feel like I'm late to the party on this one. I avoided it for a while cuz his guest verses on albums I owned never wowed me.
This album hasn't like made me outright jizz my pants or anything but I'm liking it. lyrics aren't amazing but the beats are pretty awesome, he has good guests, and I like his delivery. I'll definitely play this one though I can see how some might not like this dude.
― hen fap pizza (San Te), Saturday, 21 August 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link
really the only reason I took the chance now is cuz I got a $100 gift card from work for a recent achievement....
― hen fap pizza (San Te), Saturday, 21 August 2010 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link
I got a $100 gift card from work for a recent achievement....
Admitting you might like a Rick Ross album?
― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 August 2010 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link
i got a $100 from some random person for being the biggest boss they had seen thus far once
― markers, Saturday, 21 August 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link
haha shit if that's all it took to get gift cards I'd be Rick Ross' fluffer....
― hen fap pizza (San Te), Saturday, 21 August 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link
BITCH I'M MC HAMMER. I'M ABOUT CREAM.
― The Reverend, Friday, 17 September 2010 08:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Keep hearing: I think I'm big Nietzche.
― Tim F, Thursday, 18 November 2010 13:01 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm Baruch Spinoza.
― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 November 2010 13:16 (thirteen years ago) link
in a Testarossa
i'm gonna JFK like JFKand my JFKis a J... EFF KAYYYYYY
― I think I'm Princess Peach... King Koopa (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, August 4, 2010 8:23 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i think about this now every time i hear Ross rap
― ethnic slizzur (some dude), Thursday, 18 November 2010 13:39 (thirteen years ago) link
especially during that DIRTY...CLEAN...DIRTY...CLEAN verse
― ethnic slizzur (some dude), Thursday, 18 November 2010 13:40 (thirteen years ago) link
dude i just read that twitter rant for the first time now and....thank you
the santa one killed me
― overtheseas aeroplanes I have flown (k3vin k.), Thursday, 18 November 2010 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link
― Tim F, Thursday, November 18, 2010 7:01 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
somehow this is a post v much in character, i think
― smangs of new york (deej), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:40 (thirteen years ago) link
in an eyerolly way, yeah.
― Tim F, Friday, 19 November 2010 06:15 (thirteen years ago) link
I think I'm Big BirdHarold Hooper
― you really love meta jokes, this is a thing that you are into (crüt), Friday, 19 November 2010 06:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Hey so I wrote this big article on Rick Ross for The Straddler. It's a literary magazine, so I'm afraid that music people aren't going to find it if I don't self-promote at least a little, so please forgive if I'm doing something inappropriate by putting a link up. Please enjoy.
http://www.thestraddler.com/20117/piece10.php
― Parenthetical Grillz, Monday, 2 May 2011 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link
um what the fuck
Rick Ross is unconscious and paramedics are desperately trying to resuscitate him.
Rick was on a flight going from Ft. Lauderdale to Memphis today, when the rapper lost consciousness. The plane was forced to make an emergency landing.
― J0rdan S., Friday, 14 October 2011 17:40 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/14/rick-ross-passed-out-plane-emergency-landing/#.Tph0AbK-3oo
― J0rdan S., Friday, 14 October 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
this is not happening
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Friday, 14 October 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
Wale Wale Folarin
I just talked to Ross...he's 100 pct ok...@tmz #dontpanic #dontpanic #mmg !!!! #gfid dec 13th!
― J0rdan S., Friday, 14 October 2011 17:48 (twelve years ago) link
i just talked to ross, he was unconscious and i know you all are in a panic over the possibility of him dying, but his album comes out dec 13.
jeez, get better soon bawse
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:49 (twelve years ago) link
LOSE SOME WEIGHT, MANE
― J0rdan S., Friday, 14 October 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link
i was wondering when i'd see the first weight reference!
― lex pretend, Friday, 14 October 2011 17:52 (twelve years ago) link
i'm not even joking, if he wants to live past the age of 50 he should prob lose some weight
― J0rdan S., Friday, 14 October 2011 17:54 (twelve years ago) link
I forgot I created this thread.
― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:05 (twelve years ago) link
@rocmarci roc marcianoRozay brother slow the blunts down and eat better and take a break u on top so just chill n enjoy the fruits11 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
― lex pretend, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link
no, literally enjoy the fruits
― J0rdan S., Friday, 14 October 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
awww enjoy the fruits is a nice sentiment
― 69, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:20 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.covershut.com/covers/UMCs-Fruits-Of-Nature-Front-Cover-31220.jpg
― unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link
i'm pretty sure ross can still enjoy the fruits of his labor without having his house stocked with
rations that could last six months. One is entirely stocked with Ortega taco fixings, another with cans of Manwich, another with six-packs of Yoo-hoo, another with bags of Halloween-size candy
― J0rdan S., Friday, 14 October 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link
what the fuck is yoo-hoo?
― lex pretend, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link
Everything in that menagerie is literally inedible.
― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link
what the fuck is MANWICH?
― lex pretend, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link
i mean whaty i think of as a manwich doesn't...come in a can
or without coming home at 4 am from the strip so he can eat this
The Gentlest Bodyguard's specialty (besides appearing to be gentle while not minding if he has to rip people's tracheae out, I bet) is breakfast, and when we're back at the house, he goes to the stove. Into a large frying pan he cracks twenty-four eggs and waits for them to cook, then meticulously flips each one without breaking a yolk. In a pot the grits bubble. And in a large skillet, several cans of bubble-gum-pink Hormel corned-beef hash sizzle on high heat, never changing color
― J0rdan S., Friday, 14 October 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link
lex, yoo-hoo is chocolate milk
be clear: it's CARBONATED chocolate milk.
― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link
manwich is like... a canned sloppy joe? idk, i assume it's incredibly disgusting
― J0rdan S., Friday, 14 October 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
xp lol is that right? i don't drink choco milk so i wouldn't know
ok fine I love corned beef hash.
― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
CARBONATED CHOCOLATE MILK?????
― lex pretend, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
any meat that comes in a can should not be eaten
― unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
welcome to America lex...
several cans of bubble-gum-pink Hormel corned-beef hash sizzle on high heat, never changing color
urgh
― hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
i still haven't recovered from the fruit loops discovery. you americans are disgusting savages. i'm clutching on to my muesli for dear life
what the fuck is this abomination
http://pinchmysalt.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/img_8056.jpg
THAT THING LIVED IN A CAN
― lex pretend, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtuTEvNNlBE
― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link
wait, i still don't get what's wrong with froot loops
― J0rdan S., Friday, 14 October 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link
The fourth photo that came up after a Google search:
http://buckarooblues.com/images/11_9-10_01/manwich.jpg
― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link