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Yeah, I thought Feministing *was* a pun on fisting. Like, 'we are powerful women and we will fist you' or something. But the other explanation definitely makes more sense.

emil.y, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 11:45 (thirteen years ago) link

u see *different perspectives*

plax (ico), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 11:46 (thirteen years ago) link

* -_- *

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 11:51 (thirteen years ago) link

must resist urge to change log-in name. that is a memorable phrase you've coined there, emil.y.

do you feminist blog readers out there like Tiger Beatdown? (if that's not too much of a derail)

her breath came in short pants (sciolism), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 11:55 (thirteen years ago) link

major xps to kate

it depends i mean, i have very definite feminist issues that i care a lot about that i'm doing my best to learn about. the main one is abortion, because abortion rights in Ireland are insane and how that intersects w/ class issues (privileged access to abortion is in my opinion the major reason abortion laws are how they are in this country) and because technology and the body and your rights over your own body intersect w/ trans/intersex issues. And i mean, this is really what I'm trying to educate myself on atm (and ilx has been really good because it has introduced me to a few takes on abortion issues that wouldnt really come up on my radar and that has been v. enlightening).

I think the status of abortion in Ireland means that there is a real urgency around these issues for me but it also means that its really easy to get into trouble (like an argument i really didnt want to get into w/ this surprisingly "pro-life" girl who basically said i had no right to have an opinion about abortion at all and keep my hands off her unborn child or w/e) But I've definitely said some really stupid things in the past trying to defend my position, but I definitely dont regret it because it has helped me learn and grow, and while I DEFINITELY take yr point kate that a little more listening than talking is always required, sometimes you just have to try and say what you feel, especially if you think nobody else will say it instead.

plax (ico), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 11:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe it's time to start a Feminist Blogs/Communities I Have Known... thread instead of cluttering up craigslist...

Masonic Boom, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 11:58 (thirteen years ago) link

x-post sorry, Plax

Masonic Boom, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 11:58 (thirteen years ago) link

np

plax (ico), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 12:02 (thirteen years ago) link

this feels like the worst hangover ever

let it sb (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 12:14 (thirteen years ago) link

sure, I backed an outsider because I saw something in it, but it still crashed out with my money

let it sb (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 12:16 (thirteen years ago) link

a true PUA never buys a girl a drink, it's true

homosexual II, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link

piece uf ass?

Eggs, Peaches, Hot Dogs, Lamb (remy bean), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link

poor, underage alcoholic

the depressed-saggy-japanese-salaryman of ilx posters (Will M.), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I refuse to believe that Why I Didn't Buy You A Drink post isn't an elaborate parody. I initially thought that it needed a hot chick waiting in bed for him but actually the last paragraph probably surpasses that.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Wow at that guy, what a fucking jerk! Max and Kate are totally OTM I think.

the guy sounds like an aspie dick

― max, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 15:49 (Yesterday)

Wouldn't go anywhere near as far as "aspie" but the guy's whole steez is approaching "a pint of your finest foaming ale, stout yeoman of the bar" for sure.

Take my hand, we'll make it I swear (Pashmina), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link

wait do you have to HAVE a tumblr to follow things on tumblr. should i have a tumblr. idk tell me something. max.

plax (ico), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link

you don't need a tumblr to read tumblr!

horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

well thats okay then. anyway tumblr kindof pisses me off maybe. i feel like i should have some contrarian view but i cant think of any.

plax (ico), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link

new board description pls

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

no you dont ikr you can just subscribe to the rss feed or check it every day or wvr

max, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

cannot believe any straight single guy anywhere would refuse to buy a cute girl a drink if he's been having decent conversation with her for 20 minutes. unless he's on some fucked up Mystery shit or something

― hobbes, Tuesday, August 3, 2010 7:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

When I was younger (like late teens), I used to rail about how the guy-treats-the-girl dynamic was antiquated and unfair, especially since I was never in a position where I made substantially more money than whoever I was with. (And I still don't! My girlfriend makes like 30% more than I do!) But after a while, I realized that paying for someone's drink or movie ticket doesn't have to be an element in some unpleasant transactional game that codifies social roles and comes with all sorts of other burdens and expectations -- instead, it can just be a Nice and Generous Thing to Do.

jaymc, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

tbh i tend to 'splash out' on the likes of movie tickets/meals/whatever which just leaves my GF paying for the bin charges at the end of the quarter so chivalry isn't really in it

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

What are bin charges?

next person tries to teach me about JOY IN LIFE gets a tubgirl in return (Jesse), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link

But after a while, I realized that paying for someone's drink or movie ticket doesn't have to be an element in some unpleasant transactional game that codifies social roles and comes with all sorts of other burdens and expectations -- instead, it can just be a Nice and Generous Thing to Do.

This would pretty much be my take on this as well. In the situation described by the moany individual, I'd have just bought the girl a drink, I mean big deal, a drink's cheap even in a wanky club, and if you want to look at it as a transactional type thing, the enjoyment one would get from talking in a flirty manner w/an attractive person is probably worth the cost anyway. LOL, I'm old, etc.

Take my hand, we'll make it I swear (Pashmina), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link

i love how people who are out drinking at bars are able to describe themselves as broke without the slightest self-awareness

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

What are bin charges?

ran it through babelfish and i believe it's what you'd call garbage collection fees

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

the enjoyment one would get from talking in a flirty manner w/an attractive person is probably worth the cost anyway

still a transactional POV tho pash?

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link

"and if you want to look at it as a transactional type thing...."

Take my hand, we'll make it I swear (Pashmina), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link

ha sry man got to stop skim reading like that

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:04 (thirteen years ago) link

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tlg/1876746191.html

Hubert Lolz (lpz), Thursday, 5 August 2010 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Not a craiglist post, but I was reminded of this thread when I read this bunch of comments: http://www.avclub.com/articles/double-datemom,43681/ -- my jaw dropped in shock while reading. Here's a quote:

I didn't just "meet them". Nessa Devil let me pretend to have doggy style sex with her and even ground her ass into me and when I told my friends at the convention this figuring it was no big deal they were SHOCKED because she was very standoffish with most guys there and didn't want to talk to anyone, she must have found my self confidence, sense of humor, and MATURITY refreshing compared to the other guys who admittedly fit your mocking caricature of a typical adult expo visitor. We''re all there because we respect women and are fascinated with there erotic qualities, very few of us are misogynists who have idiotic views of women as submissive sex objects who only exist to fulfill banal fantasies.

Mordy, Thursday, 5 August 2010 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link

love this:

I really hit it off with Chastity lynn and she agreed to have sex with me in her hotel room for only 400 dollars! That is practically giving it away, especially compared to what some creepy old guy would have paid her and she kissed me on the mouth the whole time without me asking and she had two orgasms and we talked the whole night. Most porn stars contrary to popular belief do not have sex for money off camera, and to get someone as amazing and impossibly beautiful as Chastity FREAKING Lynn to have sex with me means that I have qualities and charm that make women feel at ease. And YES I have had sex with women in real relationships that are beautiful who don't do porn but I am dedicated to my work and am not currently capable of the give and take and compromise that make up most real relationships. I also love making women who do porn feel special and intelligent, since most of them just want love and not to be looked at like a "whore" which is obviously your dismissive view of them.

('_') (omar little), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link

oh jesus

horseshoe, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link

hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooweee

max, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:12 (thirteen years ago) link

hard to choose a sentence in that paragraph really

max, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link

That second one is...just....nnnngghhhhh.......

Take my hand, we'll make it I swear (Pashmina), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link

he made her feel special and intelligent and gave her two orgams and 400 dollars

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link

these are fake right?

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link

the orgams?

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link

i'd say so

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link

well they're fake in that the posts are fake, right

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link

let me ask my internet forger friend -- he might be able to tell

Mordy, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:48 (thirteen years ago) link

by the pixels?

one more winner one less white hipster (electricsound), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean just tryna be real before ppl go all slc craigslist on these

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link

he says that if it's fake it's an excellent forgery

Mordy, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link

ha if those are a parody theyre *very* good

max, Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link

wat http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/1755781713.html

Mordy, Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link

i will bf you in the m

waht?

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i can't figure that out either

horseshoe, Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link

buttfuck you in the mouth

max, Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link


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