http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tlg/1876746191.html
― Hubert Lolz (lpz), Thursday, 5 August 2010 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Not a craiglist post, but I was reminded of this thread when I read this bunch of comments: http://www.avclub.com/articles/double-datemom,43681/ -- my jaw dropped in shock while reading. Here's a quote:
I didn't just "meet them". Nessa Devil let me pretend to have doggy style sex with her and even ground her ass into me and when I told my friends at the convention this figuring it was no big deal they were SHOCKED because she was very standoffish with most guys there and didn't want to talk to anyone, she must have found my self confidence, sense of humor, and MATURITY refreshing compared to the other guys who admittedly fit your mocking caricature of a typical adult expo visitor. We''re all there because we respect women and are fascinated with there erotic qualities, very few of us are misogynists who have idiotic views of women as submissive sex objects who only exist to fulfill banal fantasies.
― Mordy, Thursday, 5 August 2010 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link
love this:
I really hit it off with Chastity lynn and she agreed to have sex with me in her hotel room for only 400 dollars! That is practically giving it away, especially compared to what some creepy old guy would have paid her and she kissed me on the mouth the whole time without me asking and she had two orgasms and we talked the whole night. Most porn stars contrary to popular belief do not have sex for money off camera, and to get someone as amazing and impossibly beautiful as Chastity FREAKING Lynn to have sex with me means that I have qualities and charm that make women feel at ease. And YES I have had sex with women in real relationships that are beautiful who don't do porn but I am dedicated to my work and am not currently capable of the give and take and compromise that make up most real relationships. I also love making women who do porn feel special and intelligent, since most of them just want love and not to be looked at like a "whore" which is obviously your dismissive view of them.
― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link
oh jesus
― horseshoe, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link
hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooweee
― max, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:12 (thirteen years ago) link
hard to choose a sentence in that paragraph really
― max, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link
That second one is...just....nnnngghhhhh.......
― Take my hand, we'll make it I swear (Pashmina), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link
he made her feel special and intelligent and gave her two orgams and 400 dollars
― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link
these are fake right?
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link
the orgams?
― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link
i'd say so
well they're fake in that the posts are fake, right
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
let me ask my internet forger friend -- he might be able to tell
― Mordy, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:48 (thirteen years ago) link
by the pixels?
― one more winner one less white hipster (electricsound), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link
i mean just tryna be real before ppl go all slc craigslist on these
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link
he says that if it's fake it's an excellent forgery
― Mordy, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link
ha if those are a parody theyre *very* good
― max, Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link
wat http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/1755781713.html
― Mordy, Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link
i will bf you in the m
waht?
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah i can't figure that out either
― horseshoe, Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link
buttfuck you in the mouth
― max, Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link
that's what i came up with, too!
― horseshoe, Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link
so why were you asking!?
― max, Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link
befriend u in the morning
― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/1578516400.html -- I applied for this, but they didn't get back to me. I guess they're holding out for a more proficient kabbalist than me, but let's be honest, this is craiglist and it's not like there are a ton of great kabbalists looking for work there (most of them are employed as religious leaders or professors in NYU's Jewish Studies program).
― Mordy, Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link
the kabbalist guy
― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link
The AV Club guy was apparently accidentally entering captcha codes into the user name field. Ha.
― next person tries to teach me about JOY IN LIFE gets a tubgirl in return (Jesse), Thursday, 5 August 2010 03:49 (thirteen years ago) link
To the psycho women I know... - m4w (California)
To the pudgy blond chick I ran into in a west l.a. bar one night...
I don't let women with Monica Belucci's sex appeal bum drinks off me. Let alone you, who while looking at me with a smug expression, uttered "where's my drink." Not only did that make me laugh, it made me ridiculed you on facebook. You may have blocked me, but everyone knows now.
To the chick from up north...
Don't know you too well. You're cute and could have been a good match for me. But your friend is an f*cking psychopath. Be more selective of your friends, bud.
To the self-righteous girl from wilshire highrise...
We may be the same race and religion, but my God, you're the f*cking devil incarnate. Not only are you predictable, but you opened yourself up to pain while giving me just cause to hurt you. No matter, everyone now knows that you're a slut. And thanks for the souvenir you gave me that night by the beach, it helped me seal a deal with someone else.
To insecure mother slanderer...
You came and you went. You're probably the craziest one I've met, second only to the devil incarnate referenced above. The simple thought of me hanging around another girl made you fill with rage. Yet when you play games, then slander someone's ill mom, you're asking for a world of pain. And karma gave it to you hard. Chaching!
To middle-eastern chick from San Diego...
You screwed around with me, and a marine at the same time. Little did you know that I knew him from the service. We talked, laughed, and exchanged stories about you. And you never knew. Now chances are, he probably fucked you over already. I'd know, one of your friends still tells me things. And I know about your new guy... surprise, I know him too. I'll wait to hear when he's f*cked you over, then life won't be GOOD ;-)
To the other middle-eastern chick from San Diego...
You're thin, have a cute smile, and a personality to take down a black bouncer. You were probably the most straight forward chick I've hooked up with. Kudos.
And last but not least...
To the gold digging filippina chick from west los angeles...
You f*cked my buddy while cheating on your European boyfriend, and now everyone knows you're a slut. You should know my people better than that. And even after our adventures, you asked if it was ok to leech off the European guy, because it's not like you're "leeching off a poor person." Well, good luck bud. I'll be laughing when troubles comes your way. You can run, but you can't hide from karma ;-).
― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link
a personality to take down a black bouncer
what the shit is this? also, what a prince, this guy.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link
how many bad relationships do guys have to have before they look in the fuckin mirror is I guess my question
― gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^
This is one of the things I do love about Dan Savage, when people write/call into him and whine that ALL men/women are bastards/bitches and he is all, "you know, the common-denominator here is YOU".
― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Guys my sister was recently *super proud* to be a missed connection on Craigslist. She wrote me about it like it was a life accomplishment.
― spanikopitcon (Abbott), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link
what did the connection say?
― iatee, Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link
HI DERE WAHT IS IT MADE
― Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link
hot woman in black - walking her dog by river - m4wDate: 2010-06-28, 2:03PM MDTReply To This Post
this is a long shot - but i saw you today walking your dog down by the river - YOU were in a black shirt/tube top and you looked HOT! i saw you again and waved and you smiled back... you were driving a white civic after you got done.... anyways, if im lucky enough and you read this - tell me what i was driving, or wearing so i know its you!... hope we can hook up!?
― spanikopitcon (Abbott), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Not only did that make me laugh, it made me ridiculed you on facebook.
Sometimes I wish the internet had never been invented.
― Take my hand, we'll make it I swear (Pashmina), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link
did she respond???
― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link
xp: I was close
'you looked hot' probably not gonna do it
― iatee, Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link
I asked her if she pulled a Ghost World and she said, "Why do you always have to be weird."
― spanikopitcon (Abbott), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link
You're thin, have a cute smile, and a personality to take down a black bouncer.
Worst horoscope ever.
― Specify music my dick hair (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link
i somehow dont really think that guy that omar posted is telling the truth about any of those encounters
― max, Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Idiocracy is closer and closer to a reality everyday.
wow xposts!
― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link
man if i'm ever in SD and catch vibes off a middle eastern chick, i'll know to be careful!!!! thx bro
― goole, Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link
why the hell are ppl posting this shit on CRAIGSLIST of all places
― Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link
watch out for chicks from "up north"!
― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link
there are two middle eastern chicks in San Diego, tho, goole, so make sure you know which one you're dealing with.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link
]You were probably the most straight forward chick I've hooked up with. Kudos.
oh shit i think i know who this is
― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link
i like how invested that dude is in the idea of karmic retribution
― jesus was a contenderizer (Lamp), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link
dude winks a lot huh
― max, Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link