100 Reasons Why "Ignition - Remix" Is So Damned Great

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The song doesn't go on for 20 minutes.

124) but the version I just finished putting together in AcidPro does and is winging its way toward your inbox even as we speak

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:48 (twenty years ago) link

125) just kidding

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:49 (twenty years ago) link

126. The song inspires much Darn1elle comedy at my expense.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:51 (twenty years ago) link

127) music makes the people come together

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:52 (twenty years ago) link

128) Dan you know I love you & besides anything I ever say against you is only 'cause I'm jealous that you've got a harvard.edu address

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:55 (twenty years ago) link

129) not actually being sarcastic there, neither

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:55 (twenty years ago) link

Time for the '100 Reasons the '100 Reasons' Thread Is So Damned Great' thread --

*Jess beats Ned down*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:56 (twenty years ago) link

128. I mean, freakin weekend? finally. Like so what I'm drunk. I just had some shitty time, around tuesday, there was like one thousand plus people outside the courthouse and I thought, oh um, damn, and how can I get outta this, am I getting outta this. Wednesday afternoon a fed ex came, fed-exed, saw a copy of the videotape, why did I make that goddamn videotape, and it was hot, but, you know. why. and thursday met with lawyers, whole team of them bleedin me dry, goddamn, they bleedin me dry, and will get me off, will get me off. and friday the deposition did not go well DID NOT GO WELL, so I came home and ironed creases into my jeans and popped in a 5 carat stone into my ear ($50,000), and hit the ride, and hit the poolside, and hit the coke and rum, and hit the bitches (remind me of my Lexus), and hit the bar, and now here I am in the lobby, and oh yeah like so what I'm drunk.

― scott m (mcd), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:13 (twenty years ago) link

130) that drum, that drum, dear god that drum. Everything dance music has to teach (soul) about quickening the pulse, in one second.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:16 (twenty years ago) link

131. What drum? THERE IS NO DRUM; this is one of my main gripes with the song.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:18 (twenty years ago) link

132) Scott that was so, so good, God bless you

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:20 (twenty years ago) link

133) "we just thuggin this out", as blatantly false a statement as you are likely to find this year.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:22 (twenty years ago) link

134) and where, exactly, are we just thuggin' this out? oh yeah: "on the reeeeemix"

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:26 (twenty years ago) link

Also, for such an allegedly-catchy song I'm having a really difficult time remembering how it goes.

134. I haven't heard this song in a few weeks (I want to listen to it now!) but reading through this thread brings the whole beautiful thing back. (Also, as someone who's only recently started listening to Top 40 radio again, that's how I knew it was a good song: after I heard it once, it was in my head all the damn time.)

135. I was just singing it a few minutes ago with a 21-year-old African-American girl I work with. She sang most of it; I did some bass harmony on "after party" and "hotel lobby."

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:26 (twenty years ago) link

...this thread IS meant as a sarcastic joke, isn't it...? Isn't it?

Sheesh - the wit, wonder and wisdom of R Kelly?

Please..........

― russ t, Monday, 16 June 2003 14:28 (twenty years ago) link

137) "we just thuggin this out" is 2003's "dancin, yeah, real hardcore" from the dodger's "rewind"...hardman sentiments pressed into the service of the soppiest mid-tempo fluff of the year, crooned in ultra-sucrose swingbeat style

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:28 (twenty years ago) link

What drum?

138. (oh alright then). Dan he means (I think) those periodic beefy snare rolls that, as well as giving an exciting lift at various points, also serve to fill in the gap between 'and' and 'somebody' on the last line of the last verse).

― David (David), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:30 (twenty years ago) link

139) the same subtle dancehall inflection informs both kelly's vocal on this track and c david's on "rewind"...coincidence?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:32 (twenty years ago) link

140) also, "rewind" had the benefit of being one of the first "out front" singles of a New! Now! genre...kelly's single is a total genre-exercise (on the surface, anyway) making his victory that much sweeter, since he's not got the subtly-avant-garde/underground angle to work

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:35 (twenty years ago) link

I'd be delighted if this format were adopted for other great singles, you know.

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:37 (twenty years ago) link

141) also the drum repeat (not snares) in the murder she wrote verse. The first lines have no drums, so the next two are doubled.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:38 (twenty years ago) link

142) plus: craig david never pissed on any 14 year old girls. that i know of.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:40 (twenty years ago) link

143) it would certainly make him more interesting since he's basically got the personality of a boiled cabbage.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:42 (twenty years ago) link

144) it's pretty clear that we're living in the end times of a crumbling, decadent empire, and i can't imagine smokey robinson peeing on 14 yr old girls anymore than i can imagine him naming himself after a shoe brandname. but, if we ARE living in the end times of a crumbling, decadent empire, we could do a lot worse for a house songwriter - from a sheer technical proficiency standpoint - than r kelly.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:44 (twenty years ago) link

you people are all barking mad, you really are.... you truly ARE discussing the supposed merits of R Kelly.

Oh dear......

― russ t, Monday, 16 June 2003 14:49 (twenty years ago) link

145. better than discussing the merits of indie assholes like morrissey.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:55 (twenty years ago) link

Have you heard the track, Russ? I too had a heart full of hate for r. kelly, but this is really genuinely fanstatic.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:55 (twenty years ago) link

146. Morrissey of late (where by "of late" I mean "for the vast majority of his solo career") is as much of a worthless throwaway as this R. Kelly song is.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:56 (twenty years ago) link

147. Julio "Everyday Is Like Sunday" is the perfect indie companion to this song (there are two days in a freakin' weekend after all)

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:58 (twenty years ago) link

148. dan perry in being completely wrong again shockah!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:59 (twenty years ago) link

149. Tico that could be true in yr universe.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 16 June 2003 15:01 (twenty years ago) link

150. Solo Morrissey has produced exactly as many good songs as R. Kelly (ie, three).

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 June 2003 15:11 (twenty years ago) link

151. I have heard v little by either. the 'score' is: r kelly 1 really great song (+video), morrissey solo 0 (haven't seen any videos).

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 16 June 2003 15:17 (twenty years ago) link

152. Dan that "Morrissey solo has only got three good songs" is mentalism of a very high order

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 15:30 (twenty years ago) link

Dan Perry, it is very unfortunate that you don't like the song. I'm sorry. You're totally missing out. But do you have to try to wreck this thread with your whining and weak attempts at critique and humor? This is about LOVING the song. Start another 100 Reasons thread about why you hate it if you've got to, but leave this be.

― Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Monday, 16 June 2003 15:32 (twenty years ago) link

153. It is my sole mission in life to wreck this thread for Matthew Perpetua.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 June 2003 15:34 (twenty years ago) link

Dan's critiques are at least actual critiques based on listening to the song, unlike comedy bogglement that anyone could even be discussing it or one-line dismissals.

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Monday, 16 June 2003 15:36 (twenty years ago) link

yes on ILM there have been these kind of threads ('reasons to hate/love song/artist x) on ILM before and there are ppl who do put in the opposite view (I did that when there was some similar thing on reasons people hate the doors but that was a long time ago) and that's fine.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 16 June 2003 15:58 (twenty years ago) link

154. This thread has now gone to 154 reasons.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 16 June 2003 16:00 (twenty years ago) link

155. and 154 is the name of a wire record.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 16 June 2003 16:01 (twenty years ago) link

156. 57 more balloons than Nena had.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 16 June 2003 16:02 (twenty years ago) link

157. this thread made me download a whole bunch of R Kelley songs. the best part of all of them is in "I Wish" when he's talking about this guy who'll "always be his nigga" and he goes "radio don't take the 'nigga' out this song'

― JasonD (JasonD), Monday, 16 June 2003 17:47 (twenty years ago) link

I've been defending this song for about two months now. Thanks.

btw: The "murder she wrote" line requires reference to the dancehall original. Chaka Demus and Pliers sing 'bout hot gal wit di angel face and di devil heart. Dem gal act "flirty flirty" when dem "character dutty."

I think this is the kind of chick Mr. Kelly is talkin' about.

Oh, and that lazy fall into the chorus. Heavenly.

I don't, however, really feel the dancehall here...it's WAY too slow and lazy. It's got more of that Club Med reggae vibe. If it was over something like the diwali (see Wayne Marshall's "No Letting Go"), I might be willing to agree. Even then, dancehall deejays are anything but lazy and that's the charm of this tune.

― cybele (cybele), Monday, 16 June 2003 18:52 (twenty years ago) link

158. Man JasonD that version of "I Wish" is so goddamn beautiful I can hardly take it

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 18:57 (twenty years ago) link

159. Dave Chapelle did a parody of this song on his Comedy Central show. It is so much better than the original:
http://comedycentral.com/tv_shows/chappellesshow/showclips.jhtml
lemme get a poop poop

― Brian Bruxvoort, Monday, 16 June 2003 19:31 (twenty years ago) link

160. Based on the fact that you are talking about the Chapelle Show, which blows, and that last phrase, I can say, without having seen said clip, that you are WRONG WRONG WRONG!

― NA. (Nick A.), Monday, 16 June 2003 19:35 (twenty years ago) link

161. John Darnielle's big-upping of this song is due to him appearing in the video as the white dancer </slander>

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 16 June 2003 19:38 (twenty years ago) link

I like Dave Chappelle and all, but his show is so hit and miss. That parody only has one thing going for it: "Poo poo, pee pee." It's pretty bad otherwise.

162. But the song holds up despite the bad parody.

― Vinnie (vprabhu), Monday, 16 June 2003 20:51 (twenty years ago) link

163. No matter how loud you turn the song up, it still sounds somehow muted, low and subtle and chilled-out. It managed to keep me sane through a day of innumerable hot, sticky and crowded tube journeys.

― cis (cis), Monday, 16 June 2003 21:31 (twenty years ago) link

161. John Darnielle's big-upping of this song is due to him appearing in the video as the white dancer

164. Ain't/no/half/steppin'

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 21:51 (twenty years ago) link

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