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I have done a bit of musicological studies, although outside the "basic" classical curriculum I concentrated on popular musicology rather than classical music theory.

GEIR HONRO IF NEILL FINN WAS BITTEN BY A ZOMBIE AND HAD BEEN TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE AND WAS ATTACKING YOU WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO KILL HIM TO SAVE YOURSELF OR WOULD YOU BE UNABLE TO KILL THE MAN BEHIND "WOODENFACES"?

As a pacifist, I refuse to answer that sort of question. :)

Geir Hongro, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link

You like some other funk stuff that's influenced by James Brown don't you?

Yes, but it isn't because of the James Brown influence I like it.

Geir Hongro, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link

More like in spite of.

Geir Hongro, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Yo Norway, is this REALLY the best you can do?

Noodle Vague, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link

So what is it that you don't like about his music/influence?

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.wilson-brothers.com/luke/photos/movies/rushmore/dvd/luke-rushmore072.jpg
Well, I will have a degree in music composition soon, so I'd like to think I know a little bit.

ghost rider, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link

If you were stranded on a desert island and could bring 3 possessions with you, what ones would you choose?

Ronan, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:51 (sixteen years ago) link

O R THEY?

St3ve Go1db3rg, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh man, buried somewhere on my computer I have the beginnings of two songs I started for Geir: (a) "Song for Geir," which was like two minutes of not using the same chord twice (plus lots of 7th transitions and key changes), and (b) an electronic funk cover of "Talking to a Computer." I'd regret my lack of follow-through, but neither of them would have been as funny as I was hoping. Also I just haven't been quite that bored in a while.

nabisco, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:54 (sixteen years ago) link

lol that's cute

Surmounter, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link

" I'm just saying that it's weird how people talk about Geir like he represents this sort of caricatured academic classical musician or something but he never seems to say anything substantial about theory or classical music."

Naw, it's just that my man's views are absolutist, he knows what's right and wrong, etc etc, and I wanna be set straight. And I don't think my first question is nonsensical at all, given that many folks believe that Rite of Spring ended the "classical" era: Christ, all them people in Paris went batshit at its debut, since it didn't sound "melodic" and was primitivist and shit…

GH: What about JB's mid-late '50s, early 60s stuff like "Prisoner of Love" or "Its A Man's Man's World"? Stuff before he invented funk? is that music acceptable?

C'mon nerdlingers! Ask Geir a question! Let him dispense oracular wisdom!

Veronica Moser, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:00 (sixteen years ago) link

do you get a boner from the decemberists geir? it seems like you should.

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, April 30, 2007 4:50 PM (9 minutes ago)

M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Geir-

What are your favorite Nickelback lyrics?

Oink Administrator, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:01 (sixteen years ago) link

What does The O.C. stand for?


* Overgrown Children - the type of people on the show.
* Orange County - an area of California.
* Oleander City - the city the show takes place in.
* Outrageous Chaos - a catch-phrase Seth uses a lot.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:05 (sixteen years ago) link

lemme guess, you don't like food "touching" on the plate

sexyDancer, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:05 (sixteen years ago) link

nabisco - post them! I imagine the first one sounding like bohemian rhapsody (which has something like 64 chords in it or something)

filthy dylan, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Geir: Name the top ten heavy metal albums of all time, please.

NYCNative, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:07 (sixteen years ago) link

also, Geir has a lot of standards not related to melody vs. rhythm. I've seen him dislike stuff for being overly sentimental or having a production that was too polished.

filthy dylan, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:08 (sixteen years ago) link

SAY GEIR

How do you feel about jazz? Early jazz, with its overall simplicity and focus on hummable melody? Is Hard Bop, with its gospel influences and complex harmonies, worthy? What about fusion, with its comparative harmonic simplicity and return to simpler pop melodies?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link

And I don't think my first question is nonsensical at all, given that many folks believe that Rite of Spring ended the "classical" era: Christ, all them people in Paris went batshit at its debut, since it didn't sound "melodic" and was primitivist and shit…

Well, fair enough - I just meant that it's weird to talk about melody vs. dissonance as they aren't opposites, and there was plenty of neo-classicism after Rite of Spring (e.g. from Stravinsky himself), and there were plenty of earlier works that emphasized things other than melody. But I see what you're saying.

St3ve Go1db3rg, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link

but he never seems to say anything substantial about theory or classical music

OTM. the predictably parroted opinions are never backed up.

blueski, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link

I second NYC Native's question.

Jeff Treppel, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:18 (sixteen years ago) link

has this turned into a lex thread yet?

That one guy that quit, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:19 (sixteen years ago) link

I expect he has one of these already.

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Lex has never heard of Geir Hongro.

xpost

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link

But the real important question is What are NYC native and Jeff's top 10 funk albums? ;)

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:22 (sixteen years ago) link

geir: who has contributed more to the advancement of music:

1. brian wilson
2. paul mccartney

fact checking cuz, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:26 (sixteen years ago) link

geir: what is the best chord change?

fact checking cuz, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:26 (sixteen years ago) link

geir: how many chords should a song have?

fact checking cuz, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:26 (sixteen years ago) link

geir: which is the better instrument, bass or guitar?

fact checking cuz, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:27 (sixteen years ago) link

geir: kick drum or snare?

fact checking cuz, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:27 (sixteen years ago) link

geir: melody or harmony?

fact checking cuz, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:27 (sixteen years ago) link

geir: bass clef or treble clef?

fact checking cuz, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Well shit, it's not fair if only Geir gets to answer.

Paul McCartney, iim7b5 -> I, at least four, guitar, snare, melody, and none of the above (alto clef).

St3ve Go1db3rg, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link

geir: veronica moser or st3ve go1db3rg?

fact checking cuz, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Well, I will have a degree in music composition soon, so I'd like to think I know a little bit. I'm just saying that it's weird how people talk about Geir like he represents this sort of caricatured academic classical musician or something but he never seems to say anything substantial about theory or classical music.

Please feel free to start a "Ask Steve Goldberg" thread, Steve Goldberg.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link

veronica moser: st3ve go1db3rg or geir?

fact checking cuz, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link

st3ve go1db3rg: geir or veronica moser?

fact checking cuz, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost to Brigadier:

I'm pretty much the whitest person amongst me and my friends, and we're all pretty white. Funk just doesn't do that much for me. But I have been inquiring at my local used CD store about Parliament-funkadelic records, and they assure me that they're going to have a bunch out during their big sale on May 23, so give me a few weeks. Sheesh. (On a funny side note, when I asked the clerk about said records, he told me that George Clinton had come in a few weeks ago looking really old and worn out, and it took him a couple seconds to realize who it was. Apparently he smokes LOT of crack [George Clinton, not the clerk].)

Jeff Treppel, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost

But that would be improper!

fact checking: st3v3 goldb3rg or geir?

St3ve Go1db3rg, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Paul McCartney, iim7b5 -> I, at least four, guitar, snare, melody, and none of the above (alto clef).

effort much appreciated. unfortunately, in this thread the only person who can grade your answers is geir. i will be of no use here.

fact checking cuz, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link

the only person who can grade your answers is geir

I hope he doesn't give me an F minor.

St3ve Go1db3rg, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link

(This is the greatest threat in the history of ever that I've looked at today)

Jeff Treppel, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link

(thread, not threat. But I supposed threat works too)

Jeff Treppel, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link

I used to get very frustrated by the rigidity of Geir's opinions and then trife was like "he just likes what he likes, why is everybody on ILM so uptite about that" and he was right - he doesn't hate hiphop, he's not an ignoramus. He just has very narrow tastes, which is no crime and is not even an aesthetic crime!

One could take him to task for the way he construes musical history in a rather uninteresting way (rise of melody - golden age of melody - decline of melody & onset of musical decadence: this is faulty model for describing the movements of culture, albeit a very popular one) but I no longer find his tastes offensive nor even particularly strange

Hans Rott, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link

aww man, i don't think he's playing ball…

Please contribute more to this thread, Msieu Hongro.

Veronica Moser, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link

Geir doesn't bother me. I'm honestly curious what his top 10 heavy metal albums are!

Jeff Treppel, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:41 (sixteen years ago) link

of course he's not playing ball - you're being incredibly condescending to him

Hans Rott, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Geir has been getting condescended to on the internet for over a decade now, and he remains very much in the game!

nabisco, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link

I have never had an issue with Geir. My question is an honest one that I could ask anyone who has gone on the record of having musical taste completely opposite of my own.

NYCNative, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:53 (sixteen years ago) link

geir you're in a large courtyard. to your left is a castle surrounded by a moat. a path leads north towards mountains. a fountain in the centre of the courtyard contains a skeleton. what do you do?

LocalGarda, Sunday, 11 September 2011 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

need to get geir on hard talk w/ stephen sackur

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Sunday, 11 September 2011 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

s sackur cracks me up

zvookster, Sunday, 11 September 2011 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

Geir, how do you pronounce gyros?

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 11 September 2011 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

hongroes

mh, Sunday, 11 September 2011 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

Feeling very hongroes.

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 11 September 2011 22:27 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Geir Do you think this band would interest you?

Swedish band Ginger Trees is influenced by Porcupine Tree to Uriah Heep, Kula Shaker and Pink Floyd. Great melodies, especially in the vocals

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

Geir, why don't you like the more avant-garde end of prog like King Crimson, Van der Graaf Generator and Henry Cow?

ban this sick stunt (anagram), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 08:46 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

when are you coming back?

Bee OK, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 06:43 (twelve years ago) link

hah? and i just had a question for geir. well, almost.

t**t, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

best poster

hegel-lacan girl (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

two years pass...

Geir, what is your favorite situational comedy (sitcom) theme song?

tao lin wolf (unregistered), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:48 (nine years ago) link

geir not being around anymore is one of the best lings about nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-ILM. don't bait him.

espring (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:55 (nine years ago) link

he still posts her occasionally, and he's way more chill than he was in 2003

tao lin wolf (unregistered), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 01:23 (nine years ago) link

*here

tao lin wolf (unregistered), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 01:23 (nine years ago) link

He hasn't posted in over a year. Sorry, but he's gone.

Josefa, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 06:12 (nine years ago) link

he posted a few days ago!

fit and working again, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 06:17 (nine years ago) link

Where? I missed that!

Josefa, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 07:08 (nine years ago) link

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The GeirBot (Geir Hongro) wrote this on thread Britpop : Time For Reevaluation? on board I Love Music on Apr 26, 2014

fit and working again, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 07:11 (nine years ago) link

Ah, the Britpop thread. No wonder I didn't see it. Wasn't there any fanfare about his sudden return?

Josefa, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 07:12 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

what are your favorite US/UK hit songs of the past 3 (or so) years? in your opinion, is the chartpop of 2010-2015 better or worse than the chartpop of 2005-2009?

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Monday, 12 October 2015 18:53 (eight years ago) link

are there a lot of 9/11 truthers in Norway?

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Monday, 12 October 2015 18:54 (eight years ago) link

I stopped posting on ILX for like five years, and within days of coming back I see this. It's almost touching!

J, Monday, 12 October 2015 19:05 (eight years ago) link

what are your favorite US/UK hit songs of the past 3 (or so) years? in your opinion, is the chartpop of 2010-2015 better or worse than the chartpop of 2005-2009?

The last first, I probably prefer 2005-2009 chartpop. Preferring electropop to that annoying put-your-hands-in-the-air-EDM

Been checking out chartpop way too little the past years, except noticing very much all that Avicii etc. stuff. The easy option would be "Where Are We Now?" by Bowie which was very, very, very good and also became a hit of sorts, but I guess picking old Bowie would almost be cheating. :)
That Daft Punk song is of course hard not to like, Lorde's "Royals" is sort of sticking. I always like whatever Coldplay put out, but they were still better in the 00s. Stretching it back to 2012 would also include Adele's "Skyfall". But kinda hard.

Would have been easier had "Flying in the Face of Love" by Neil Finn or "The Best Jewel Thief in the World" by Prefab Sprout had been chart hits. Which of course they weren't. :P

Obviously not the most famous Norwegian ones. The Nico & Vinz one was OK, I guess, but Kygo is quite annoying.

<i>are there a lot of 9/11 truthers in Norway?</i>

Probably not, but they are on the Net 24/7 discussing on Facebook whenever they are not "studiying" watching 4 hour-long home made videos on YouTube which "prove" Queen Elizabeth is secrectly a Jewish Catholic alien reptile from Naboo's Freemason society. Annoying people.

<i>Geir, why don't you like the more avant-garde end of prog like King Crimson, Van der Graaf Generator and Henry Cow?</i>

Too dissonant, you know.

Geir Do you think this band would interest you?

<i>Swedish band Ginger Trees is influenced by Porcupine Tree to Uriah Heep, Kula Shaker and Pink Floyd. Great melodies, especially in the vocals</i>

Could be. I largely use the "related acts" feature on Spotify to discover new music these days.

<i>geir you're in a large courtyard. to your left is a castle surrounded by a moat. a path leads north towards mountains. a fountain in the centre of the courtyard contains a skeleton. what do you do?</i>

Kill the goblin

<i>Geir, which part of "Good Vibrations" do you prefer: choruses or verses?</i>

Chorus and bridge.

<i>Geir, have you seen this movie?:</i>

No. Probably horrible like all movies directed by Wam & Vennerød. :P

<i>Geir, what is the earliest song or album that you would classify as Britpop?</i>

Probably the La's, give that The Stone Roses were really not, not entirely.

As for earliest proto-Britpop song, "Please Please Me"

The GeirBot (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 00:06 (eight years ago) link

good to see you back, geir

Rainham area Rilke (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 00:25 (eight years ago) link

Been a while. Didn't remember the formatting even. :P

The GeirBot (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 00:26 (eight years ago) link

do conspiracy theorists in norway have any theories related to anders breivik?

Rainham area Rilke (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 00:27 (eight years ago) link

do conspiracy theorists in norway have any theories related to anders breivik?

There are a few who tend to believe that Mossad was behind. One needs to be an extreme mentalist to actually blame the Labour Party, but there are a few crackpost there as well.

Those people who believe there was no camp at all I think don't exist at all in Norway. I know they exist in the US (I mean, I used to spend every summer at that exact camp for the entire 90s)

The GeirBot (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 00:36 (eight years ago) link

Hi Geir—

What is your favorite Curtis Mayfield song?

austinato (Austin), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 00:42 (eight years ago) link

What is your favorite Curtis Mayfield song?

I probably don't really know more than, say, 3-4. :) Out of those, probably "Move on Up", but I mean... Not my thing. :)

The GeirBot (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 00:47 (eight years ago) link

geir, do you have any thoughts about progressive rock finally getting its own chart?

progressive rock finally gets its own chart

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 02:32 (eight years ago) link


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