I'm not sure any professionals use Fowler's Modern English Usage, much as I like dipping into it (though not so much the 90s edition I've quoted here, but the others are a little elderly for reference use).
I do like (original) Fowler though. These three excerpts from the entry on French Words
Display of superior knowledge is as great a vulgarity as display ofsuperior wealth - greater indeed, inasmuch as knowledge should tendmore definitely than wealth towards discretion & good manners.
That is the guiding principle alike in the using & in the pronouncingof French words in English writing & talk. To use French words thatyou reader or hearer does not know or does not fully understand, topronounce them as if you were one of the select few to whom French issecond nature when he is not of those few (& it is ten thousand to onethat neither you nor he will be so), is inconsiderate & rude.
Every writer, however, who suspects himself of the bower-birdinstinct [that is to say display of obscure words or phrases intendedto impress] should remember that acquisitiveness & indiscriminatedisplay are pleasing to contemplate only in birds & savages &children.
In fact I sometimes find myself wandering down the street muttering 'birds, savages, children' to myself.
Anyone who uses the phrase 'moving forwards' for anything other than meaning 'locomotion in the direction you are facing' needs their nads put in a particle accelerator.
I have never said 'forward' or 'toward' and, no matter how incorrect or correct someone tells it is, am I ever likely to, I suspect.
And descriptivists can stay in their pleasantly manicured university garden ghetto and whistle Dixie from out they asses as for as I'm concerned. Fine if you are studying linguistics, but don't try and impose your pinko liberal/Germanic philological ideals on ME - I'll prescribe away and I'll thank the dictionaries I use to do the same, thank you very much.
Also, why is it wonderfully free thinking descriptivists are always so bloody pedantic about languages other than English? Superior acting patronising show offs.
Ahem. Parm me. Feeling a bit grouchy. Had to get it off my chest.
― GamalielRatsey, Thursday, 13 November 2008 14:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Every writer, however, who suspects himself of the bower-bird instinct [that is to say display of obscure words or phrases intended to impress] should remember that acquisitiveness & indiscriminate display are pleasing to contemplate only in birds & savages & children
OK, that is absolutely beautiful. Almost as good as this:
needs their nads put in a particle accelerator
― grimly fiendish, Thursday, 13 November 2008 14:46 (fifteen years ago) link
GamalielRatsey, I like your Fowler quotes, and your dislike of "moving forwards", but this
is complete bullshit.
Dictionaries are, of course, descriptive. They are (and have always been) based on citations of language in use, and these days are researched using computer corpora.
I've said this before on this thread, but all grammar is descriptive, really. It's just that descriptivists actually, you know, do some work, crunch some numbers, collect some data, whereas prescriptivists just make it up based on an imagined version of the language. (There's a brilliant quote that I can't quite remember that says, roughly, you wouldn't study biology by inventing a species.)
What is surprising is that the insights of corpus research have actually been so limited. That the prescriptivists got it so right without actually doing any proper research. This implies that grammatical variation between speakers is quote low, and that linguistic change is quite slow.
― Jamie T Smith, Thursday, 13 November 2008 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Dictionaries are arguably descriptive, yes. But the chief sub telling you to look in the fucking dictionary and do what it says in there is as prescriptive as it gets.
And this:
all grammar is descriptive, really
I do see where you're coming from, but come on: from the point of view of 99% of the visitors to this thread, and 99.9% of people who have to worry about this kind of thing for a living, it just ain't.
― grimly fiendish, Thursday, 13 November 2008 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link
the chief sub telling you to look in the fucking dictionary
The important point here, of course, being that he/the paper's style guide will tell you exactly which dictionary to look in!
― grimly fiendish, Thursday, 13 November 2008 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Ha ha. Fair enough. But I think descriptivists (which is just after all another way of saying linguists - you'd be daft as a linguist if you said 'but they should have said it THIS way') sometimes forget that language is also a tool where we have to agree on common meanings. An entry that says that a word can be used one way or another way isn't particularly helpful when you use a word, in fact it renders that word unusuable.
After all dictionaries could have markers for erroneous as they do for vulgar or archaic speech.
As well as a phenomenon, language is a tool.
I was just fooling around with my high-hatting of linguists - it's an impressive science that has made remarkable discoveries. I just wish they'd stop telling me to be so wonderfully tolerant towards professional writers using words erroneously. Yes, erroneously.
― GamalielRatsey, Thursday, 13 November 2008 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link
arguably?
That is HOW they are produced! Using EVIDENCE!
The idea that just making stuff up based on your own prejudices and the latin you learnt at boarding school is superior to ACTUALLY FUCKING BOTHERING to research how language is actually used is somehow MORE RIGOROUS just drives me demented.
Sorry.
― Jamie T Smith, Thursday, 13 November 2008 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link
That post was for um... (counts fingers using toes) ^^^^.
Jamie T Smith.
Ooh, and again, another one ^.
― GamalielRatsey, Thursday, 13 November 2008 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link
xpost
― Jamie T Smith, Thursday, 13 November 2008 15:35 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm sure we all actually agree with each other, and it's just a question of definitions and such like, but I suppose where I'm coming from is that "the authorities" have to both follow AND lead. If they aren't based on actual usage (As researched using high-falutin computer tools) they are intellectually meaningless, but if they don't carry some authority or weight to tell people what is "right", they are functionally useless.
― Jamie T Smith, Thursday, 13 November 2008 15:38 (fifteen years ago) link
But people seem pretty relaxed with this when it comes to dictionaries and changing patterns of word-use. You don't have people up in arms when the new edition of the OED comes out and has some new definitions in it, but they freak out when you try to apply the same evidence-based approach to syntax and morphology. INNIT.
― Jamie T Smith, Thursday, 13 November 2008 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Indeed, and as you say, I'm sure we could all come to an general view, over a soothing pint and some healing tobacco smoke, that we are probably more in agreement with each other than disagreement. As long as we could have a section of the evening where we all shouted FUCK! at each other in loud, angry voices.
― GamalielRatsey, Thursday, 13 November 2008 15:45 (fifteen years ago) link
That sounds good!
― Jamie T Smith, Thursday, 13 November 2008 15:46 (fifteen years ago) link
FUCK!
― Jamie T Smith, Thursday, 13 November 2008 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link
No...
― GamalielRatsey, Thursday, 13 November 2008 15:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Actually this is quite good. It's toning up me up for my journey home.
Fewer peas, less cheese
― bham, Thursday, 13 November 2008 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm a sub (freelance, so across a few magazines) and basically a descriptivist. Day job, I'm cutting and correcting to a set of clear rules: it's all pragmatic - to me, you're telling the community you're addressing that this publication speaks clearly, accurately and consistently in its voice and can be trusted. Generally, though, that's not really what's interesting about language, to me at least. The tool analogy seems flawed: it's more like language is a set of tools, and 'standard' English is just one of them. I like it, but to believe it's the only one is limiting - I'd rather look at the crazy flexibility and inventiveness of English, and how it can be pushed and bent in my spare time than get hung up on disinterested/uninterested collapsing.Meaning sorts itself out in language communities from what I can can see. There's enough of a shared centre and shared context to make things work. FUCK, btw.
― woofwoofwoof, Thursday, 13 November 2008 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link
After all dictionaries could have markers for erroneous as they do for vulgar or archaic speech
This is a good point, and brings me neatly to this:
If they aren't based on actual usage (As researched using high-falutin computer tools) they are intellectually meaningless, but if they don't carry some authority or weight to tell people what is "right", they are functionally useless
If I look up "knob" in a dictionary, it's almost certainly going to have "vulg a penis" in there somewhere (those vulgar penises get in all sorts of places). That's become a widely accepted use. But what if I look up "gay"? Lighthearted and carefree; check. Homosexual; check. But where's something synonymous with lame or rubbish? By the "actual usage" approach, that should be up there too -- and maybe in some larger, newer dictionaries it is. But in the majority, it won't. Why? Because that usage, despite being increasingly widespread, is ... well, wrong. And (I'd hope) unlikely ever to be accepted.
I reckon most people consult dictionaries in order to find out what is "right": ie, for the majority, they're a prescriptive tool. (Just like me.)
they freak out when you try to apply the same evidence-based approach to syntax and morphology
Of course they do! Neologisms are a) fun and b) a necessity. "Shit, look, we've invented a ... a thing! What are we gonna call it?" Whereas syntactical variations are fluid and dependent on all sorts of confounding factors: age, "class" (for want of a better catch-all term), location, dialect ... you name it.
New lexical items can become accepted quite quickly; new syntax takes generations (as evinced, surely, by the toward/forward discussions, and many others, above). Also: neologisms, or additional meanings (eg gay-as-homosexual) rarely have the effect of displacing existing lexical items; new forms of syntax (ie John Wells's probably precient thoughts on the apostrophe) tend to replace what's gone before.
I'm sure we could all come to an general view, over a soothing pint and some healing tobacco smoke, that we are probably more in agreement with each other than disagreement. As long as we could have a section of the evening where we all shouted FUCK! at each other in loud, angry voices
This really is an absolute spunker of an idea (that's a good thing, BTW) and I think we should bloody well make it happen. GrammarFAP! FUCK!
Now, back to my lab report. Tits.
― grimly fiendish, Thursday, 13 November 2008 16:29 (fifteen years ago) link
To borrow from Causistry in another thread: this is like flirting, in my neighborhood.
― Fred Dalton Township (Laurel), Thursday, 13 November 2008 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link
(WoofWoofWoof: sorry, I xposted across you there ... and now I've done it with Laurel, too. Suffice it to say: yes, I see where you're coming from -- and I suppose that, as someone working with a variety of different house styles, you'd have to be at the very least a promiscuous prescriptivist! I guess that at base, yes, I agree with Jamie; it's just that I think the majority of people, when consulting dictionaries/textbooks/the occasional wisdom of this thread, are looking -- as I said, tongue-in-cheek, above -- for QUICK ANSWERS. Some descriptions, perhaps, are more descriptive than others.)
― grimly fiendish, Thursday, 13 November 2008 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Woof - Hmm, well I suppose that all seems in order (even if I did just slam my pint down on the table and shout FUCK!). I like the shared centre and shared context thing - how annoyingly pragmatic you are woof - no arguments that start out as disinterested attempts to get to some sort of workable truth but that end up as weepy shouting matches where your points are just barely concealed attempts to abuse and wound your opponent with you.
Of course (<---does evil emperor chuckle) the possibilities for invention are wondrous and liberating.
But if you want me to stop letting whole days being ruined by my creed of tight-fisted pedantry then you've got another thing coming. It's far too enjoyable and makes my heart beat dangerously fast.
I can be inventive and peevishly resentful at the same time.
See anyone come try and share my centre.
― GamalielRatsey, Thursday, 13 November 2008 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link
weepy shouting matches where your points are just barely concealed attempts to abuse and wound your opponent with you
Hahahah, oh my. That *is* the production desk I worked on a few years ago.
― grimly fiendish, Thursday, 13 November 2008 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link
things can be right or wrong even within a framework of change. My trousers either fit or they don't, even now I'm a tubster, and old trousers that were once right are no longer.
― stet, Thursday, 13 November 2008 17:57 (fifteen years ago) link
..··¨ rush ~°~ push ~°~ ca$h ¨··.. (a passing spacecadet)
EVERYBODYYYYYYYYYYFREE SOMEBODYYYYYYYYY
― GO BLACK DUDE FROM SPACE ♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡ (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 November 2008 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Thanks to The Resistable Force for getting in getting in there with what I was about to put re less/fewer being a countable/uncountable rather than singular/plural distinction.
Regardless of whether a sentence wants to emphasise countability or not by using percentage, percentage should be dealt with as any other uncountable noun. "Fewer than 1% of..." is part of a sentence that cannot exist, as with "Fewer than 1lb of apples...", whereas "Less than 1% of..." and "Less than 1lb of apples..."
― AndyTheScot, Thursday, 13 November 2008 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Sorry - no wish to be prosecuted for dealing in imperial measurements, make that "Less than 0.45359237kg..." (at least according to google!).
― AndyTheScot, Thursday, 13 November 2008 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Because that usage is 'wrong'? Or because those dictionaries are smaller and older? It might be a usage that offends you, but it isn't 'wrong', is it?
― The Resistible Force (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link
And yet what is wrong?
― nabisco, Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Seriously, though, youth-slang connotative spins on existing words rightfully don't get in dictionaries because they tend to circulate within groups that already understand them (so there's little call to codify them) and because they have a very high probability of evaporating within a decade or so; no sane dictionary board is going to waste its effort keeping up with these short-termers until they turn out to have, umm, legs and width.
― nabisco, Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link
If someone uses a word that doesn't mean what they think it means, that's wrong (e.g. I had a friend who thought 'akimbo' meant 'all over the place' and who consequently made some very strange remarks about 'dogs akimbo' and 'umbrellas akimbo'). But if hundreds and then thousands and then millions of people all consistently made the same mistake with 'akimbo' then it would have taken on that meaning and it would no longer be wrong. (xpost)
― The Resistible Force (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link
^^ the 2 millionth person makes it right
― nabisco, Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Usually it's that chick Janet from the Staples by the highway
Damn her
― The Resistible Force (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:32 (fifteen years ago) link
She's no more damnable than #1,999,999, that dude Jeff with the thing with his lip
― nabisco, Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link
i like janet
― some doobie brother (max), Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:40 (fifteen years ago) link
peeve of the day: people who use "can't be underestimated" when they mean either "shouldn't be underestimated" or "can't be overestimated." i see this occasionally, including in print in publications that should know better -- and including today, in a quote that can't be corrected because it's a quote -- and it is annoying because it's exactly the opposite of what they mean. grr.
― tipsy mothra, Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:46 (fifteen years ago) link
As an existing phrase it's the opposite, but in their (slight) defense, "can't be underestimated" does kinda function as a very strong imperative statement of what they mean.
― nabisco, Thursday, 13 November 2008 23:21 (fifteen years ago) link
in the sense that "i forbid you to underestimate it," i guess. but it's basically just a misusage.
― tipsy mothra, Thursday, 13 November 2008 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Or a "we cannot afford to underestimate it," yeah, which is surely the source of the slippage. But yes, I'm with you.
― nabisco, Thursday, 13 November 2008 23:31 (fifteen years ago) link
I mean, syntactically it's identical to "this cannot be countenanced" or "this cannot be allowed to stand" or whatever
― nabisco, Thursday, 13 November 2008 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link
the 2 millionth person makes it right
Ha, beautifully put.
There's no formula for these things; ultimately, the team at Oxford/Chambers/wherever are the ones who'll eventually, wearily, maybe make the call that, OK, "gay" has a third meaning (for example) and include it in a dictionary.
So, here's a question to which I really don't know the answer: is a usage correct if it doesn't appear in a dictionary? (And no, I don't count Urban Dictionary. Or Roger's Profanisaurus.)
― grimly fiendish, Saturday, 15 November 2008 13:11 (fifteen years ago) link
That really comes down to what "correct" means. Let's look in a dictionary!
― Alba, Saturday, 15 November 2008 13:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Hello subs and pedants. The other half likes to tell me off for saying "play guitar", which he says is nasty US-speak for "play THE guitar". But on the ILM TOTP thread, what do I find? Why, it's the Times -- oh, sorry, The Times, but it's our very own Britisher Times -- with
Last month Noel Gallagher, of Oasis, advocated a revival of the chart programme, a show on which he once switched roles with his brother Liam - miming the singer's words to Roll With It while Liam pretended to play guitar.
Should heads roll at the Times? Does this entitle me to claim victory in a recurring petty squabble? Does anybody else care? And what do the Americans have to do with it anyway?
― ..··¨ rush ~°~ push ~°~ ca$h ¨··.. (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 17 November 2008 14:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Last night I played a little air guitar after I loaded dishwasher.
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 17 November 2008 14:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Busy evening. I hope you didn't eat soup or play chess as well.
(Yeah, I'm not sure these are exact parallels either, but there's clearly some kind of older precedent at work which may or may not be relevant. I don't mind if I'm wrong, but claims like "nobody ever said that before AMERICANS started to", even though they may well be right, make my knee jerk towards the internet in the hope of British pre-war citations)
― ..··¨ rush ~°~ push ~°~ ca$h ¨··.. (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 17 November 2008 14:35 (fifteen years ago) link
I didn't eat soup but I shot dove.
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 17 November 2008 14:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Sadly, my gun backfired and I was taken to the hospital.
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 17 November 2008 14:39 (fifteen years ago) link
After Deadline examines questions of grammar, usage and style encountered by writers and editors of The Times.It is adapted from a weekly newsroom critique overseen by Philip B. Corbett, the deputy news editor who is also in charge of The Times’s style manual. The goal is not to chastise, but to point out recurring problems and suggest solutions.Since most writers are likely to encounter similar troubles, we think these observations might interest general readers, too.
It is adapted from a weekly newsroom critique overseen by Philip B. Corbett, the deputy news editor who is also in charge of The Times’s style manual. The goal is not to chastise, but to point out recurring problems and suggest solutions.
Since most writers are likely to encounter similar troubles, we think these observations might interest general readers, too.
― Manchego Bay (G00blar), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link
This isn't quite a pet peeve so much as something I've been noticing a lot lately, something I find abandoned even by the more careful writers I admire: the loss of the conditional tense (though I find this explained as "the subjunctive mood" online):
"If I were a rich man" should not be "if I was a rich man.""If he were going to do that" should not be "if he was going to do that"
This is one of those grammar truths that seems self-evident to me, and I don't mind the lapse in slang or conversation, but do mind it in otherwise formal writing.
― Pete Scholtes, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link