YOU TOTALLY MISSED THE ILX HEAVY ROCK/METAL ALBUM POLL COUNTDOWN, SUCKA (CLICK FOR A RECAP)

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I prefer a happy Johnny fever!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 August 2010 00:13 (thirteen years ago) link

RUSK8N4S8N?

Half crazed with glory, half crazed in the heat! (Viceroy), Saturday, 7 August 2010 00:13 (thirteen years ago) link

god I love Suicidal Tendancies!!

"Hey Mike we've noticed you've been having a lot of problems lately..."
"I'LL FIGURE IT OUT MYSELF!!!"

Half crazed with glory, half crazed in the heat! (Viceroy), Saturday, 7 August 2010 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link

SuiTees and/or Mike never really equalled that first album. So many great bits!

All I wanted was a Pepsi and she wouldn't giveittome. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 7 August 2010 00:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyone ever get the 2003 remastered version of Vincebus Eruptum on Italian label Akarma with bonus track All Night Long? Sniffin' around for it right now.

Fastnbulbous, Saturday, 7 August 2010 00:24 (thirteen years ago) link

242
AC/DC · Powerage (1978) (279 points, 8 votes)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf800/f868/f86890o8oly.jpg

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 August 2010 00:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I never much cared for AC/DC... thats my challop for the night.

Half crazed with glory, half crazed in the heat! (Viceroy), Saturday, 7 August 2010 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Gonna shoot through to 231 tonight

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 August 2010 00:33 (thirteen years ago) link

When I first saw this thread I thought there was a Godspeed You Black Emperor! referrence in the title and I was worried I was going to have to go pee on the ILX server until it caught fire

Henry Kvlt Pvp, Saturday, 7 August 2010 00:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Way too low of a placing for Rising.

Half crazed with glory, half crazed in the heat! (Viceroy), Saturday, 7 August 2010 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link

239
Floor · Floor (2002) (280 Points, 7 votes)

http://www.metal-archives.com/images/8/8/0/9/88093.jpg

Steve & Juan from Torche. Fabulous band, so glad to see this sludge monster place!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 August 2010 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Stargazer is the #1 track but the album it's on is at #240? The rest of it ain't that bad...

A prog venn diagram for you to think about (Matt #2), Saturday, 7 August 2010 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't know this band or album at all. Sounds like something up my alley.

Half crazed with glory, half crazed in the heat! (Viceroy), Saturday, 7 August 2010 00:47 (thirteen years ago) link

It's a sludgier version of Torche.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 August 2010 00:47 (thirteen years ago) link

238 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum · Of Natural History (2004) (280 Points, 9 votes)
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drg500/g538/g53826o0dkv.jpg

Yeah you know its hard to throw the horns when you're wearing a beret you art-rock losers.

Henry Kvlt Pvp, Saturday, 7 August 2010 00:51 (thirteen years ago) link

this album is boss, the first track is the ultimate satanic ballad.

Half crazed with glory, half crazed in the heat! (Viceroy), Saturday, 7 August 2010 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Looks like someone is going back to the Target brand dog food thats mostly rat hair and sawdust I guess.

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE CGI (jjjusten), Saturday, 7 August 2010 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link

This was almost my #1 btw. I chickened out at the last moment and moved up some all time stuff, but I still kinda regret it.

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE CGI (jjjusten), Saturday, 7 August 2010 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha, I did not know your dog had such anti-SGM sentiments.

spanikopitcon (Abbott), Saturday, 7 August 2010 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link

He loves to hate, he hates to love

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE CGI (jjjusten), Saturday, 7 August 2010 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Henry, what do you think of LJ's kind of "art metal for people who are too scared of their cred to like real metal" metal?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 August 2010 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I still want to hug his fluffy face. You just can't hate a dog, even with contrary tastes in music.

spanikopitcon (Abbott), Saturday, 7 August 2010 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link

what do you think of LJ's kind of "art metal for people who are too scared of their cred to like real metal" metal?

the true falsers.

Half crazed with glory, half crazed in the heat! (Viceroy), Saturday, 7 August 2010 00:57 (thirteen years ago) link

the metal oxymoron.

Half crazed with glory, half crazed in the heat! (Viceroy), Saturday, 7 August 2010 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link

236 TIED Alice Cooper · Billion Dollar Babies (1973) (281 Points, 7 votes)
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc400/c477/c47772e1500.jpg
http://open.spotify.com/album/4SlY4oyiPg6At7vyouZ7ep

236 TIED Black Sabbath · Heaven and Hell (1980) (281 Points, 7 votes)
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd600/d671/d671177cw7n.jpg
http://open.spotify.com/album/2xlljcaxcJxmnGO4xJq7YZ

Aw, how adorable, someone let Grandpa vote in the metal poll.

Henry Kvlt Pvp, Saturday, 7 August 2010 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link

The cover for Heaven and Hell is great, you gotta admit it.

Half crazed with glory, half crazed in the heat! (Viceroy), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Angels on a smoke break! Brilliant!

Half crazed with glory, half crazed in the heat! (Viceroy), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:01 (thirteen years ago) link

and playing cards

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link

i thought the "too low" outraged brigade would be here.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link

for Heaven and Hell or Billion Dollar Babies?

Half crazed with glory, half crazed in the heat! (Viceroy), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link

SGM stillnot on Spotify ffs

don't sleep on Negura Bunget you guys, especially not that 12-minute 2nd track

let it sb (acoleuthic), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link

LJ srsly just buy SGM on emusic or itunes or something if you don't like it I will send you something to make up for it

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE CGI (jjjusten), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link

will be poop, I know it

let it sb (acoleuthic), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link

but I am 100% guaranteed to like SGM, is the thing

let it sb (acoleuthic), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link

That is the worst argument against buying something I've ever heard.

spanikopitcon (Abbott), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:10 (thirteen years ago) link

LJ you should have voted you fool, who knows if Agalloch is going to make it in now!

Half crazed with glory, half crazed in the heat! (Viceroy), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Abbott, I wasn't arguing against buying it!! I will do when I have *any money on my card at all*

let it sb (acoleuthic), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link

now no one will ever hear Ulver thx to LJ

NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE CGI (jjjusten), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link

also I wouldn't have voted for Agalloch, no way

my votes would have gone to motherfucken heavy-as-freaking-shit music

let it sb (acoleuthic), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link

dude Dream Theater is not generally considered "heavy"

Henry Kvlt Pvp, Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:15 (thirteen years ago) link

what!? I don't think you're listening to the same Agalloch albums I am, cause they're heavy as fuck.

Half crazed with glory, half crazed in the heat! (Viceroy), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:15 (thirteen years ago) link

shit, yes.
xp

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link

but not heavy

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link

LJ might like the next band up if he opened his ears. They started as a spacerock/prog type band..

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I would have given lots of points to the SONG "Not Unlike The Waves"

haha that 'heavy as freaking shit' line was mostly self-deprecation and was designed for the sort of follow-up JJ provided - Agalloch bring the noise now and then - if all their songs were as good as NUTW I'd give ALL their albums props

let it sb (acoleuthic), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Their self-released demo is one of the best things ever put on magnetic tape.

Half crazed with glory, half crazed in the heat! (Viceroy), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link

235
Manilla Road · Open the Gates (1985) (281 Points, 8 votes)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drg900/g933/g93368if0qd.jpg

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:20 (thirteen years ago) link

if he opened his ears

dude I have many flaws but being a closed-minded listener is not one of them

let it sb (acoleuthic), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:20 (thirteen years ago) link

The scourge of this entire poll process reappears!

All I wanted was a Pepsi and she wouldn't giveittome. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:23 (thirteen years ago) link


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