brett favre is having fun

brett favre's entire late career is basically the third act of 'arlington road' w/his teams in the role of jeff bridges

― ('_') (omar little), Wednesday, August 18, 2010 3:27 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ahaha i knew there was a reason i saw this movie!

returning is such a big risk. despite the final interception, he had an amazing 2009 season. hard to choose not to go out on such a high-note.

He's going to end up playing so long that he gets benched.

yeah. i mean, you're obv. kidding, but that kind of steep decline is very possible. makes me wonder why he doesn't just retire.

i guess you can say the same thing about a lot of aging star athletes. say shaq, but at least he's not attempting to be the focal point of his team (or even the starter as his position on the team).

“I think about retirement a heck of a lot more than I used to…I miss home. All I could think was, I wish I could be on my lawn mower back home.”

september 2002

maybe they'll let him mow the vikings practice field

It is probably pretty fun to have a riding mower, let's be honest.

It was the best part of my job when I was a landscaper one summer.

i kind of like that brett favre's deal with the devil includes the caveat that if he ever retires from football, the only thing he'll be able to do will be to ride a mower in mississippi for the rest of his life.

that first time you get to do it when youre 11 or 12 is classic, after that, massive dud.

although, crushing huge quantities of apples under the tractor tires is fun and smells great. theres a risk of bee stings there, though.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ms-favreencore081810

that article is wishful thinking bullshit--favre will be fine if healthy and the vikes will be quite good.

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=media%2Fapphoto%2Fe428dc12-b550-48f1-bbaa-6d3903849ae0.jpg
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=media%2Fgettyphoto%2F2010%5C09%5C09%5CGYI0061548656.jpg

http://www.theonion.com/articles/brett-favre-apparently-undecided-if-he-will-return,18147/

um, this does not look fun

http://deadspin.com/5657512/did-a-jets-pr-person-act-as-liaison-between-brett-favre-and-jenn-sterger

"It was from this number that Sterger later received the two voicemails (one below) and the three cock photos that we'll have for you tomorrow."

i am not a brett favre fan but deadspin writers are disgusting savages imo

haha, maybe brett farve should be a guest vocalist on the new kanye west album.

She find pictures in my email
I sent this girl a picture of my, dick
I don't know what it is with females
But I'm not too good with that, shit

have not and will not look at this but if it's your thing:
http://deadspin.com/5658206/brett-favres-cellphone-seduction-of-jenn-sterger

someone emailed me a screenshot so i just went and watched the whole damn thing cos why not i've already seen it.

i have nothing against athlete dick photos but i think i'd rather have my eyes impaled with pencils than see brett favre's dick

i think he manscapes

oh for fucks sake

maybe he's just balding

mad, bad, and dangerous to know

http://sportsnetny.tumblr.com/post/1269970960/kris-jenkins-talks-about-farve-being-weird-and

man, i wish he would have elaborated on that

i know! what did it mean

Athletes who play the "la la la la la, I've got a seeeeecret" game are the most disgusting savages.

http://twitter.com/#!/Adam_Schefter/status/26778975820

OMG WHAT

Brett Favre may no longer be having fun

uh oh spaghettios!!

the most hilarious thing about this is that they're playing the jets, in ny, on monday. if some asshole jets fan does not manage to sneak in a sign that includes a blow up of favre's cock, i will personally murder all of the jets. DO NOT FAIL ME NOW JETS FANS, YOU ARE PROFESSIONALS AT DOING THIS KIND OF THING.

kind of hoping for King Missile to be played over the P/A

oh hey goole btw we are doing Monday night football at Barrio in St. Paul. Every time brett whips out his dick, you have to do a shot of tequila tho so it could be a rough night.

adam schefter is having fun by the looks of it

jjj i am somewhat chagrined to announce here that i have a kickball game on monday night. but i'll see what i can do.

people who participate in athleticism instead of watching it on television in a bar worst kind of savages etc

participate in what now?

tequila + kickball sounds pretty rad tbf

guys honestly, everytime brett favre un-retires it's like an early christmas present for reasons such as this. the regular INTs are like the stocking stuffers, the playoff meltdowns, mangini "wtf" stuff, personal life drama are what's waiting under the tree.

http://a.espncdn.com/i/headshots/nfl/players/65/112.jpg

"sorry I sent you dickpics"

kind of hoping for King Missile to be played over the P/A

― I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE),

hahahaHAAAA

okay I was looking for sheepish Brett Favre pictures to continue the "sorry I sent you dickpics" theme and stumbled across this:

http://uvtblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/brett-favre-is-a-dick.jpg

http://ash1138.shackspace.com/SadFavre.jpg

uh to all of this

wow

keep turning the word "dickpics" over in my head

http://ash1138.shackspace.com/SadFavre.jpg

― ('_') (omar little), Friday, October 8, 2010 3:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

please god, let there be a meme that this is the dick pic

why would the nfl be "looking into" allegations of favre sending dickpix? What's the deal exactly?