HELLO FROM MIAMI

i used to loathe even the concept of florida as a kid but i think i have come around because a) y'all are just so fucking ~weird~ down there b) the everglades c) the caribbean is like right there d) nice weather is nice e) friend of mine in college swore up and down that tallahassee was a legitimately "cool" city? also seriously canoeing thru the everglades for a week was O_O

You don't wanna canoe in the Everglades in August though!

yeah, the mosquitos carry dengue fever.

Alfred: I'm here tonight and possibly tomorrow night. Have to be back at work on Sun in WPB.

nah dude SPRING BREAK SENIOR YEAR whoooooooooooooooooo

awesome stuff i saw:

a monsoon or w/e that ruined RUINED my night
a ranger show featuring a ranger that did not appreciate qs about animals winning or losing fights with other animals
14ft saltwater croc hanging in the marina and drinking freshwater that dripped from a dock, he looked like a bobber
hell of alligators
dolpins (sup)
the ~ocean~
getting drunk around a fire on an island in the sea with only you and yr favorite ppl
sailing with a trashbag

Oh yeah I got a room at ummm the park central hotel? Right in the middle of it, apparently. (art deco area) (also, boobs)

No, those are guys.

Tuck and tape iirc

my cousin says i can make a lot of money in miami. truth?
i might go visit.

In what -- real estate? High cost of living here too.

Marketing/advertising
Rent seems to be on par with DC, but obv seems like a much nicer place to live.
What are gas prices like?
No mountains :(
Beach :)

This city rules! They’re smoking dope in the

hi!