HOW TO GOODBYE DEPRESSION?

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malarkey? or effective way?

cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 27 November 2005 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link

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Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 27 November 2005 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link

It is difficult to explain 2 other benefits humorously, but I dare to say "It can give good pliers to American woman. It can sharply decrease
the rate of divorce in America, so it can contribute to American
boy's and girl's happiness".
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Lemmy Caution (sleep), Sunday, 27 November 2005 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link

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Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Sunday, 27 November 2005 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link

:(

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 27 November 2005 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

(Oh! I just got that, Capt. Sleep)

Lemmy Caution (sleep), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 05:13 (fourteen years ago) link

seven months pass...
Geoff D.: tapeodong II - a hundred foot tall missle with the word "dong" in the name
Geoff D.: kim jong il - a 5'4" emperor
Geoff D.: coincidence?

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 13 July 2006 20:33 (thirteen years ago) link

FIRST SOUND OF GUNFIRE FROM BIG POWER

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dmr (Renard), Thursday, 13 July 2006 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

how to goodbye depression?

and what, Saturday, 5 January 2008 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

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mookieproof, Saturday, 5 January 2008 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

ahaha

i bought this book 6 months ago to hit the needed $$ for amazon free shipping on an order. it is amazing. ended up giving it to father-in-law as a birthday gift and he loves it.

sanskrit, Saturday, 5 January 2008 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

so it goodbyes depression? by anus constriction?

artdamages, Sunday, 6 January 2008 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

sort of? it's like ass kegels i guess.

the book essentially is two paragraphs where he describes the technique. the rest of the book (like 100+ pages) are copy and pastes from early 90s USENET threads where he is entirely oblivious to people clowning on him.

i think the whole point of the exercises is to strengthen your intestinal muscles, improving energy flow and helping you get rid of impacted feces (which is implied more than actually stated).

sanskrit, Monday, 7 January 2008 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

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ian, Monday, 7 January 2008 02:03 (eleven years ago) link

published by botw books

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 7 January 2008 02:05 (eleven years ago) link

well if i were real constipated i would get depressed

artdamages, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:24 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

Special health training. Hiroyuki Nishigaki. Constricting anus 100 times is effective
for sex hormone, anti-aging, good-bye depression, fine life, beauty treatment,intuition,
hair loss, conjugal affection, incontience(middle-aged or old woman). On air at 70 radio talk
shows. Such an exercise looks as if you had your dirty weak used car (your body , heart)
overhauled at the garage. The overhauled and powered-up glistened car can run smoothly
on any bad road. Such an exercise is fuuny, but you can begin to live without complaints
and don't hold a grudge under any circumstance. How about you now? Are you exhausting
irty black gas from your buttocks or knocking like a dirty weak used car now?You can start
seeing results only within a few days or a few weeks or a few months if you begin to do
such an exercise everyday. Maybe it can cure the incontience of elderly woman in 3 months
or a year so that she will never be reborn as a baby. Hmm,hmm,,,,,,,,,,,,,.No, better try

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 20 March 2008 07:28 (eleven years ago) link

makes sense.

latebloomer, Thursday, 20 March 2008 07:40 (eleven years ago) link

Hmm,hmm,,,,,,,,,,,,,.Hmm,hmm,,,,,,,,,,,,,.Hmm,hmm,,,,,,,,,,,,,.

cutty, Thursday, 20 March 2008 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

u[[[[prettty

^@^, Thursday, 20 March 2008 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

i like how that just becomes crazier & crazier as it goes on.

deeznuts, Thursday, 20 March 2008 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

usenet gold!

Ol Bertie Dastard, Thursday, 20 March 2008 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

I had had
the bad bowel movement, but I can go to stool a few times everyday now.

Ol Bertie Dastard, Thursday, 20 March 2008 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

Hello Distortion

As you advise me , that is a delicate subject.I think I have to write about it with humor and delicacy even though it is one of the secret Yoga ways.It is not only one subject which I will write about. It is one of the subjects which I will write about.

I never think you are mocking me.Whenever I remember 96 contributions, I always begin to smile and laugh.

Especially on Dec 22,I laughed and nearly wetted myself,too remembering your contribution 「You have helped me by making me smile (and nearly wet
myself once)」.You have made me nearly wet.too. I imagine you have had
some ○○.I have had some ○○,too.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

Sincerely. Hiroyuki Nishigaki

Ol Bertie Dastard, Thursday, 20 March 2008 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

MALARKEY.

ian, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 19:27 (ten years ago) link

not Effective way?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 19:29 (ten years ago) link

most definitely malarkey.

ian, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 19:37 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

how?

s1ocki seconds (tehresa), Thursday, 7 January 2010 00:59 (nine years ago) link

Do 3-week fasting, save sex energy and rotate vortex

Milton Parker, Thursday, 7 January 2010 01:35 (nine years ago) link

tza, take a sunbath if/when possible.

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 7 January 2010 01:37 (nine years ago) link

that's a buncha bananas.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 January 2010 01:41 (nine years ago) link

i had sun in sc for 2 weeks. it didn't really help. i think it's more like life, srsly than seasonal stuff.

s1ocki seconds (tehresa), Thursday, 7 January 2010 01:42 (nine years ago) link

you are just going to have to steel yourself, get your strength together, and rotate that vortex

actually reading this book was my go-to cure for depression for a few years there, reading almost any random page just made my problems seem irrelevant. recently, it's just been making sure I get out of the city on a regular basis.

Milton Parker, Thursday, 7 January 2010 01:59 (nine years ago) link

wait I thought the butt-kegels would make you LESS incontinent

Snop Snitchin, Thursday, 7 January 2010 17:01 (nine years ago) link

O_o

s1ocki seconds (tehresa), Thursday, 7 January 2010 17:56 (nine years ago) link

butt kegels vs. cut bagels

Big K.R.U.T. (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:50 (nine years ago) link

the latter generally good-byes depression for me

Big K.R.U.T. (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:50 (nine years ago) link

as i said before earlier upthread this book really works, word to milton parker.

dont have a copy and need to rebuy it. it's not so much ass cheek squeezing as much as it's isometric intestinal muscle routines.

sanskrit, Sunday, 10 January 2010 02:18 (nine years ago) link

that's malarkey

jortin shartgent (harbl), Sunday, 10 January 2010 02:22 (nine years ago) link

nine years pass...

I finally own this

| (Latham Green), Monday, 19 August 2019 12:49 (three months ago) link

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Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 August 2019 13:00 (three months ago) link

Malarkey?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 19 August 2019 15:45 (three months ago) link

this did not work for me so I used the pages as t.p.

husserl gang (rip van wanko), Monday, 19 August 2019 17:16 (three months ago) link

I am thinking malarkey

| (Latham Green), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 17:19 (three months ago) link


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