u hate your jobanyways, don't you? print that and frame it. right next to where you keep your pens.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 14 July 2008 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Use Opera - open in background window, hover over tab for tiny preview of image. Saves my ass constantly!
― Finefinemusic, Monday, 14 July 2008 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link
there's a funny danny wang related thread over at djh right now.
-- jaime, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 05:25 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 07:49 (fifteen years ago) link
i just reached for what i thought was a sharpie and it turned out to be a kazoo
-- gr8080, Friday, July 18, 2008 2:26 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― libcrypt, Friday, 18 July 2008 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link
http://users.utu.fi/tomhak/siivooja.jpg
-- Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, July 12, 2008 9:30 PM (Saturday, July 12, 2008 9:30 PM) Bookmark Link
-- HI DERE, Sunday, 13 July 2008 22:49 (5 days ago) Bookmark Link
I think that's actually the Rang3 R0v3r lovin' tailpipe.jpg guy...
― snoball, Friday, 18 July 2008 21:35 (fifteen years ago) link
News Flash: Iran now has PHOTOSHOP capabilities!
― libcrypt, Friday, 18 July 2008 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link
I stand by the 10-single run by Spoon that I posted upthread.
-- stephen, Saturday, 19 July 2008 22:44 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, 19 July 2008 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link
I loved that conversation.
― Eric H., Saturday, 19 July 2008 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link
insular circle jerk convo lookin boys
-- deej, Friday, July 25, 2008 7:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:23 (fifteen years ago) link
has to be wall_o_ginas.jpg, surely
― will, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link
you should stop being a crabby bitch and watch some wire, it's really good.
-- goole, Friday, July 25, 2008 4:38 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link
shhhh quiet deeznuts is about to speak
-- some dude, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 5:43 PM
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 26 July 2008 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link
C/D: douchebags who condemn the linguistic-conceptual porn behaviors of others because theyre passive-aggressive fuxxors
-- tough, Friday, 24 June 2005 02:39 (3 years ago) Link
― dell, Saturday, 26 July 2008 17:45 (fifteen years ago) link
the important thing is to exercise our own swift, harsh judgement on shit we read about for two seconds on the internet
-- goole, Thursday, July 31, 2008 10:18 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 2 August 2008 17:55 (fifteen years ago) link
if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 2 August 2008 17:56 (fifteen years ago) link
it was called ching chong animals and its lost to the sands of the internets
-- sleep, Saturday, 2 August 2008 23:16 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, 2 August 2008 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link
sounds like you need a book dude--or to talk to an actual banker, not an ilxor
-- Mr. Que, Saturday, August 2, 2008 6:38 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Hurting 2, Saturday, 2 August 2008 22:45 (fifteen years ago) link
fwiw i see any disagreement with my own opinions as trolling
-- latebloomer, Sunday, August 3, 2008 10:01 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― max, Sunday, 3 August 2008 22:47 (fifteen years ago) link
because if so i mean this in the best way possible: you are an interesting person
-- deeznuts, Monday, August 4, 2008 12:53 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― J0rdan S., Monday, 4 August 2008 06:06 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSHziqJWYcM
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 4 August 2008 06:10 (fifteen years ago) link
well that helped me procrastinate on wikipedia for 5 mins. thanks thread
-- s1ocki, Monday, August 4, 2008 12:23 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Mackro Mackro, Monday, 4 August 2008 19:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Funny if you've ever played Mario Party.
-- Mordy, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 23:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 23:00 (fifteen years ago) link
there are a lot of gays
-- gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 3 July 2003 Bookmark Link
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and hippies
-- Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 3 July 2003 Bookmark Link
― Ste, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 14:48 (fifteen years ago) link
(ok thats two posts)
As a fan of New Radicals, you have me excited...to iTunes I go!
-- Tape Store, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 12:19 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 8 August 2008 11:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Man am I glad I'm reading this instead of sleeping
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, August 19, 2008 12:07 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― Abbott, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:29 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^lol me too
― RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:30 (fifteen years ago) link
HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT MAKING THINGS I LIKE SOUND TERRIBLE
-- bernard snowy, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 03:09 (9 hours ago) Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 28 August 2008 06:17 (fifteen years ago) link
paranoid freakshow >> obtuse, lethal brat
― will, Saturday, September 13, 2008 1:08 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Mr Dorbius (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 13 September 2008 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link
?
― Meet the Feeble (SeekAltRoute), Saturday, 13 September 2008 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link
where's the fucking nsfw this sucks
― Surfboard Pre (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Saturday, 13 September 2008 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link
this thread is stupid
― s1ocki, Saturday, 13 September 2008 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link
go ahead and quote that!
it's your loss, Morbs
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, September 17, 2008 9:38 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark
― Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 September 2008 02:29 (fifteen years ago) link
http://zoomcritic.com/images/weird_fish/5.jpg
― Fetchboy, Friday, 19 September 2008 03:16 (fifteen years ago) link
s1ocki what wrong
― crut (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 19 September 2008 06:19 (fifteen years ago) link
XD :D 8^D imo
― you have been yellow carded by an actual referee (J0rdan S.), Saturday, September 27, 2008 6:19 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― 12HOOS2012 (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 27 September 2008 08:16 (fifteen years ago) link
<3 <3 <3
btw if this is rick astley i'm gonna be pissed but i probably also have it coming
― omar little, Thursday, June 19, 2008 9:44 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― BODY PROP (nickalicious), Saturday, 27 September 2008 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link
itt a butt
(_(__|
― cankles, Thursday, May 10, 2007 3:24 AM
― Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Saturday, 27 September 2008 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link
I hope thatt butt is why this thread is nsfw
― Abbott, Saturday, 27 September 2008 23:05 (fifteen years ago) link
there was this old, kinda hard-to-decipher graffiti in the dorm elevator, and i got all excited because i thought it said 'stop rockism.' Turns out it said 'stop racism.'
― Tape Store, Sunday, September 28, 2008 6:39 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― and what, Sunday, 28 September 2008 22:54 (fifteen years ago) link
loooooooool
― 12HOOS2012 (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 28 September 2008 22:59 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaha
― deej, Sunday, 28 September 2008 23:03 (fifteen years ago) link
good grief.
― Ioannis is all "YAHHH TRICK YAHHH" (Ioannis), Sunday, 28 September 2008 23:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Whoa. I'm going to save this for repasting in other contexts.
― (libcrypt) (libcrypt) (libcrypt), Thursday, October 9, 2008 1:37 PM (27 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― original dixieland jaas band (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 9 October 2008 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Wonder why I'm so emotionally repressed? Ah well, back to listening to the entire back catalogue of the Wedding Present.
― Alan T, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 14:34 (fifteen years ago) link
i have absolutely nothing worthwhile to contribute to this thread :(
― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:37 (6 minutes ago) [IP: 66.61.114.124] Bookmark
― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Thursday, 30 October 2008 03:44 (fifteen years ago) link
That sort of humble honesty is most certainly NOT in the spirit of ILX
― Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 October 2008 03:46 (fifteen years ago) link
haha
― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Thursday, 30 October 2008 03:53 (fifteen years ago) link
dont even joke
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Saturday, 11 April 2020 22:12 (four years ago) link
in 8 years it seems i have stopped trying to come up with solutions and have instead turned to blaming the situation on a confluence of factors that are sometimes out of my control
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, July 25, 2017 11:46 AM (three years ago)
beyond ilx tbh
― rob, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 00:17 (three years ago) link
You're not doing very well at this whole shutting the fuck up thing
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, October 20, 2020 6:24 PM (five days ago)
― sarahell, Sunday, 25 October 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link
As an observer, I’m finding this argument impenetrable and pointless and it’s frankly putting me off this thread.
― epistantophus, Sunday, 7 February 2021 22:09 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― calzino, Sunday, 7 February 2021 22:13 (three years ago) link
why are you like this, it’s great
― Scamp Granada (gyac), Saturday, April 10, 2021 9:31 AM (eight minutes ago)
― rob, Saturday, 10 April 2021 13:41 (three years ago) link
one big room full of bad opinions― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Friday, 21 May 2021 21:11 (yesterday) link
― Pfizer the pharma chip (wins), Saturday, 22 May 2021 11:22 (two years ago) link
It makes me feel very sad to see so much hatred and ridicule in the world. This thread seems to exemplify this. But let us face the facts: why are we even contributing to this thread? Simply, because we are all sad losers, including myself, with nothing better to do with our lives. No doubt everyone here is skipping school or college because they are seen by their peers as outcasts and misfits - why else are we here? Nevertheless, life goes on even if all of us here feel like giving it up. I don't much like Weezer.
― martyfalling, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 23:32 (four years ago) link
― aegis philbin (crüt), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 23:41 (two years ago) link
lol
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 August 2021 06:23 (two years ago) link
what's with this marty, dissing my posts
― I honk along darkened Bobo-doors (Doctor Casino), Friday, 13 August 2021 12:45 (two years ago) link
it me
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 August 2021 12:55 (two years ago) link
Honestly I've never thought about the baby's penis so much until this thread.
― Shallot Shortage 2021 (morrisp), Wednesday, August 25, 2021 10:48 AM (seven hours ago)
― sarahell, Thursday, 26 August 2021 01:07 (two years ago) link
"I am just wondering what you guys have achieved to reverse this situation and which amazing achievements give you the bravery to shit on female journalists on the internet for doing their jobs?"
I'm afraid tens of thousands of posts over two decades here gives me the right to shit on whoever I like. Sorry if this offends.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, August 30, 2021 5:01 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 August 2021 21:05 (two years ago) link
No doubt everyone here is skipping school or college because they are seen by their peers as outcasts and misfits
jokes on him! we're mostly in our thirties, forties and beyond!
― treeship., Monday, 30 August 2021 21:10 (two years ago) link
😟
the bbc's "neither washington nor moscow" era delivered a fvckton of grebt kids' TV: viz _the singing ringing tree_ (east germany) and _belle and sebastien_ (the pyrenees, not that belle and sebastian ffs) -- also we learned early to nagivate dubs and subs so it was educational also and in conclusion this is why jeanne dielman *shot rings out*
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 11:17 (one year ago) link
Lol
― Soda Stereo Total (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 11:50 (one year ago) link
i studied the blade
― mark s, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 12:17 (one year ago) link
You've got to fight for what is right
― economic Maguire (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 12:26 (one year ago) link
adding: not quite sure why i'm here analysing jokes that aren't working told by someone i think is a vast toxic idiot never not acting in bad faith
― mark s, Monday, December 5, 2022 3:46 PM (yesterday)
― rob, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 15:32 (one year ago) link
the blade i tell you!
― mark s, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 16:02 (one year ago) link
I love rereading my old posts because there was usually some insanely funny shit surrounding them.
― HI DERE, Monday, 1 October 2007 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 15 December 2022 01:01 (one year ago) link
call and response
you guys really enjoy getting mad over nonsense― J0rdan S.i'm not really screaming into the void i just don't want to work― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown)
i'm not really screaming into the void i just don't want to work― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown)
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 January 2023 16:44 (one year ago) link
iiiiii don't want to worki just want to scream into voids all day
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 10 January 2023 17:20 (one year ago) link
forgot to vote in this but i'm with the majority
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, January 25, 2023 12:05 PM (forty-two minutes ago)
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 20:48 (one year ago) link
it came out and I thought "this is great!" and then never really wanted to to revisit it.
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm)
― obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Sunday, 5 March 2023 17:04 (one year ago) link
That weird phenomenon of message boards, particularly one where people are constantly saying there are only 4 people left, where there are television threads where it feels like *everyone* is watching all the telly all the time saying shit like 'it gets good in season 12!' and I have no sense of how there is so much time available in the world for people to fill. Then you step into the next room where no one is watching anything at all and I feel like my brain is going to pop.― Shard-borne Beatles with their drowsy hums (Chinaski), Thursday, March 9, 2023
― Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 11 March 2023 18:15 (one year ago) link
BTW the Bureau of Labor Statistics says five grand in 1980 (date of Holiday in Cambodia) is worth nearly $20,000 today.
― Every post of mine is an expression of eternity (Boring, Maryland)
― Perverted By Linguiça (sleeve), Wednesday, 19 April 2023 15:15 (one year ago) link
at least there weren't any songs I skipped though.
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, May 20, 2023 3:15 PM
― broken breakbeat (sleeve), Saturday, 20 May 2023 22:21 (eleven months ago) link
Was this the thread where we mentioned Donald Fagen and Lou Reed or was it a previous one?― Holly Godarkbloom (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 16 June 2023 13:08 (eight minutes ago) link
― Grandall Flange (wins), Friday, 16 June 2023 13:16 (ten months ago) link
Or referencing or whatever, again, I haven’t listened to the song
― The SoyBoy West Coast (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 24 March 2024 17:23 (four hours ago) link
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Sunday, 24 March 2024 21:59 (one month ago) link
he may be one of the worst humans in history but he will almost certainly go down as one of the all-time great posters
― frogbs, Tuesday, April 23, 2024 10:12 AM (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 16:02 (three days ago) link
Garu G?
― Big Bong Theory (stevie), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 16:28 (three days ago) link
[yes I know it's Trump]