brett favre is having fun

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that first time you get to do it when youre 11 or 12 is classic, after that, massive dud.

my stomach is full of anger. and pie. (Hunt3r), Thursday, 19 August 2010 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link

although, crushing huge quantities of apples under the tractor tires is fun and smells great. theres a risk of bee stings there, though.

my stomach is full of anger. and pie. (Hunt3r), Thursday, 19 August 2010 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link

that article is wishful thinking bullshit--favre will be fine if healthy and the vikes will be quite good.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 19 August 2010 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
two weeks pass...

um, this does not look fun

http://deadspin.com/5657512/did-a-jets-pr-person-act-as-liaison-between-brett-favre-and-jenn-sterger

"It was from this number that Sterger later received the two voicemails (one below) and the three cock photos that we'll have for you tomorrow."

high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link

i am not a brett favre fan but deadspin writers are disgusting savages imo

('_') (omar little), Thursday, 7 October 2010 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link

haha, maybe brett farve should be a guest vocalist on the new kanye west album.

She find pictures in my email
I sent this girl a picture of my, dick
I don't know what it is with females
But I'm not too good with that, shit

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 7 October 2010 03:20 (thirteen years ago) link

have not and will not look at this but if it's your thing:
http://deadspin.com/5658206/brett-favres-cellphone-seduction-of-jenn-sterger

high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

someone emailed me a screenshot so i just went and watched the whole damn thing cos why not i've already seen it.

ground zero moss (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link

i have nothing against athlete dick photos but i think i'd rather have my eyes impaled with pencils than see brett favre's dick

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link

i think he manscapes

ground zero moss (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link

oh for fucks sake

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe he's just balding

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link

mad, bad, and dangerous to know

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 7 October 2010 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link

man, i wish he would have elaborated on that

a prairie based companion (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 October 2010 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link

i know! what did it mean

ground zero moss (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 8 October 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Athletes who play the "la la la la la, I've got a seeeeecret" game are the most disgusting savages.

In "Bob" There Is No East or West (WmC), Friday, 8 October 2010 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Brett Favre may no longer be having fun

I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link

uh oh spaghettios!!

goole, Friday, 8 October 2010 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link

the most hilarious thing about this is that they're playing the jets, in ny, on monday. if some asshole jets fan does not manage to sneak in a sign that includes a blow up of favre's cock, i will personally murder all of the jets. DO NOT FAIL ME NOW JETS FANS, YOU ARE PROFESSIONALS AT DOING THIS KIND OF THING.

ground zero moss (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link

kind of hoping for King Missile to be played over the P/A

I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link

oh hey goole btw we are doing Monday night football at Barrio in St. Paul. Every time brett whips out his dick, you have to do a shot of tequila tho so it could be a rough night.

MMLLLARRRFF (jjjusten), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link

adam schefter is having fun by the looks of it

('_') (omar little), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

jjj i am somewhat chagrined to announce here that i have a kickball game on monday night. but i'll see what i can do.

goole, Friday, 8 October 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

people who participate in athleticism instead of watching it on television in a bar worst kind of savages etc

MMLLLARRRFF (jjjusten), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link

participate in what now?

goole, Friday, 8 October 2010 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link

tequila + kickball sounds pretty rad tbf

I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link

guys honestly, everytime brett favre un-retires it's like an early christmas present for reasons such as this. the regular INTs are like the stocking stuffers, the playoff meltdowns, mangini "wtf" stuff, personal life drama are what's waiting under the tree.

('_') (omar little), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:54 (thirteen years ago) link

http://a.espncdn.com/i/headshots/nfl/players/65/112.jpg

"sorry I sent you dickpics"

I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link

kind of hoping for King Missile to be played over the P/A

― I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE),

hahahaHAAAA

In "Bob" There Is No East or West (WmC), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link

okay I was looking for sheepish Brett Favre pictures to continue the "sorry I sent you dickpics" theme and stumbled across this:

http://uvtblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/brett-favre-is-a-dick.jpg

I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:59 (thirteen years ago) link

http://ash1138.shackspace.com/SadFavre.jpg

('_') (omar little), Friday, 8 October 2010 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link

uh to all of this

ground zero moss (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 8 October 2010 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link

wow

horseshoe, Friday, 8 October 2010 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link

keep turning the word "dickpics" over in my head

horseshoe, Friday, 8 October 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

http://ash1138.shackspace.com/SadFavre.jpg

― ('_') (omar little), Friday, October 8, 2010 3:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

please god, let there be a meme that this is the dick pic

ಠ_ಠ (bnw), Friday, 8 October 2010 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

why would the nfl be "looking into" allegations of favre sending dickpix? What's the deal exactly?

Such an octopus of a thing. And I have only an inkling! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 October 2010 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link

i personally think they're doing it for the lols

('_') (omar little), Friday, 8 October 2010 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Sterger is a fascinatingly worthless narcissist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cUYE8Y_GuU

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 October 2010 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Amazing that Brett went through all this for this moron and didn't even get laid.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 October 2010 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

why would the nfl be "looking into" allegations of favre sending dickpix? What's the deal exactly?

― Such an octopus of a thing. And I have only an inkling! (forksclovetofu), Friday, October 8, 2010 4:23 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

bcuz it would technically be potential sexual assault of an employee of his team

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Friday, 8 October 2010 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link

that sending of the dick pic was the equivalent of favre desperately heaving the ball into triple coverage (on first down, with other men open, tie game, sudden death OT, at his opponent's 3 yard line)

('_') (omar little), Friday, 8 October 2010 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah this is super creepy and weird if true and I would presume illegal under anti-stalking laws.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 October 2010 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link

also illegal under laws where you're not allowed to expose yourself to people

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Friday, 8 October 2010 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link

chung chung

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 October 2010 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link


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