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I ordered mine from memtechsolutionsltd. Got here today, so I may get PES5 tomorrow... Who can wait 2weeks!?

Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:37 (eighteen years ago) link

The Swap Magic that is...

Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Ah, have they got a website?

F (Ferg), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh. It's exactly what you'd think it is. £14.99 is good!

F (Ferg), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:41 (eighteen years ago) link

hey ferg have you used SM before?

I can't get it to work without fully opening up my PS2 to swap in and out the discs

the slide tool doesn't work AT ALL

cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I installed a flip-top lid because everything I saw that mentioned the slide-card method said it was Bad and Dangerous.

A bizarre minor internal mishap caused the laser to knacker itself on my PS2 as a result, costing £45, but I reckon I've broken even, and it was a pretty rare thing.

F (Ferg), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

where did you get a flip-top lid?

previews are out on pro ev 5 and seems people are still bitching about the "crappy" commentary, music and menu design WTF those are all awesome! and as per what I said on another PES thread the commentary needs to get 'worse' not 'better'!!!

cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

My PS2's pretty old and knackered anyway, if SM kills it, I'll have a good excuse to buy a slim one, and the fancy flip-top SM doober for it too.

They do the flip top lids on the site i mentioned above .co.uk

Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I think I got mine from White Dog , but I think they stopped selling them when Sony won that Mod Chip court case - http://www.memtechsolutions.net has them pretty cheap though.

F (Ferg), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:51 (eighteen years ago) link

sorry to bog down the thread with this but how do I know if I need the V.9 or V4-7 lid?

: /

cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link

crap commentary is essential.

I demand the return of the sudden and rare "SHOTOFAMASTER", plus the continued genius of "they'll be cracking open the cigars now"

"yes peter they'll be cracking open the cigars now"

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:18 (eighteen years ago) link

except I would like if every player then smoked a cigar for the duration of the game

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I figured it out

anyway

apparently the new PES is slower and has incorporated a randomness factor into the decision of who wins in 50-50s and where the balls spills to; increased refinement and improvment of the perennial "just hold X to press" problem, which they seem closer to solving with each iteration; new fancy moves; and more difficult than ever before...

OK I'm pretty excited; even had my first office conversation about it today...

beers round mine?

cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

"OFFJURY TIME"

"it's a BIIIIIIIIIG kick"

cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Cozen, I think it depends on the number of screws on the base of your PS2? I'll have a look for the installation guide I used.

F (Ferg), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Aha.

F (Ferg), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

it's a BIIIIIIIIIG kick

That was legendary.

F (Ferg), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

the thing I like a lot about PES is that it's completely social, where a large part of playing video-games for me is utterly solitary and lonely...

plus it unites so many disparate people, each with their own fevered stories of goal-mouth success and weekend PES party excess, and each it seems with a appreciation and I guesss as silly as it sounds also a respect for the game...

cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:25 (eighteen years ago) link

also I am the best at it

cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:28 (eighteen years ago) link

That's why I love PES. EVERYONE thinks they're the best at it, me, you, each of the guys at work. They're all "the best".

Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah I think you're right

except I am the best

cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

: )

cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Just wait til ONLINE PES5!! That'll sort the men from the boys. Everyone who says they're the best, prove it. Now they need to incorporate playing for money...

Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:40 (eighteen years ago) link

This new one is Internetty, hm? I might get an online adaptor for that.

PES is the only game I've bothered playing with other people in years. I am also "The Best" at it. Or at least the free kicks.

F (Ferg), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:42 (eighteen years ago) link

another SNES highlight, a cross comes in, you run with your defender to intercept it and end up facing your own goal, but.......why won't he stop, he's stuck running and can't turn, suddenly the already poorly realised crowd noises changes to a horrible high pitched static hissing.............

the commentator can barely believe that something so horrible, so sick could actually happen.


"OH NO!!???!!??! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN GOAL??!!?!!?"

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:44 (eighteen years ago) link

They've made the free-kicks easier in 5 too. So it'll be more like 3 was, where you could score 9/10.

Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I SCORE 10/10

F (Ferg), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:47 (eighteen years ago) link

"Good header. GOOD header. Good header. GOOD header."

Sort of reminded me of that "John Fashanu" thing on The Day Today.

F (Ferg), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:48 (eighteen years ago) link

As long as they don't change the commentary where you're 5-0 up in the first half, then the keeper saves 2 shots in a row:
"They must be wondering how to beat him!"

Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:50 (eighteen years ago) link

bring back Trevor Brooking's vaguely sexual groaning from PES3! "ugggggghnnnmmmm"

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 21:12 (eighteen years ago) link

And on that subject, less/more humping in the goal celebrations...?

Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link

oh more. less up short camera shots though.

pro ev 4 seems to have pre-empted real life with players constantly doing the finger over lips "sssh" thing to the crowd, though I don't think "what are you doing you idiot" when someone does it in PES.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 21:17 (eighteen years ago) link

I hope they move Michael Owen's teeth closer together. Scary fucker.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 6 October 2005 09:56 (eighteen years ago) link

more goals IN YOUR FACE

hope they've made the lobs more difficult

cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 6 October 2005 10:29 (eighteen years ago) link

"oh yeah I've got an idea why don't you lob it? yeah! GOOD ONE!"

cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 6 October 2005 10:29 (eighteen years ago) link

i think the holy grail of football games is making one where there isn't a shot/attack you can try that will almost certainly come off. the lob/chip over the keeper is the most obvious in PES4.

i'd like the defenders to be a bit more intelligent. surely Konami can rent some AI technology from the pentagon or somewhere.

oh, and i really am the best at PES4. not only can i beat all my friends, but i asked my mum and she said i was.

Lee F# (fsharp), Thursday, 6 October 2005 11:31 (eighteen years ago) link

HMV have it listed at £15 with free delivery

?!

I just bought one

cozen (Cozen), Friday, 7 October 2005 07:09 (eighteen years ago) link

got an e-mail from them saying that the item was mispriced but as a gesture of goodwill they are going to honour the contract...

score!

cozen at ally c's hovel (Ally C), Friday, 7 October 2005 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Nice one!! This is like that cheap telly thread on ILE, but with a happy ending!

melton mowbray (adr), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Good work Cozen!

Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:58 (eighteen years ago) link

like trying to pick up a language where you have all the vocabulary but they've changed all the grammer

I felt like a fly learning how to bark

cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 8 October 2005 22:08 (eighteen years ago) link

(oh sorry, I've played it and I suck at it reeeeeallll bad)

cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 8 October 2005 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I CANT WAIT TO PLAY PES5. I HAVE BEEN PLAYING PRO EVOLUTION SOCCER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE KID AND I AM STILL 14 BUT I CAN BEAT EVERYBODY AND U WILL SEE WHEN ONLINE PES5 COMES OUT.

PRO EVOLUTION IS THE BEST SOCCER GAME EVER BETTER THAN THAT CRAPPY GAME FIFA

feras siala, Sunday, 9 October 2005 10:35 (eighteen years ago) link

god bless you

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 10 October 2005 10:16 (eighteen years ago) link

What czn said abt it. I am getting better but dribbling is not really an option.

jeffrey (johnson), Monday, 10 October 2005 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

cozen we need to know MORE

haitch (haitch), Sunday, 16 October 2005 11:16 (eighteen years ago) link

I only played it for a few hours... to be honest I didn't like but as ronan and I agreed that's the pattern with all new pro evs... you're so comfortable in the old one that the shock of the new is always a bit disappointing... like they've somehow managed to fuck it up (oh no!!)... I was having a lot of problems maintaining possession in this one and having a lot of trouble actually getting my players to move the ways and directions I wanted them too... but that's because I was pedal-to-the-R1 constantly... when I let go of R1 and started only using it sparingly, for burts down the wing, or R2 dribbling in the centre of the park I was having a lot more success... as I think I said above successive pro evs feel like the team are finding new ways to refine their old problems... notably the ease and ubiquity of both hold-X-to-press (which they've progressively stamped out... I remember playing pro ev 4 and thinking god it's so ineffective now but really by the end of PES4's life it was possible to shut out the game completely using X + square properly...) and also the the hold-R1-ALL-the time problem... which, see above, they've put some work into...

cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 16 October 2005 11:41 (eighteen years ago) link

it still looks the same, which was a bit of a disappointment but I guess konami feel that they've achieved a level of graphical comfort that they're happy with and now they can concentrate FULLY on tweaking other aspects... no hideous commentary that I noticed... and the menus and music are awful YAY

cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 16 October 2005 11:42 (eighteen years ago) link

and plus it's ALMOST HERE

(... and so is shadow of the colossus and the warriors, incidentally... the PS2 has had a great later life)

cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 16 October 2005 11:43 (eighteen years ago) link

(I am hanging out for shadow of the colossus so bad.)

I am going to get pes 5, but I do hope that I have more time to properly devote to it this "season", I never quite got to any real level of skill with pes 4.

haitch (haitch), Sunday, 16 October 2005 12:40 (eighteen years ago) link

not saying they werent but apparently this year's is the apotheosis

conezy (cozwn), Friday, 11 December 2009 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link

just wait till next year! But seriously, I haven't tried 2010 on Wii, but have never been able to get into the pointer controls as much as I thought I would. On the Wii, it's an interesting concept, but I just feel like there's TOO MUCH to control. I honestly think it's a lot more fun just to play with standard joystick controls. Passing is better with the pointer, but everything else is over complicated. The learning curve will break your heart.

Jeff LeVine, Friday, 11 December 2009 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link

I love PES on Wii, but haven't played 201o. 2009 is so good that I haven't bothered with the new one yet - I just haven't seen anything that tells me there is enough of an improvement in 9 months to justify a purchase. I'm not spending $50 for slightly better set pieces.

There is definitely a learning curve but I love controlling my whole team, not just one guy at a time. It's really hard to switch back and hope your AI teammates are in the place you want them as opposed to making them run to receive the perfect cross.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 11 December 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

have you got 6, cozen? Been playing it again on live.

Isambard Kingdom Buñuel (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 20 January 2010 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link

I've got it but it's shite?

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Thursday, 21 January 2010 14:16 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah 5 or before tbh

dumb mick name follows (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 January 2010 14:40 (fourteen years ago) link

i might buy 5. I got into football games really late (well I played them when i was a wee guy until International Superstar Soccer Deluxe and then didn't get back into them properly until 6) and 6 is so much better than all the iterations that have followed so my mind tells me it's good.

Isambard Kingdom Buñuel (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 21 January 2010 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link

do people still play 5 on live though? that's the question.

Isambard Kingdom Buñuel (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 21 January 2010 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link

come september, when get broadband i can connect to, i'd buy 5 to play online if that option's even available on 5?

but a ps3 with 2010 is the preferred option

dumb mick name follows (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 January 2010 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

nah, can't hack any of the newer games on the next gen consoles. The Playstation 2 ones seem to be alright though.

Isambard Kingdom Buñuel (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 21 January 2010 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link

seven years pass...

Gonna emulate this which iirc is the best one

Anyone any tips or rep for any others?

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Friday, 1 December 2017 18:10 (six years ago) link

Downloaded pcsx2 but my lil NUC falls over, can only run at about 35% :(

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 23:33 (six years ago) link

this was the best football game ever.

-_- (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 7 December 2017 23:52 (six years ago) link

i still like 6 tho, even though cozen says it's shite

-_- (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 7 December 2017 23:53 (six years ago) link

i remember 4 being the best but 5 also strong. p weird that i am not on this thread at all.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 8 December 2017 02:15 (six years ago) link

Man, I was all over this thread til I mentioned that work PES tournament. I guess I must have won the tournament, but been far too humble to come and brag about it on here...

CraigG, Friday, 8 December 2017 10:13 (six years ago) link

5 best I think
2 the great leap forward
6 the one where the master league et my life for years

Prob go back to 6 if it was a choice

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 8 December 2017 12:40 (six years ago) link

PES is good again btw. no need to piss about with the old versions

||||||||, Friday, 8 December 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link

there is a need for me, in that i only have an xbox 360 ;_;

-_- (jim in vancouver), Friday, 8 December 2017 21:50 (six years ago) link

nobody plays 6 online anymore (as of about 2 years ago), in case you were wondering.

-_- (jim in vancouver), Friday, 8 December 2017 21:51 (six years ago) link

I never did the online tbh

Meself and the brother were an on-prem master league co-operative machine tho

Sad to say halcyon days but Jesus....halcyon days

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 December 2017 10:24 (six years ago) link

PES is good again btw. no need to piss about with the old versions

― ||||||||, Friday, 8 December 2017 21:49 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If this is true then all praise u for glad tidings but right now you're John Baptist and I'm gonna need to hear it from Christ himself before I start thinking about the outlay required here

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 December 2017 10:30 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Getting a new home that apparently handles PS2 emulation better than my TV pc

=-O

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 29 January 2018 19:56 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

i have an xbox one as of tonight dis ting is on

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 22 April 2019 00:49 (five years ago) link

oooh the youth team revamp is nice innit

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Friday, 3 May 2019 15:17 (four years ago) link

seven months pass...

new PES looks good

tony blair electric chair (||||||||), Sunday, 22 December 2019 09:59 (four years ago) link

i got the use of an xbox one and bought 2018 for master league jollies, and at the end of season one all my money disappeared.

i did not react well. havent turned it on since. must go back for another effort

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 December 2019 21:31 (four years ago) link

2020 has no idea at all what a foul is, and your defenders frequently casually jog away from through balls while the game refuses to let you switch to them, but I still can't stop playing it

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 22 December 2019 21:44 (four years ago) link

that second flaw has always been a feature

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Monday, 23 December 2019 00:03 (four years ago) link

nb i always play as spurs so yknow

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Monday, 23 December 2019 00:04 (four years ago) link

Player switching was def better in 5 than it is now

xmas respecter (jim in vancouver), Monday, 23 December 2019 00:12 (four years ago) link

seven months pass...

picked up PES 2020 for £6 in the latest PSN sale. enjoying it but sgt biscuits otm - the foul system is pish

||||||||, Monday, 10 August 2020 21:28 (three years ago) link

some other gripes:

- no idea why they needlessly changed the controls for moves which have been in the series from the year dot

- giving away a free kick outside your box is as bad as giving away a pen

||||||||, Monday, 10 August 2020 21:31 (three years ago) link


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