First grotesque anal grafted stills for Tom Six's HUMAN CENTIPEDE (Fright Fest 2009 thread)

Good lord.

Well that's one way of solving the problem of bad pr0n dialogue.

'Will you suck me off?'
'mfff mfff mfff'
'That's the spirit'

okay no

at least it ain't human centipaed?

A human centipede scuttles into a bar and orders three shots of whiskey. He drinks all three. He does the same thing day after day after day, and the bartender finally says, "You know, I can put all three of those shots into one glass for you." The human centipede says, "No, I prefer it this way. One shot is for me, one shot is for the middle segment, and one shot is for the third segment." He comes in day after day after day, the bartender sets up three glasses. And then one day, the human centipede says, "Give me two shots today." The bartender asks, "What happened? Did something happen to your third segment?" "No, no, no," the human centipede said. "It's okay. It's just that I decided to quit drinking."

― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Thursday, 6 May 2010 06:27 (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I have been stealing this joke like there's no tomorrow because it is the best thing ever.

:D

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/08/human-centipede-sequel-to-be-400-more-medically-accurate

http://www.film1.nl/images/plaatjes/37904.jpg

I just had the unique pleasure of actually watching this movie without reading or seeing a single spoiler beforehand. really proud of myself for figuring out that the crazy doctor was planning on sewing assholes to mouths before that was revealed in the plot.

trying to figure out what shots to use for three frames

lol GIS
http://calmixx.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/human-centipede.jpg

yesterday and today's film on three frames

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8nvqlYuct1qzc4eao1_500.gif

http://i39.tinypic.com/iydbhd.jpg

Trailer!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBalKXCaXOM

Sequel needs to be in 3D.

3Dees=gay pr0n

I just clicked on that trailer, thinking it was for the sequel to the first movie.

But at least Tom Byron no longer looks like the singer from Metallica.

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/PappaWheelie/Salo.jpg

We rented this from Netflix and watched it yesterday and... it was pretty good! I mean, I have been making jokes about human centipedes for a year now, which probably my revulsion at the concept, but I can't imagine this was any harder to watch than Martyrs or some other movie form the "new wave of French horror." (Note: this is conjecture as I am way too intimidated by any of those movies to actually watch them.) The scene where Dr. Heiter (who is totally AMAZING as a horror movie villain, btw - gave the movie an excellent dose of camp) explains the procedure to his segments gave me the willies pretty hard (I have a visceral fear of anesthesia/medical procedures), the climax was tense, and the ending was horrible to contemplate.

Best line: You are... the middle piece!

probably lessened my revulsion, I mean to say.

From the commentary over at Sergio Leone and the Infield Fly Rule

1) Over a shot near the opening of the film of a truck driver stopping his vehicle by the side of the road to relieve himself: “This is a nice little scene. Of course, the movie is about shit, and here we have a truck driver taking a shit!”

2) Over shots of the female characters relaxing in their hotel room: “The characters are still very pretty, but that will soon change, as you know.”

3) After relating how the crew ignored local refusal to grant them permits to film on a dark country road: “As a filmmaker, sometimes you have to be a little bad to get what you want.”

4) The director dismisses the nonstop pile-up of horror movie clichés that drive his plot by announcing that they were “deliberate,” and that if the audience thinks they’ve seen it all, then it “makes the impact of what eventually happens way, way better.”

5) Six eventually reveals that the basis of his horror movie “game-changer” came to him one night while he was watching a TV report on a child molester and declared that the guy “should be punished by having his mouth stitched to the ass of a truck driver.”

6) Over a shot of Dr. Heiter exuberantly celebrating the unveiling of his surgical masterpiece by lifting a mirror over his head and gazing at himself with happiness: “This is my homage to The Lion King, when Mufasa lifts Simba to the sky.”

7) Over the scene in which the lead centipede piece finally cannot hold back his excrement: “I’m really proud of this when I see this… Imagine the taste of shit in your mouth, the aftertaste… Imagine your best friend being attached to your ass—of course you would be constipated. You wouldn’t want to go to the bathroom! Poor Jenny. It looks so real…”

8) After noting the appearance of more horror movie clichés near the movie’s conclusion: “But it’s okay, because the rest of it is so not cliché!” (Which begs a question… but I won’t.)

9) “Not everybody understands the black humor. They only see the nasty things. But a lot of people can laugh about this film as well.” (Which begs a question… but I won’t.)

10) "The Human Centipede—First Sequence will look like My Little Pony compared to part two, The Human Centipede—Full Sequence."

have very mixed feelings about the human centipede. taken as a whole, i hated it. i hated its tiresome (but still effectively depressing) nihilism and sadism. i hated that it devolved so quickly from delightful horror caricature to insanely grisly spectacle, and finally to a grinding form of audience punishment. it made me feel bad. coming away i not only felt spiritually crushed, i felt morose about humanity's prospects and worth. i slept badly and had terrible dreams. had a much harder time with THC than with any product of the french horror renaissance, though the british eden lake did me in in a similar manner.

otoh, i'm a huge horror fan and am always looking for something new and interesting, something that isn't just a another limp recycling of profitable precedents. and of the many (many) horror films i've seen in the last few years, THC stands out as one of the few with its own distinct personality. it doesn't look or feel like other movies. almost everything in the film is somehow tilted or twisted a few degrees off true. as a result, it seems more like a perverse joke or art experiment than a typical horror film. for all its cliches and awkwardness, nothing about it ever feels accidental or imperfect. we wonder about the sensibility behind the camera, but never doubt that there is one. this sense of artistic intention frames even the terrible performances of the female leads, making an effective comic device of the genuinely bad acting. and dieter lazer is MAGNIFICENT as dr. heiter. the film deserved to be remembered for that alone. he's an all-time classic horror villain. without him, the human centipede wouldn't be worth enduring. as a result, no matter how much i hated watching the last half of this film, i still grudgingly respect it.

"without him, the human centipede wouldn't be worth enduring."

Definitely. Although your first paragraph makes me worry about myself for having liked this movie.

this sense of artistic intention frames even the terrible performances of the female leads, making an effective comic device of the genuinely bad acting.

That fact makes the whole concept bearable imo.

There is absolutely no way in a million hells I will ever watch this film, I am so digusted by shit.

Oh you don't see any, the mouth-anus connections are always sealed.

aken as a whole, i hated it. i hated its tiresome (but still effectively depressing) nihilism and sadism. i hated that it devolved so quickly from delightful horror caricature to insanely grisly spectacle, and finally to a grinding form of audience punishment. it made me feel bad. coming away i not only felt spiritually crushed, i felt morose about humanity's prospects and worth. i slept badly and had terrible dreams.

See, I don't know what else people would have EXPTECTED from a film like this. No way I'm ever watching it.

i hated that it devolved so quickly from delightful horror caricature to insanely grisly spectacle, and finally to a grinding form of audience punishment. it made me feel bad. coming away i not only felt spiritually crushed, i felt morose about humanity's prospects and worth. i slept badly and had terrible dreams

i think this about all "torture-porn." i don't see the appeal. i know sometimes you have to be shocked to feel alive and appreciate beauty, but there's a limit, and films like this cross it.

otoh, i still endorse the idea of broken-social-scene being stitched together for the sequel.

they deserve it after that last album.

I know it's after the holidays, but I just found this...

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld5vq8ES2N1qbe0oxo1_500.jpg

on syfy tonight, sky viewers!

didn't look very good

its not very good.

*** SPOILARS *** people eat shit for a while, film ends *** SPOILARS ***

FEED HER!!!!!!

I really, really wish they hadn't started showing this on a channel my television receives. I worry that I'll start watching it "for a laugh" and will never sleep again.

the idea of this movie is worse than anything in this movie

You can't trick me like that.

yeah just watched this last night and it really is pretty tame

Dammit I was gonna go to the pub and now I'm torn

the sequel should be "human centipedes on a plane."

― fat mantis (Hunt3r), Wednesday, May 5, 2010 6:25 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark

^

*self edits awesome geometry joke*

Dammit I was gonna go to the pub and now I'm torn

― Nulty By Nature (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 March 2011 05:37 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dude don't give it away

lol

The BBFC has rejected the sexually violent, and potentially obscene DVD, The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) This means that it cannot be legally supplied anywhere in the UK. The decision was taken by the Director, David Cooke and the Presidential Team of Sir Quentin Thomas, Alison Hastings and Gerard Lemos.

The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) is a sequel to the film The Human Centipede (First Sequence), which was classified ‘18’ uncut for cinema and DVD release by the BBFC in 2010. The first film dealt with a mad doctor who sews together three kidnapped people in order to produce the ‘human centipede’of the title. Although the concept of the film was undoubtedly tasteless and disgusting it was a relatively traditional and conventional horror film and the Board concluded that it was not in breach of our Guidelines at ‘18’. This new work, The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), tells the story of a man who becomes sexually obsessed with a DVD recording of the first film and who imagines putting the ‘centipede’ idea into practice. Unlike the first film, the sequel presents graphic images of sexual violence, forced defecation, and mutilation, and the viewer is invited to witness events from the perspective of the protagonist. Whereas in the first film the ‘centipede’ idea is presented as a revolting medical experiment, with the focus on whether the victims will be able to escape, this sequel presents the ‘centipede’ idea as the object of the protagonist’s depraved sexual fantasy.

David Cooke and pals need a good centipeding imo

surprising, after the first one you'd think they'd want to follow it through to the end

y'know, I didn't think the first one was terrible, but I think I'll skip this one.

I actually liked the first one but yeah. I'll skip the sequel, too. Blech

censorship is a bad thing, kids