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it is implied in just a few lines of dialogue that the (now insane, escaped) scarecrow has cornered the entire gotham drug supply (lol marlo stanfield) and has spiked it with something that fries people's brains and the rest of the mobs are pissed. that's a huge deal to toss away in a little action prologue!

goole, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, the dealers seemed to be pissed off with the Scarecrow ("If you don't like my wares then go elsewhere") but I didn't catch why.

It's cos his stuff was giving everyone horrendously bad trips.

xpost

chap, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link

that's a huge deal to toss away in a little action prologue

Yeah, it must have gone further in deleted scenes I guess.

Alba, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Great idea - this movie really needs to be longer.

Oilyrags, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link

It should have been a 10-part miniseries really.

Alba, Thursday, 31 July 2008 19:03 (fifteen years ago) link

The Dark Knight Revisited

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 July 2008 19:04 (fifteen years ago) link

batman alexanderplatz

Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Great idea - this movie really needs to be longer.

-- Oilyrags, Thursday, July 31, 2008 1:59 PM (10 minutes ago)

a long ass dvd is no problem, let's hav it!

goole, Thursday, 31 July 2008 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link

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goole, Thursday, 31 July 2008 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link

I think I'm going to watch Batman Begins again now.

Alba, Thursday, 31 July 2008 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link

A few hours late but that sourceless blog post was written by a former editor of DC and a current writer for Marvel. So... it has some validity.

Mordy, Thursday, 31 July 2008 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link

How does having comic-book-industry cred give her validity in spreading Hollywood rumors?

David R., Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Or something like that.

David R., Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:02 (fifteen years ago) link

i heard there was a cut about 30 minutes longer that existed a few weeks ago.

ryan, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link

months ago, that is...oof.

ryan, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link

David, presumably DC Comics, which is owned by Warner, has some inside information about the new film. I don't doubt that she's still friendly with people in that company.

Mordy, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Of course, on rereading her post, she seems to be quoting some Hollywood gossip website. Not her insider contacts.

Mordy, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

David, presumably DC Comics, which is owned by Warner

no wai! :p

Forgive me if I'm skeptical of someone that used to work for Batfolks' book division reporting rumors of a movie that's in pre-pre-pre-pre production.

xpost - BWAH HAH HAH

David R., Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Hmmm... I was just forwarded this from two different people:

Johnny Depp to play Riddler in next flick?

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:44 (fifteen years ago) link

johnny depp <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< crispin glover

jeff, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah this is not a good idea

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link

This was awesome!

One thing tho.

D'ya reckon the detonators on each boat...

a) Blew up the other boat
b) Blew up their own boat
c) Blew up both boats

Have at it, folx...

Just got offed, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Relax. It's two weeks after the release of the current movie. This is not set in stone, or even the foam on top of a beer mug.

Oilyrags, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh. Pretty much everyone raised the same issue. Poll?

Just got offed, Friday, 1 August 2008 00:23 (fifteen years ago) link

There's no way not a single person on the non-convict boat would be willing to press the button. No way.

chap, Friday, 1 August 2008 00:41 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah IRL that wouldve resulted in a brawl for the detonator on each end (the convict side wouldve known the situation as well) & an explosion within 30 seconds

still, fairly good cinema

deeznuts, Friday, 1 August 2008 00:43 (fifteen years ago) link

the whole "LETS VOTE ON IT" thing on the civillian ferry was borderline too corny though

deeznuts, Friday, 1 August 2008 00:44 (fifteen years ago) link

I reckon both detonators triggered both boats, myself.

Just got offed, Friday, 1 August 2008 00:44 (fifteen years ago) link

nah because then the joker wouldnt have been able to make any real kind of point - it'd be more clever if each detonator blew up the boat it was on, so he could actually victimize the dead as a kind of insult to injury

deeznuts, Friday, 1 August 2008 00:45 (fifteen years ago) link

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/4017/applausegp1.gif

Alfred Soto: I just caught up with with this thread and your recent thoughts and I agree mightily with your comments on Nolan's disinterest in Wayne/Batman and a lot of other things you've mentioned. I think that Nolan is uninterested in probing character motivation in films, generally.

Cunga, Friday, 1 August 2008 00:52 (fifteen years ago) link

That reminds me of this fabulous hoax.

chap, Friday, 1 August 2008 00:55 (fifteen years ago) link

ok so about as expected: long, loud, incoherent nonsense. heath ledger pretty entertaining. chris nolan is a lousy action director. nothing about the movie makes sense, narratively, morally or otherwise. better than the last one, i'll give it that.

tipsy mothra, Friday, 1 August 2008 03:44 (fifteen years ago) link

ding ding ding, RONG, ladies, show 'em what he's won...

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 1 August 2008 03:46 (fifteen years ago) link

and...just a reminder...RONG

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 1 August 2008 03:47 (fifteen years ago) link

trifecta...RONG

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 1 August 2008 03:47 (fifteen years ago) link

it's really pretty bad filmmaking. characters, plot, action sequences, everything about it is lumpy and unconvincing except heath ledger. and he's unconvincing too when he has to provide "depth" (that really horrible bit of dialogue where he has to explain his scars). i liked the ferryboat bit, which didn't have any confusing action for nolan to try to sort out. swooping over hong kong was pretty nifty, except that they had to invent a whole 10-minute sequence to justify about 30 seconds of cool footage.

tipsy mothra, Friday, 1 August 2008 03:54 (fifteen years ago) link

everything about it is lumpy and unconvincing except heath ledger. and he's unconvincing too when he has to provide "depth" (that really horrible bit of dialogue where he has to explain his scars)

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wtf

deeznuts, Friday, 1 August 2008 03:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Nolan's action sequences are fantastic. they only suck if you're sitting on the right side of the theatre in the front row. try not to bring pipes to the theatre next time.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 1 August 2008 03:57 (fifteen years ago) link

i just hate to see people settling for so little in their big-budget thrills. between this and casino royale, it's like people are impressed just to see a lot of crane shots and "moral ambiguity."

all 3 bourne movies are at least 2X better than the last two batman movies (as a point of comparison).

tipsy mothra, Friday, 1 August 2008 04:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Condescending, party of one!

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 1 August 2008 04:01 (fifteen years ago) link

i think bourne vs batman would be a great debate (someone brought up the bourne flicks earlier) but youre argument seems totally agenda-ridden, i mean you DID get that the joker was totally BSing, that the 'depth' of those sequences was meant to work on a couple levels, & that 'that really horrible bit' happened like 3 times in the movie, right?

deeznuts, Friday, 1 August 2008 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link

yea, unless we're to believe he got his scars both from sticking a knife in his own mouth AND his father, quite coincidentally! :)

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 1 August 2008 04:04 (fifteen years ago) link

yes he was lying. he always lied! or did he! he was just like us, but more honest. or was he? so meta.

the nolans always have terrible dialogue. (they got away with it in memento because who cared about the dialogue?) not that i'm claiming any great things for, say, the bourne dialogue. the relative lack of dialogue in those movies is one of their strengths.

i'm mostly just puzzled by all the things being glommed onto this movie, which is pretty gummed-up to begin with. i didn't hate it, it sort of held my attention intermittently, but the story did nothing but get stupider as it went and man people just don't know how to bring a blockbuster in under 2 hours anymore do they?

tipsy mothra, Friday, 1 August 2008 04:14 (fifteen years ago) link

*waiting for examples of said dialogue*

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 1 August 2008 04:16 (fifteen years ago) link

i mean really, all the white-knight-dark-knight stuff culminating in the final portentous voiceover, i was actively embarrassed to be in the theater. whatever gary oldman got paid to say that, it wasn't enough.

(xpost, but there you go)

tipsy mothra, Friday, 1 August 2008 04:18 (fifteen years ago) link

what were you expecting in a comic book movie, David Mamet?

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 1 August 2008 04:19 (fifteen years ago) link

no, not at all. but you can't call it a great movie on one hand and then turn around and say of course it's lightweight nonsense what-do-you-expect on the other. (which maybe you aren't saying, i don't know, it's a long thread.)

tipsy mothra, Friday, 1 August 2008 04:26 (fifteen years ago) link

hay i seen a hollywood movie (that really horrible bit of dialogue where he has to explain his scars) atleast X 2 yu mean

Sébastien, Friday, 1 August 2008 04:28 (fifteen years ago) link

just dropping by without context. can someone pls link to that thread that resume long threads%?

Sébastien, Friday, 1 August 2008 04:29 (fifteen years ago) link

i expect comic-book movies to be incoherent nonsense, i just hope for them to be better-made and less overbearing.

tipsy mothra, Friday, 1 August 2008 04:30 (fifteen years ago) link


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