best animal friends

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Does this go here? Bah, they're best animal friends united against a common enemy, so why not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyaU9JKnKiQ&feature=player_embedded

that thing about rabbit rape is retarded.

those penguins are awesome. hotel i used to work at had penguins+turtles animal friends who lived together. pretty sure i posted them to ilx once.

i seem to remember something like that.

do you know that Christwire is a parody site?

no. that explains alot!

It took me a long time to figure it out, and even when others insisted it wasn't real, I didn't believe them for a long time.

it inspired me to cruise youtube for vids of bunnies with cats (and the occasional duckling) - so it all worked out.

There's a video out there of a chimp forcing oral sex on a frog but I couldn't bring myself to watch it so I didn't post it here (also because that's not a very friendly thing to do). But it's out there if any of you want to look at it.

The chimp and the frog, best animal friends, until one day....

Jenny, you may be surprised to know that I can't bring myself to watch it either.

i've actually watched it before. it's really hard to tell what's going on tbh.

I actually am surprised, Jesse.

I don't want to watch any animals getting hurt!

I am going to email you all of the inappropriate jokes I am not making here.

I look forward to that email. May I copy them and paste them here?

Ha no.

http://www.thecuteproject.com/images/items/1547.jpg

http://www.darkinthedark.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dont-pelican-3815277_large.jpeg

Hahahaha.

That's not very friendly either, surely? Unless he's just trying to hug the cat.

We had to get rid of a rabbit that was trying to rape our (male) cat when I was little. Apparently this is because we were all rabid sodomites. Hurrah! (It's almost a shame that the Christwire site is a parody, it brought the actual LOLs imagining someone genuinely believing that.)

"...because we were all rabbit sodomites..."

I'm no cat behavior expert, but that's not going to stop me from acting like one on the internet. I think the cat/pelican interaction is friendly because the cat looks pretty chill. Her tail is down and not puffed up, she's not crouched, her ears are up rather than back on her head, her fur isn't puffed up, and she's tilting her head in the way cats tilt their heads when they like what you're doing to their faces. Pelicans aren't stealthy, so the cat should have had plenty of warning that this big old galoot was coming, so my guess is that the cat was rubbing her face on the pelican's beak, and the pelican opened her mouth and gave the cat's head a little friendly squeeze.

That cat is clearly cleaning fish guts and stuff from the pelican's beak.

Ah. I think Stan has it.

Cat's ears aren't back and his tail's not puffed out - I think they probably know each other.

Good call, Stan. My cat rubs her face all over tasty smelling things in a very similar fashion.

Sometimes I wish a [pelican] would eat me....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VczCuLsRCCw

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11020965

WE ARE IN HAWAIIIIII!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8nswnUKU

OK, that's awesome

http://i.imgur.com/EmBqa.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7gy4nXoOG1qah2gqo1_500.jpg

Sleeping together in a monochromatic real pile. I stared at that picture for about 5 minutes.

a.k.a. "the truce"

http://riotclitshave.com/2010.07/jfxftl.jpg

<3 the turtle and the cat, or the turtle and any other best animal friend(s) really.

(although that may actually be a tortoise. but I think all tortoises are turtles. not all turtles are tortoises.)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2010/aug/25/bali-animals#/?picture=366113726&index=2

STAY AWAY

aw! i want a pet monkey that has a pet cat

Haha. We'll inject your blood into a cat and inject the cat's blood into a monkey, then inject the monkey's blood into a dog. We'll get to the bottom of this muff-up.

turcatmonkdogducken

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/8/25/1282748502844/A-long-tailed-macaque-mon-006.jpg

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2010/aug/25/bali-animals#/?picture=366113722&index=0

Whoops, already linked :/

Gah they're so great.

Saw this a couple weeks ago when a friend put in on FB and meant to put it here but don't think I did. Also don't think it's been posted before but this thread is too long to go through now so sorry if it has. Anyway . . . BEST ANIMAL FRIENDS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0TjfOKnF-c

And yes, the reporter really just said that elephants "pack their derms".

TAKE A GOOD LOOK AMERICA! TAKE A GOOF LOOK WORLD!

gooD, obv.