the crimes of george lucas ('90s on)

Use the Force, Dan.

much respect to john williams, but queen should have scored return of the jedi instead of wasting it on highlander.

Luke's Licksaber - now in 5 different flavors!

They should have re-used the music they did for Flash Gordon.
"Luke... ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! And some ewok cannibals! DUN DUN DUNDUN DUN DUN"

I can totally hear "Killer Queen" blasting as Vader marches Luke up the stairs to meet the Emperor.

http://media.share.ovi.com/m1/s/1348/47d6e0ac3d0945eb8360bc070378c7f0.jpg
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee are the champions"

R2 R2 D2! CLAP BOOM BOOM CLAP

buddy you're a droid make a big noise

ok now I'm just weird al, sorry

http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/thumb/1/1c/Leia_luke_kiss.jpg/375px-Leia_luke_kiss.jpg

"It's a kind of maaagic..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c67NRXtaZk

the past hours worth of posts should be c&p'ed into a new thread:

"The crimes of the crimes of george lucas ('90's on) thread"

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^^^this, far and away. its one thing to churn out crappy product, lots of aging directors do that (hell, young ones too!), but deliberately screwing up your past work - so that NO ONE can ever enjoy it again, that's a whole other level of unforgivable.

― Bizarro Morbius (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 1:44 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

finest hour

Just seeing it again resulted in a real-life LOL.

far and away

just the 5 seconds my brain spent trying to process that the first time i read it... amazing

Remember happier times for them?

uh... yes?

xp now that really is "far far away"

Did anyone ever see that movie? Seems like a complete memory hole of a release.

i remember that happening.

but what does it have to do with GL?

far and away

― the itsytitchyschneider (s1ocki), Monday, August 9, 2010

oh

right

i was secretly hoping that was another "wrong thread" posting we could all laugh about

My wife saw "Far and Away" and felt like Tom and Nicole had the sexual chemistry of a gay man and a random cheerleader.

I was just thinking about this today: I had this old coworker, in his 50s or so, and when this movie came out everyone at work was complaining about Jar-Jar. And this guy says, "I don't get why everyone has such a problem with Jar-Jar and how he talks – I happen to like Jamaican people."

That's so clueless as to be kind of sweet.

that's when I thought Tom Cruise was cute. Sigh.

The Jar Jar Binks character will be legendary and deserves to permanently destroy the Star Wars legacy. To quote the Rifftrax guys (who really do a great job tearing TPM to shreds) It is offensive on a metaphysical level.

just about to watch this, anyone else seen it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfBhi6qqFLA&feature=related

It's so bizarre, it's some strange frankenstein's monster gone horribly wrong, the abject repressed nightmare inside the mind of a marketing executive who is having a bad acid trip. That something so grotesque and hideous was actually - and eagerly - created is bizarre beyond comprehension. He looks like if you bred Bug Bunny and a duckbill platypus and then had the resulting spawn skinned.

Yeah I've watched that review - there's some very sharp criticism. The persona the guy puts on can get a bit much, but worth watching.

http://www.allmystery.de/dateien/mg46044,1259971164,Darth-Maul.jpghttp://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/389264/Insane+Clown+Posse.jpg

fuckin Mynocks, how do they work?

george lucas with the lid off

on part 4 of that attack of the clones review. wow.

Lucas's "crimes" pale before Tarantino's

damn that's challenging

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iSwCsgcQqEM/SfmNdHgnwZI/AAAAAAAAAEc/MqR4U6Jzh10/s320/1:32:25+this+is+how+liberty+dies+++History.png

"Lucas's crimes against liberty pale before Tarantino's"

still can't believe you rep for the star wars prequels morbs... i can not even imagine what you are thinking standing up for this kiddie cartoon trash

I DONT 'REP'

you kids with your newfangled jibber jabber.

he doesn't rep but he does resent!

I DONT 'REP'

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, August 10, 2010 2:20 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

I said, "Mom, what are you doing, you're ruining my rep"
She said, "You're only sixteen, you don't have a rep yet"

very illuminating interview w/Lucas' former producer/associate Gary Kurtz:

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/music/la-et-gary-kurtz-20100812,0,134728,full.story

The discussed ending of the film that Kurtz favored presented the rebel forces in tatters, Leia grappling with her new duties as queen and Luke walking off alone “like Clint Eastwood in the spaghetti westerns,” as Kurtz put it.

Kurtz said that ending would have been a more emotionally nuanced finale to an epic adventure than the forest celebration of the Ewoks that essentially ended the trilogy with a teddy bear luau.

sigh

fwiw i love this fuzzy bastards

those*

haw

somebody's got a new user name

yeah i mean i still love the original yub nub ending and all but... what if?

it would have been cooler no doubt!