Batman carries on beginning in ... The Dark Knight

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she should play harley quinn

and what, Thursday, 31 July 2008 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link

eh but harley requires the Joker

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 31 July 2008 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link

or they could just bypass all that and go straight to the poison ivy subplot. who of course would be played by

http://www.carrollsweb.com/rockndog/ivy.jpg

Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 17:12 (fifteen years ago) link

I hope christopher nolan is reading this thread

Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^^PLZ TO MAKE HAPPEN

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 31 July 2008 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link

I would also like to say that I appreciate that Nolan does not put any shitty rock music in his superhero movies

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 31 July 2008 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link

The score was alright too, not too schmaltzy or manipulative - it just got you pumped for the action.

chap, Thursday, 31 July 2008 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link

I would also like to say that I appreciate that Nolan does not put any shitty rock music in his superhero movies

Cosign on this and then some.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Are they not allowed to invent their own villain for the third film?

Alba, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:09 (fifteen years ago) link

wtf didn't we already see a leak that it's going to be penguin and riddler?

goole, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link

that was just a source-less blog post

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link

I would LOVE it if they invented a villain from scratch.

Rock Hardy, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link

ok, speculate away then

goole, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:12 (fifteen years ago) link

The Blogger

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Old Media

Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Supercuts

Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Mr Tickle

ledge, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:19 (fifteen years ago) link

The Thugless Void

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Coldplay

Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Mr Gathering Threat

Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:20 (fifteen years ago) link

3G

Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Lord Custos

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link

Sandy Vadge

Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Brangelina

Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:24 (fifteen years ago) link

The Asshat

Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Butthurt

Pancakes Hackman, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link

http://files.dmusic.com/music/h/a/halfdeaf/soooooo.jpg

Alba, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Mr Steez

Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Obama Bin Laden

Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Cap'n Save-A-Ho

Pancakes Hackman, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Fannypack

Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Obama Bin Laden

fucking beat me to it arrrgghhh

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Cap'n Save-A-Ho

haha would watch

my wife wanted to know why there weren't any rappers in this movie ("where's Ice-T?" she asked)

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:36 (fifteen years ago) link

aka thugless void syndrome

Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Talking of the thugs, what became of Mafia Maroni's little visit to the hospital, where he said "This is too much, I'll tell you where the Joker is this afternoon". I can't recall that leading to anything.

Alba, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Gordon was marshalling the police to raid the boat he was on with all the money but then the hospital bombing threat took a little precedence.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link

the cops were all on their way to where Joker was burning the money, then the hospital threat thing went down...? But yeah that transition didn't make a lot of sense

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Thanks. One other thing I didn't get was the whole ballistics/shattered bullet thing. What was he actually doing with all those test shots into walls back at his lair? He seemed to be matching the results against the real wall in a plastic bag.

The only thing I can think is that he needed to work out what kind of bullet was fired because it would help him fit together the jigsaw of the shattered one to get fingerprints, but that seems rather tenuous and implausible. Was that it?

Alba, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:45 (fifteen years ago) link

I just laughed through that whole sequence - total CSI Jerry Bruckheimer nonsense

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:47 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm already waiting for an extended DVD, so many of the plot shifts were ruthlessly pared down (last few posts, eg). plus, like i said a billion posts ago, what was all the scarecrow drug dealer business at the beginning? that's like a whole other movie right there

goole, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:47 (fifteen years ago) link

bullet/fingerprint analysis

will, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, the dealers seemed to be pissed off with the Scarecrow ("If you don't like my wares then go elsewhere") but I didn't catch why.

Also, was it supposed to be Bruce alone that reprogrammed the city's mobile phones to be sonar devices, or does he have unseen helpers?

Alba, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:50 (fifteen years ago) link

all he'd need is one lonely network admin

Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:51 (fifteen years ago) link

what was the deal w/ the scarecrow scene? i figured it somehow tied into the first one which ive pretty much totally forgotten

deeznuts, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:52 (fifteen years ago) link

IOW, this: total CSI Jerry Bruckheimer nonsense

xxp

will, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Thanks for that link, will. That puzzle they outline at the end about how the Joker would set up the trap at Melvin White's apartment seems like no puzzle to me. As they finally suggest, I don't think it was supposed to be a trap.

Alba, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link

it is implied in just a few lines of dialogue that the (now insane, escaped) scarecrow has cornered the entire gotham drug supply (lol marlo stanfield) and has spiked it with something that fries people's brains and the rest of the mobs are pissed. that's a huge deal to toss away in a little action prologue!

goole, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, the dealers seemed to be pissed off with the Scarecrow ("If you don't like my wares then go elsewhere") but I didn't catch why.

It's cos his stuff was giving everyone horrendously bad trips.

xpost

chap, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link

that's a huge deal to toss away in a little action prologue

Yeah, it must have gone further in deleted scenes I guess.

Alba, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:56 (fifteen years ago) link


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