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whta pimp

capt thinking (Pablo A), Monday, 11 September 2006 04:59 (fifteen years ago) link

i was at a total cheeseball family luau in maui last week and some chick asked me if i knew where to get good weed. i said no and she started chatting me up like crazy. the wife came over and i said "good luck w/your hunt" and walked away a) why no matter where in the world i am do people assume i have or want to buy weed? b) is this a good pickup line?

jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 11 September 2006 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link

was this gonna be like that scene in that movie Go where the english dude hooks up w/the two chix in the hotel in vegas and she sticks tissue up her nose because she can't inhale any other way and then the tissue lights on fire and he runs out the hall naked?

jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 11 September 2006 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link


a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 11 September 2006 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link

"Hey girl, know where I can get the dank nugs?"

trees (treesessplode), Monday, 11 September 2006 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link


trees (treesessplode), Monday, 11 September 2006 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link

who are these douches?

biting our threads

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:50 (fifteen years ago) link


trees (treesessplode), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 22:27 (fifteen years ago) link

fourteen years pass...

"Hey, are you a light switch? Because you're turning me on! I am a lamp."

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 20:19 (ten months ago) link

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