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idk you like reading about law/supreme court stuff so much. i guess this wouldn't be as exciting tho

k3vin k., Sunday, 15 August 2010 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link

jury duty is like giving a handjob to a turtle

plate of dinosaurs (San Te), Sunday, 15 August 2010 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Turtles are at least horny.

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 15 August 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

hey al have you ever listened to francis and the lights? super good 80s phil collins/prince/p gabriel thing, basically all his music streaming here:

http://francisandthelights.muxtape.com/

i love this dude. seems like something up your alley.

max, Sunday, 15 August 2010 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link

so do you do pr for this band or

plax (ico), Sunday, 15 August 2010 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link

alfred, are you on the twitterz?

markers, Sunday, 15 August 2010 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Nah. Like Gretta Scacci said in The Player: "Life's too short."

I do have a blog: http://humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/

max, thanks for the suggestion! I'll check it out. All my favorite referents, etc.

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 15 August 2010 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link

so do you do pr for this band or

― plax (ico), Sunday, August 15, 2010 7:06 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha i mean i think everyone should listen to em! but i keep thinking its like made for al soto, its all 80s r&b w/ computer sheen

max, Sunday, 15 August 2010 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link

jury duty is like giving a handjob to a turtle

but it's oh so exciting for the lawyers involved.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 15 August 2010 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Dear Soto, What are your ten fave singles and albums of the Aughties please? A perfunctory search on your blog yielded the expected nothing.

xoxokjb

Kevin John Bozelka, Sunday, 15 August 2010 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Here's twenty albums. Don't take the order too seriously:

1. M.I.A. – Kala
2. Bob Dylan – “Love and Theft”
3. DJ Shadow – The Private Press
4. Ghostface – Fishscale
5. Kylie Minogue – Fever
6. The Mekons – OOOH!
7. The Go-Betweens – Oceans Apart
8. Miranda Lambert – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
9. Erykah Badu – New Amerykah Part One
10. Aaliyah – Aaliyah
11. Jay Z – The Blueprint
12. Bjork – Vespertine
13. Lee Ann Womack – There’s More Where That Came From
14. The Mountain Goats – We Shall All Be Healed
15. Roisin Murphy – Overpowered
16. LCD Soundsystem – Sound of Silver
17. Arctic Monkeys – Favorite Worst Nightmare
18. Sleater Kinney – One Beat
19. Missy Elliott – This is Not a Test!
20. Drive-By Truckers – Brighter Than Creation’s Dark

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 August 2010 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link

20. Drive-By Truckers – Brighter Than Creation’s Dark

sometimes you surprise me.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 16 August 2010 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link

well, i guess nos. 2 and 6 surprise me, too.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 16 August 2010 00:47 (thirteen years ago) link

no taylor swift no credibility

dyao, Monday, 16 August 2010 00:47 (thirteen years ago) link

haha. YEAH. taylor swift is the super-duper awesome voice of a new generation.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 16 August 2010 00:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Love a couple of her singles.

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 August 2010 00:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Lee Ann Womack – There’s More Where That Came From

Just read an interview with her today! She's a friends of the gays. But I hadn't thought about her since "I Hope You Dance" which was (eek!) 2000. Will check this out.

Now singles please (they're more important).

Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 16 August 2010 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I may even have overrated that one, considering how the highs of her 2008 album really get me, well, high. Like this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKTr9pKw-5I&feature=av2e

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 August 2010 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link

haha i mean i think everyone should listen to em! but i keep thinking its like made for al soto, its all 80s r&b w/ computer sheen

Really? That descrip sounds awesome, but I listened to a few minutes of it and my gf said it sounded like Blues Traveler.

jaymc, Monday, 16 August 2010 01:11 (thirteen years ago) link

it sounded like Blues Traveler

harsher words have never been uttered.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 16 August 2010 01:15 (thirteen years ago) link

never figured out what troll started this thread, but I'm grateful.

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 August 2010 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Really? That descrip sounds awesome, but I listened to a few minutes of it and my gf said it sounded like Blues Traveler.

― jaymc, Sunday, August 15, 2010 9:11 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

first track on the new album?

max, Monday, 16 August 2010 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I just went to the Muxtape link you posted. Listened to a few tracks, but I wasn't really paying attention that much.

jaymc, Monday, 16 August 2010 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link

xp I will give it another chance, tho!

jaymc, Monday, 16 August 2010 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Alfred, do you like Elton John's "Island Girl"?

fear mongrels (Abbott), Monday, 16 August 2010 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I love that whole album! Prefer "Hard Luck Stories" and "I Feel Like a Bullet..."

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 August 2010 01:57 (thirteen years ago) link

first track on the new one is kind of "blues traveler-y" but i cant really think of anything else that sounds like blues traveler at all

max, Monday, 16 August 2010 02:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Alfred, are you down w/ metal? any new stuff?

markers, Monday, 16 August 2010 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link

do you like dubstep, funky house, related sub-genres?

these are the things i wonder.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 16 August 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link

I like to say I'm a dilettante with genres but devoted to artists. I'm still trying to understand chillwave and dubstep. I'll always pledge allegiance to house, even when a couple of recent high profile attempts at house have left me cold (e.g. Kelis).

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 August 2010 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link

That descrip sounds awesome, but I listened to a few minutes of it and my gf said it sounded like Blues Traveler.

^ New board description?

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Monday, 16 August 2010 02:39 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

markers, Monday, 16 August 2010 02:55 (thirteen years ago) link

OK, max, I am listening to F&tL again, and am liking it now! Also: I really like the track he produced for Drake.

jaymc, Monday, 16 August 2010 17:22 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, though the drake rap sucks

max, Monday, 16 August 2010 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link

poor drake

markers, Monday, 16 August 2010 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i40.tinypic.com/2s78ikz.jpg

btw

markers, Monday, 16 August 2010 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I like rap but don't always care about rapping.

jaymc, Monday, 16 August 2010 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link

OK, "Tap the Phone" is a little DMB-ish.

Sometimes I wonder if I might not like DMB if I just sat down and listened to some of it instead of being all kneejerk.

jaymc, Monday, 16 August 2010 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link

there are some decent DMB songs for sure

markers, Monday, 16 August 2010 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnXeZclbO68

always liked this song from when i first heard it back when i was around eleven

markers, Monday, 16 August 2010 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean ... I liked "What Would You Say" when it first came out in '95.

jaymc, Monday, 16 August 2010 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I will not allow DMB to taint this thread.

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 August 2010 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Alfred, if you had to be reincarnated as either Dave Matthews or the guy from Owl City, which option would you choose?

markers, Monday, 16 August 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link

(i predict he says "death")

plate of dinosaurs (San Te), Monday, 16 August 2010 19:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Dave Matthews was dorky-cute in the "What Would You Say" era, but he probably tastes of Mountain Dew and falafel.

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 August 2010 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link

do you have his number?

plax (ico), Monday, 16 August 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Dave Matthews was dorky-cute in the "What Would You Say" era, but he probably tastes of Mountain Dew and falafel.

nobody's asking you to eat him

plate of dinosaurs (San Te), Monday, 16 August 2010 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link

what would you say?

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 02:58 (thirteen years ago) link

alfred, i think i remember a mojito thread where you scold the concept of simple syrup in a mojito. do u have a favored mojito recipe? if so could you describe?

yr friend,

cad

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link


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