The sound of 300 pounds of lard banging against the wall...

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Rightio.

Jikuu-Z, Sunday, 28 November 2004 12:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I am lost as to why Back to the Future was mentioned. Disrespecting Robert Zemeckis doesn't make you very sympathetic. The man won an Oscar.
-- James Blount (littlejohnnyjewe...), November 14th, 2002.

omg. that is fn hilarious, I'd post it to the excelsior thread but it must be in an earlier incarnation. But if you laugh at nothing else today, it must be this, or that photo of the freaked out baby.

Nellie (nellskies), Sunday, 28 November 2004 12:40 (nineteen years ago) link

eight months pass...
REMEMBER WHEN ILX WAS "GOOD"

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Thursday, 11 August 2005 04:36 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...
The Sound Of 300 Pounds Of Lard Banging Against The Wall
best indie band ever

timmy tannin (pompous), Thursday, 11 January 2007 07:16 (seventeen years ago) link

can we go 5 minutes without bringing up the holocaust around here anymore?

-- jess (dubplatestyl...), November 15th, 2002 12:27 AM.

4 years later and NOPE

reverto levidensis (blueski), Thursday, 11 January 2007 10:53 (seventeen years ago) link

why not annoy them back by playing oompah music at volume whenever they get amourous

Old housemates were shagging all the time, it was annoying. I soon put a stop to it by playing Gilbert and Sullivan at them. It's impossible to remain horny with Pirates of Penzance blasting out.

Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Thursday, 11 January 2007 11:31 (seventeen years ago) link

what never?

reverto levidensis (blueski), Thursday, 11 January 2007 12:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I just laughed out loud.

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 11 January 2007 12:04 (seventeen years ago) link

If being fat is something people somehow feel they can be proud of nowadays, why was I constantly made to feel like slime when I was a smoker?
I was already forced outdoors in all weather...

Fat people generally are that way because they don't use common sense when eating. "Eat until your body can hold no more, clean your plate even if there's more there than you should eat, this is a buffet get your money's worth."
Yeah.
Will be happier in Japan.
Less grossly fat people.


I DON'T LIKE FAT FAT FAT PEOPLE. Slightly heavy people are a different story.
However, that's rare as hell.

Gilded in Peat Reek, in a Perfect Whiskey Climate (The GZeus), Thursday, 11 January 2007 13:25 (seventeen years ago) link

cock.

teh_kit (g-kit), Thursday, 11 January 2007 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Play them the current Scott Walker album which actually does feature somebody banging 300 pounds of lard against the wall!

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 11 January 2007 13:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Greet her in the morning with cheerful "Mornin', Front-Ass!"

Gilded in Peat Reek, in a Perfect Whiskey Climate (The GZeus), Thursday, 11 January 2007 13:30 (seventeen years ago) link

ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSN7UPJXTtg

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 11 January 2007 13:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Try it with the 'h'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSN7UPJXTtg

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 11 January 2007 13:43 (seventeen years ago) link

eating doesn't give other people cancer, innit.


gear's thread is way better.

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 11 January 2007 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Fewer
(x-p)

Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 11 January 2007 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

eating doesn't give other people cancer, innit.

LET'S SEE THE STUDIES THAT PROVE THIS

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

eating other people doesn't give cancer

reverto levidensis (blueski), Thursday, 11 January 2007 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Will be happier in Japan.
Less grossly fat people.

http://www.kampfsport-online.com/Japan/Sumo/sumo.h4.jpg

Welcome to our country.
Now piss off.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 11 January 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

eating doesn't give other people cancer, innit.
LET'S SEE THE STUDIES THAT PROVE THIS

Ipso Fatso

nobody got cancer

QED!

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 11 January 2007 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Sumo guys aare actually healthier than alot of people because they exercise alot. They're hearts are the correct size for their body weight.

Not that they aren't gross...

In any case, second hand smoke is overblown, I already said I was OUTSIDE, and as such only making myself less healthy.

SO. She's a fatass, and should be treated as such.


Fat people nowadays somehow trying to ride the coattails of actual minority groups to make themselves feel good about their fattness disgusts me even more than seeing them teach their children to be fat.
Does that sentence need a semicolon?
THEY SHOULD NOT FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEIR PHYSICAL SELVES. Unless they've actually stuck to a prescribed dietery plan given to them by a physician, exercised, and somehow were still unable to lose weight.

Gilded in Peat Reek, in a Perfect Whiskey Climate (The GZeus), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

=:0

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Outweighgeous

reverto levidensis (blueski), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Does that sentence need a semicolon?

Why, because it just came out of your colon?

StanM (StanM), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

this is the sound of 300 pounds of lard being banged against a wall it wasn't even bold enough to not be banged against

m@p (plosive), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Outweighgeous

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Je4nn3 Fuhfuh (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

You walrus hurt the one you love.

S- (sgh), Friday, 12 January 2007 02:29 (seventeen years ago) link

seven months pass...

Don't hide behind an excuse for your thread title you fatist fucker. "i'm sorry! I didn't realise I gassed all those Jews!"
-- Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, November 15, 2002 12:07 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

I'm sorry, you can't make the statement that you're not weightist after that thread header. That was a casual insult, delivered without thought of the offence it may cause. Simply put, you cannot attack someone on those grounds unless you're prepared to stick to your guns and say "I fucking hate fat people, they revolt me". If, as I gather, your problem is more with the noisy sex then fine, that's annoying. But you can't shrug off discrimination like that with a simple "I was trying to get peoples attention". Tolerance is not selective, accept, or don't. Or possibly grow the fuck up.
-- Matt (Matt), Friday, November 15, 2002 12:10 AM (4 years ago)

;_;

bobby bedelia, Friday, 7 September 2007 05:33 (sixteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

I've just been drawn to this thread as I've been woken up at 5am in the morning by one of my housemates moaning somewhat too loudly.

I think Gilded... has a point in that obesity is one of the largest problems we face in society today. There is a precisely defined medical cut off line for obesity and any person who is clinically overweight should learn the following- firstly how to develop a healthy mindset so that they may deal with scenarios which may bring their obesity and body image into question; secondly, how to actually combat their obesity (if you are clinically obese this is NOT a healthy body state and you may be shortening your lifespan considerably); thirdly the consequences you have on other people, most importantly your children if you have any. If an obese parent is lazy enough to instill the same attitude towards food in their children they are effectively destroying their own child's life.
In summary, if you are clinically obese, DON'T try and pretend it's fine and dandy by accusing people who raise the issue of insensitivity.
If you're not and you think you're fat, listen to the men in your life who say that you're not. They are right when they say you are beautiful.

Back on topic, while I was writing this comment (accompanied by the oh so disgusting sounds of my housemate in the next room), said housemate's parents came over to visit. They were let into the house and came straight up to her room. Suffice to say that the words "This is your mother. Your father, grandmother and I shall be waiting downstairs for you" have probably scarred her for life!

Also, issue sorted!

j0n, Sunday, 27 April 2008 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link

I am really disappointed this thread title wasn't literal. I've dropped 50 lb. bricks of lard onto tile floors before and it makes the most fascinating SCHLOPPPP sound. So I thought, 'Wow, this will be a great description! Three-HUNDRED pounds of lard, hurled with enough velocity to hit a wall. That sound's gotta be EPIC!"

I don't care about others' weight, it's none of my business. And I find hearing roommates' sex, while not exciting, revealing and somewhat entertaining. For example, once my roommate was fucking a waitress in the next room over (he went through waitresses pretty fast and soon ran out of breakfast joints). She kept yelling "I LOVE YOU!!!" and he shouted back "I KNOW!"

Abbott, Sunday, 27 April 2008 21:09 (sixteen years ago) link

God, being fat isn't as destructive as some other bad habits, like smoking or being an asshole.

Abbott, Sunday, 27 April 2008 21:10 (sixteen years ago) link

This j0n sounds like a pleasant, helpful guy.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 27 April 2008 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link

he went through waitresses pretty fast and soon ran out of breakfast joints

This is a story in and of itself, clearly.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 27 April 2008 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link

(he went through waitresses pretty fast and soon ran out of breakfast joints)

^^^worse than running out of strip clubs.

gr8080, Sunday, 27 April 2008 22:54 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Another weird note: Last night she was screaming at the top of her lungs: "FUCK YOU MCFLY!" Are they doing some sort of Back to the Future roleplaying thing???

― Yancey (ystrickler), Thursday, November 14, 2002 5:04 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark

just sayin, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

two years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYT_t5y_9Qg

crutbeef (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 3 October 2011 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

She kept yelling "I LOVE YOU!!!" and he shouted back "I KNOW!"

^^300 pounds of lols

queen latifah approximately (donna rouge), Monday, 3 October 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link


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