 27 August 2010 06:54 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean, imo shit is just silly fun, as far as rap-advertisements go

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Friday, 27 August 2010 06:55 (thirteen years ago) link

holy shit at this earl sweatshirt tape

king boy swag (The Reverend), Friday, 27 August 2010 07:03 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm back on my 66 sick shit
flowin like the blood off the competition's slit wrists
she lick it up dracula then spit it back back at ya
she mad as fuck stuck in the back of a black acura
fed her ass and now the duct tape quacks back at her
hello [??] yellow feathers now you ain't laughin huh

king boy swag (The Reverend), Friday, 27 August 2010 07:10 (thirteen years ago) link

i can't stop thinking of the rest stop staple 'earl of sandwich' so i prob won't download this tape

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 August 2010 07:16 (thirteen years ago) link

lololol

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Friday, 27 August 2010 07:17 (thirteen years ago) link

i bet its good the main thing causing resistance for me is how basically a noz cosign has created a cottage industry of rap 'journalism' shit that ends up w/ a new york times profiles where everyone basically throws up their hands & admits noz is better at rap journalism than they are

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Friday, 27 August 2010 07:18 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, that's otm, but that doesn't take away anything from noz or any of the shit he reps

king boy swag (The Reverend), Friday, 27 August 2010 07:21 (thirteen years ago) link

no idea what j0rdan's talking about

king boy swag (The Reverend), Friday, 27 August 2010 07:23 (thirteen years ago) link

a restaurant? must not be on the west coast at all. but srsly u should check out this tape.

king boy swag (The Reverend), Friday, 27 August 2010 07:31 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm a hot and bothered astronaut
crashin while jackin off
to [?????????????]
of asher roth eatin applesauce
sent to earth to poke catholics in ass with swords
and knock blood ashes into their caskets and laugh it off
twisted sicker than mad cattle in fact i'm off
six different liquids with a purse wig plastered on
stop screamin bitch you shouldn't be that alarmed
your big lips was in the attic [???] with the addict's arm
earl puts the ass in assassin
puts the pieces in decomposing bodies in plastic
puts em in a pan then mixes it up with scat
then gobbles it like fat black bitches and catfish
it so happens that i'm so haphazardous
i puke a piece and put it on her ugly fuckin casket, shit
i'm askin that you faggot rap actors
take action and get a hard [????????] shit
how the fuck i fit an ax in satchel?
slip capsules in a glass of dizzee rascal
party snatch baffled askin where her ass go
in my room redefining the meaning of black holes
and go on suck it up but hurry i got nuts to bust
and butts to fuckin [?????] and sluts to fuckin uppercut
it's o.f. buttercup go ahead and fuck with us
without a doubt a surefire way to get your mother fucked
askin for a couple bucks shove a trumpet up her butt
play a song invade her thong my dick is havin guts for lunch <--jaw dropped here
as well as supper then i run this through a ruptured cut
found the mustard fuckin nosy neighbors know that somethin's up
what you doin? nothin much went shot some other stuff
gotta fuckin bounce guess the bouncers had enough of us

king boy swag (The Reverend), Friday, 27 August 2010 08:08 (thirteen years ago) link

this shit is so gleefully offensive

king boy swag (The Reverend), Friday, 27 August 2010 08:08 (thirteen years ago) link


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