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― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:38 (twenty years ago) link

I find what you're doing a good way to kill time this morning.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:40 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, trust me. it's a GREAT distraction.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:40 (twenty years ago) link

By the way, I promise I will keep the names of anyone who wants a naked pic of me secret!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 11 March 2004 17:24 (twenty years ago) link

Even if it's Ronan?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 11 March 2004 17:26 (twenty years ago) link

I'll have it on the front of the Daily Mail in 2 minutes.

FETISH FORUM PHOTOS. FEELS FUNNY.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 11 March 2004 17:32 (twenty years ago) link

LESS BALK, MORE COCK. Sam's right...there's no real need to be squeamish about this.

Like Matos, mine's a bit darker than the surrounding skin, and while it doesn't curve to the left or the right, it does have a very slight twist counterclockwise looking from the top. Not sure whether that's weird or not.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 12 March 2004 02:03 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.bensdeli.net/art/GGGArt/koshercdburst.gif

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 March 2004 02:41 (twenty years ago) link

sean, that's rather odd. . .

Martin, don't let DB up you, post it here! crop yr head out and stuff if you want.

― Ask For Janice (thatgirl), Friday, 12 March 2004 03:00 (twenty years ago) link

I am an oddity! Time to join the circus!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 12 March 2004 03:05 (twenty years ago) link

crop yr head out and stuff if you want.

I love the alternate semantics of this sentence. :)

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 12 March 2004 06:07 (twenty years ago) link

I've been thinking about whether I should try to shave it [his wang/balls], but I haven't had the guts to do that yet.

Don't do it! It hurts/stings/itches/feels funny and you don't want to put any aftershave on that shit. Guys don't shave yr junk! You won't comfortably masturbate for weeks!

(Now I am wondering if describing my schlong would've been less of an admission than the above)

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Friday, 12 March 2004 11:01 (twenty years ago) link

Chris, there is this thing called a back, crack and sack-wax.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 12 March 2004 11:04 (twenty years ago) link

isn't that a tennis player? annette backcracknsack?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 12 March 2004 11:06 (twenty years ago) link

annalise sorry

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 12 March 2004 11:07 (twenty years ago) link

194 answers, 3 of which are serious. I guess I shouldn't have expected anything else.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 12 March 2004 11:16 (twenty years ago) link

Chris, there is this thing called a back, crack and sack-wax.

Intriguing...is there anesthesia availible?

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Friday, 12 March 2004 11:19 (twenty years ago) link

Tuomas' description could equally count for mine, if anyone's interested, which I doubt they are, except that mine isn't particularly dark. My balls are though.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 12 March 2004 12:06 (twenty years ago) link

What's all this dark genitals nonsense? Where have you been sticking them? Or do you just sunbathe nude?

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 12 March 2004 12:31 (twenty years ago) link

sometimes nobbers are just a bit darker. nothing sinister

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 12 March 2004 12:33 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, shut it, pale-cock.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 12 March 2004 13:04 (twenty years ago) link

posh cock!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 12 March 2004 13:07 (twenty years ago) link

posh wank

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 12 March 2004 13:11 (twenty years ago) link

Martin, don't let DB up you, post it here! crop yr head out and stuff if you want.

I actually have nowhere to host it, and would not impose my body on people anyway, even just a pic. I've only had one person take me up on my offer so far!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 12 March 2004 13:54 (twenty years ago) link

nickalicious is having us on. Everybody knows it's the LEFT nut that hangs lower!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 12 March 2004 14:34 (twenty years ago) link

Tuomas, when I called you to thread, it wasn't so much for a description of your penis as it was that a friend of mine had just posted pictures of his penis and I thought it was an interesting situation compared to your "casual nudity among friends" thread (and sorry if you've been pegged as "Mr. Casual Nudity Among Friends"). This situation seems like it's a bit different (formal nudity?).

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:31 (twenty years ago) link

No problem, as I said on that other thread I find it no problem to appear nude, and I'd post a picture of my penis here if I'd own a camera and knew how to put pics on the InterWeb.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:39 (twenty years ago) link

annette backcracknsack?

From Hackensack, obv

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:41 (twenty years ago) link

???

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:42 (twenty years ago) link

Well, see, and I'd look at your picture, T., but it would be entirely for prurient reasons.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 12 March 2004 16:04 (twenty years ago) link

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