how many clementines have you eaten so far today?

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max, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:48 (sixteen years ago) link

robyn you live in canada - track some of those down - wikipedia says you can find them in chinatowns

theyre like a cross between a clementine and a cloud - with a purple cardboard peel

not allowed in usa due to pests :(

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link

i ate like 1m of them when i was in sea

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link

i saw a hueg statue of one

they cost like 10cents a kilo

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link

fedex me some ok

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link

what do they taste like????

elmo argonaut, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link

the flavor and texture is just the most delicate tender version of citrus imaginable. clementines are brutish in comparison.

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link

anyway i just ate 2 more clementines so: 6

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link

For the period since 2006 to present, private small volume orders from fruits grown on Puerto Rico are being filled for American gourmet restaurants who serve the aril pieces as a delicacy dessert. [12] Beginning in 2007 for the first time, fresh mangosteens are also being sold for as high as $45 per pound from specialty produce stores in New York City

mizzell, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link

two. satsumas

jergïns, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link

The clementine is not always distinguished from other varieties of mandarin: in German, it is generally referred to as "Mandarine" and in Japanese, mikan. However, it should not be confused with similar fruit such as the satsuma, another popular variety.

mizzell, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link

wikipedia be schoolin.

mizzell, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link

whao nyc wow i should learn to read more careful $45 wtf!

i will attempt to track some down and report back!

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link

lol 100x more $ than in thailand

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/09/dining/09mang.html

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.downtownexpress.com/de_26/findingaforbidden.html

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

haha i was going to make the big hoos joke max made

i am going to eat mangosteens and if i can't find them here i will def be able to find them when in vancouver in december - exciting new fruit adventures!

i am not fedex-ing you any b/c i want to help protect america from all the world's pests and mangosteen terroorrism

rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link

noooo but...

srsly i have a fedex # i will give it to you and you will send to me!

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link

and i will send you something awz from nyc!

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link

actually i guess i could just ask people i actually like know irl in vancouver

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:31 (sixteen years ago) link

but they are stooned and unreliable

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:31 (sixteen years ago) link

if i promise to send them records for a job well done it could work

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link

yr extreme enthusiasm means i am going to see what i can do to contaminate yr country

rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link

are you coming in december?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link

o awz robyn

more updates http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/08/dining/08mang.html

sounds like they were here in august

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link

ohman i want to come to nyc in december! esp now hearing that major stars are playing on the 8th. but i think i just have to not :( i defend my thesis on the 13th (yaay) so really really should be studying up for that. nyc in december is so awesome tho

rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link

until you go above 14th street

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link

i went past 14th street once last time - it was weird
thought also abt going to galleries but did not. the park is above 14th though! i like the park. i want more brooklyn etc hanging out. oh nyc.

rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Extra bike always at your service.

Laurel, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link

I need to attempt to recover my bike :(

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link

i ate 2 more, total: 8

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link

i am pretty impressed by that

rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link

ty. the # of clementines ive consumed in my life is a little bit scary for me to think abt.

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link

How is stomach?

Laurel, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link

v strong devours all never complains

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:12 (sixteen years ago) link

in the NW, we call em SATSUMAS.
They come wrapped in COPYRIGHT NOTICE.

Clementines != satsumas. Satsumas are the king of fruits. I have eaten 0 clementines in 2008. I have comfortably eaten 500+ satsumas. Daily intake increases further in the run-up to Christmas.

caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:14 (sixteen years ago) link

How to recognize

satusma: smooth, baggy skin, tastes like a million virgins are showering you with lotus blossoms

clementine: dimpled, tight skin, tastes like cheap cologne and fried chicken

caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link

500+ future eaten satsumas whoa

rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Britain is one year ahead.

caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Also I have had two beers and am writing paper for publication in 2008 and my mind is weeping.

caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:23 (sixteen years ago) link

clementines are better tho

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link

i have only eaten half a v small apple, 4 fresh dates and a v small tomato, fruitwise, and i don't even call tomatoes fruit so that doesn't really count
i gotta up my game
for 2008

rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link

I may start satsumas.xls for 2008.

caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link

actually that is retarded

caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link

hah

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link

wait what abt a thread?

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link

I clipped about 60 satsumas from my aunt jewell's tree last week
shook down about three dozen pecans, too
and held a grasshopper in my hand who was as long as my index finger

El Tomboto, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link

wow, can I visit?

caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link

How many poops have you guys done today?

caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link

i ate 4 apples (fuji)

elmo argonaut, Monday, 26 November 2007 23:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Brought a bunch to the lab for everyone, no one said anything or ate any

ljubljana, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:00 (eleven years ago) link

burn it down

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:09 (eleven years ago) link

Would happily do so today. But there are still clementines in it.

ljubljana, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:20 (eleven years ago) link

Four. Deal with it.

*rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Saturday, 8 December 2012 10:29 (eleven years ago) link

SAD? THERE IS NOTHING SAD ABOUT THE CLEMENTINE.
It might be the best stoner snack evar.

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*rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Saturday, 8 December 2012 10:30 (eleven years ago) link

SATSUMAS FTW

*rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Saturday, 8 December 2012 10:31 (eleven years ago) link

maybe like six

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 December 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link

satsumas are too bitter 4 me

lag∞n, Saturday, 8 December 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

i havent eaten any today but im sitting abt ten feet from a big bowl of full

lag∞n, Saturday, 8 December 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

i ate one this morning and it had like 3 seeds in each segment. and yet others in the box had none. all those seeds didn't make for a great clementine experience, but still, clementines!

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

One baked into a one-minute microwave muffin

ljubljana, Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

('baked')

ljubljana, Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

Switched over to tangerines this week. $1 cheaper per box at my grocery store.

how's life, Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

just bought a box and they are all pale yellow and dry and chewy on the insides. this is the worst. can they turn into a weird pie or something??

ehkarl, Friday, 14 December 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.sunpacific.com/images/display5.jpg

johnny crunch, Friday, 14 December 2012 04:21 (eleven years ago) link

Best to just trash them when they get like that.

THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 December 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

last nite: 7

clouds, Friday, 14 December 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

bought a box from whole foods that are super juicy, so delish

johnny crunch, Sunday, 13 January 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

Shit, what has happened to the clementines? I bought a box yesterday and they're tasteless with a weird texture.

ljubljana, Friday, 25 January 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

Mine have all been very maleable. Recently I bought a box with a bunch that were partially rotten. It's been a bummer. When did California have that cold snap?

cloacachella (how's life), Friday, 25 January 2013 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, they're hit and miss. i think i'm done for the season

an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

I am eating a Taste the Difference 'easy peeler' and it smells exactly of Christmas.

kinder, Friday, 7 November 2014 09:56 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

little buddies™

https://oppy.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/fsn_full/notes/Clementines%20July%202015.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 15 September 2016 22:56 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

https://i.imgur.com/LvTNxZs.jpg

suite from the love for three oranges

mookieproof, Friday, 16 March 2018 16:41 (six years ago) link

beautiful

lag∞n, Friday, 16 March 2018 17:14 (six years ago) link

citrus is the best kind of fruit

marcos, Friday, 16 March 2018 17:18 (six years ago) link

what do y'all think of sumos

clouds, Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:51 (six years ago) link

top level citrus imho

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 March 2018 18:11 (six years ago) link

yes truly

clouds, Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:26 (six years ago) link

One yesterday. One today. One tomorrow?

Moo Vaughn, Saturday, 17 March 2018 22:04 (six years ago) link

that's lightweight sumo

clouds, Sunday, 18 March 2018 18:04 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

two
we are back in business!

alomar lines, Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:43 (four years ago) link

only had 1 left, poor performance unless i can get to the store later

ciderpress, Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:48 (four years ago) link


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