teresa heinz kerry: HOT OR NOT?

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The White Hand of Teresa!

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I think somebody's got a lock on the LOTR fan vote.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:05 (nineteen years ago) link

But what would their children look like?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:19 (nineteen years ago) link

obvious MILF

― Daziz, Thursday, 29 July 2004 07:14 (nineteen years ago) link

FLILF

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 10:26 (nineteen years ago) link

total plastic surgery casualty

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:36 (nineteen years ago) link

But she knows 57 different ways, y'all.

― jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:42 (nineteen years ago) link

she's no jenna bush

jenna bush is BEAUTIFUL

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Jenna Bush looks like her dad, the most monkey-faced politician of the last 25 years.

Teresa's pretty cool, but keep in mind that Laura Bush and John Kerry are the only two in this race who have killed a guy before.

(at least on the books...)

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:49 (nineteen years ago) link

jenna doesn't look anything like her dad. she looks like an angel - straight from heaven

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I was just thinking, watching the convention tonight, that THK is in fact pretty attractive.

― morris pavilion (samjeff), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:55 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.thefirsttwins.com/countdown2004.html

go nuts

― Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:55 (nineteen years ago) link

http://newsfeed.tcm.ie/images/people/jennabush.JPG

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:57 (nineteen years ago) link

wow, thanks man! Bye, bye, Grateful Dead wallpaper!

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:59 (nineteen years ago) link

I like this one from the "baseball" section

http://www.thefirsttwins.com/images/baseball1.jpg

I find Barbara strangely alluring.

― Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I have never said this on any thread on ILX, but I feel I have been pushed to it here:

you fucking weirdos.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:04 (nineteen years ago) link

http://edition.cnn.com/SPECIALS/1999/yearinreview/field.reports/politics/link.george.w.jpg http://newsfeed.tcm.ie/images/people/jennabush.JPG

Same little beady eyes, flaring nostrils, gopher cheeks, frown lines...

I mean, I'd do her and all, but...

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:05 (nineteen years ago) link

pp otm

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:05 (nineteen years ago) link

i mean minus the 'i'd do her' clause, obv.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Cutty, do you want to C on her T's?

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:06 (nineteen years ago) link

on her gc's

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:07 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, OTM on both points

xpost oh you would too

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:07 (nineteen years ago) link

oh, ok, so there are facial similarities. I still have a major crush on her. I was going to make a 'she can search for weapons of mass destruction in my pants' joke but i like her too much for that

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:07 (nineteen years ago) link

weapons of ASS destruction ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I slay me.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:08 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha! we are SO gonna hear it from the daytime posters in the morning

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:10 (nineteen years ago) link

that Jenna "baseball" picture made my browser freeze.
conclusion: she is evil just like daddy.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:16 (nineteen years ago) link

what are they doing hanging out with a casualty of That 70s Show?

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:19 (nineteen years ago) link

dude everybody knows the chi omegas throw some wicked keggers

― Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:23 (nineteen years ago) link

i thought it a little weird how far they went out of their way NOT to acknowledge the existence of kerry's first wife (in the video: "at age 27, he started a family...."--ahem with WHO? ah it doesn't matter). i guess the daughters mentioned her once apiece, IIRC. and i guess they didn't want the concept of "divorce" to impinge on all the positivity.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 05:48 (nineteen years ago) link

She needs to work on her posture.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 05:49 (nineteen years ago) link

oh come on amateurist, like anyone gave a fuck about jane wyman before falcon crest

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 30 July 2004 05:53 (nineteen years ago) link

ha!

― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 05:53 (nineteen years ago) link

i always forget that ronald reagan was married to a foxxx for a while. (a foxx whose daughter killed her gangster lover!!)

― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 05:54 (nineteen years ago) link

no wait that was lana turner. duh. sorry.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 05:54 (nineteen years ago) link

amateur!st - exactly what do you expect from a presidential hopeful who uses a fake last name?

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 30 July 2004 05:59 (nineteen years ago) link

huh?

― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 06:03 (nineteen years ago) link

stompanato is hardly a made up name rog

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 30 July 2004 06:06 (nineteen years ago) link

i was just teasing.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 30 July 2004 06:14 (nineteen years ago) link

and i hate dubya and all that too BUT the bush daughters (and nieces and nephews - wtf???) are k-hawt ESP. jenna who looks more like mom than dad. i'm not gonna hate (nevermind ignore what my dick is telling me about) someone just becuz i disagree with their father's politics. shades of chelsea bashing there.

that said, gimme cate edwards.

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 30 July 2004 06:28 (nineteen years ago) link

definitely hot

― .., Saturday, 31 July 2004 22:38 (nineteen years ago) link

teresa heinz kerry is still the hottest on the thread.

― Maria (Maria), Sunday, 1 August 2004 13:34 (nineteen years ago) link

my wife's quote: 'yeah sure,
she's a botox addict dude!
but yeah she looks great'

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 1 August 2004 13:35 (nineteen years ago) link

she reminds me of an argentine woman I had a ferocious unrequited crush on around 1983, who was also disarmingly frank. so, yeah, hot.

― bugluv skistar, Sunday, 1 August 2004 14:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Teresa has that monied international flavor of a latter-day Jackie Onassis.

http://www.zepter-gavebutik.dk/Images/Smykkekunst/JackieOnassis-1.jpg

Very alluring. I bet she's a carnival ride in the sack, too.

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Sunday, 1 August 2004 14:08 (nineteen years ago) link

You people are all insane. And not in a good way.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 1 August 2004 14:45 (nineteen years ago) link

five years pass...

http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/editorial_opinion/editorials/articles/2009/12/29/heinz_kerry_fighting_cancer_with_candor/

― velko, Thursday, 31 December 2009 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link

og ws

― cozwn, Thursday, 31 December 2009 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link

lol@ian upthread; wht was the origin of the C on her Ts meme again?

― cozwn, Thursday, 31 December 2009 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link

cutty would have to reject her now on nn grounds

― velko, Thursday, 31 December 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link

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