Please tell me things that I really need to know about ILX.

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This pretty much sums everything up:

http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/alltheirthreads.jpg

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 24 July 2004 03:56 (nineteen years ago) link

ILX = EMO

dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 24 July 2004 04:22 (nineteen years ago) link

We don't say "mang" as much as we used to. Or "grebt".

C J (C J), Saturday, 24 July 2004 05:00 (nineteen years ago) link

and no one appears to have "lezzed up" for a while

gaz (gaz), Saturday, 24 July 2004 05:02 (nineteen years ago) link

and where are the chickenbears?

C J (C J), Saturday, 24 July 2004 05:13 (nineteen years ago) link

hibernating

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Saturday, 24 July 2004 06:50 (nineteen years ago) link

ok I'll ask cuz I've seen it on some threads -- what does RFI mean? The closest I could guess was "Rummage For Information".

weather1ngda1eson (Brian), Saturday, 24 July 2004 07:47 (nineteen years ago) link

close, I think. pretty sure it's Request For Information.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 24 July 2004 07:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks Aaron! But, I suppose, in my mind, it will always be rummage.

weather1ngda1eson (Brian), Saturday, 24 July 2004 07:56 (nineteen years ago) link

hey it works either way

AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 24 July 2004 08:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Because it's better than drinking alone, right Mr. Thurgood?
(x-post)

-- Pleasant Plains (acewhiske...), July 23rd, 2004 6:11 PM.

Thanks for all of your responses. I feel much better informed now. What does this one (the above) mean? Are you somebody that I know/knew/have met once and made a very bad impression upon? Please, God, don't tell me that your are a former student. If so, I'm leaving ILX forever. So - if you'd like to see the back of me, this would be an ideal time to engineer my exit by lying.

Matt Thurgood (Matt T), Saturday, 24 July 2004 08:50 (nineteen years ago) link

By "former student", I mean a pupil that I once taught. I am a teacher, you see. Just to clarify.

Matt Thurgood (Matt T), Saturday, 24 July 2004 08:51 (nineteen years ago) link

mark, honestly

POO are crappy

if roxymuzak's post didn't sum it up.. this will
http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/metameta.jpg

ken c (ken c), Saturday, 24 July 2004 09:09 (nineteen years ago) link

I sense a pattern.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 July 2004 11:28 (nineteen years ago) link

does "i kiss you" have an opposite? "i stab you"?

caitlin hell (caitxa), Saturday, 24 July 2004 13:11 (nineteen years ago) link

If you're starting a list, remember to put Slayer on it.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 24 July 2004 13:26 (nineteen years ago) link

caitlin: "i kill you with guns"

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 24 July 2004 13:29 (nineteen years ago) link

It's crucial to know that all the women on this board are mondo sexxxxy.

Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Saturday, 24 July 2004 13:34 (nineteen years ago) link

caitlin: "i kill you with guns"

or, "fuck them with knives"

caitlin (caitlin), Saturday, 24 July 2004 14:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Deal with ILX with mucho humour: we don't mean most of the things we say....

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Saturday, 24 July 2004 15:03 (nineteen years ago) link

It's crucial to know that all the women on this board are mondo sexxxxy.

Damn straight....and pack whopping vibrators

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Saturday, 24 July 2004 15:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Man alive! Still wondering about Pleasant Plains and what the devil his/her reply meant. It threw me for a while there, being addressed as "Mr Thurgood". Nobody has (routinely) called me that for a couple of years now because, at present, I work in a school for kids with learning disabilities (e.g. Autistic Spectrum Disorder, Down's Syndrome, ADHD, epilepsy etc.) and my students use my first name. It's obviously preferable to "Sir" (which I always detested) or "Mr Thurgood" (the pronunciation of which they fucked up one way or another - how difficult is it?). Anyways, thanks to all who have contributed to this thread. You are good people.

Matt Thurgood (Matt T), Saturday, 24 July 2004 16:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Refer to the thread you have started and clarity will be thine.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 July 2004 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Pasted from the thread I (clealy shouldn't have) started:

My thanks, Ned. Now I can sleep. I completely missed the reference. Not familiar with George Thorogood, you see. Funny how often I am called "Thorogood", even though my surname has but two syllables.

I might need some time to understand the etiquette around here.

Matt Thurgood (Matt T), Saturday, 24 July 2004 16:59 (nineteen years ago) link

You get used to it. ONE OF US ONE OF US etc.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 July 2004 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link

When it doubt, it's probably a pop culture reference of some sort, cuz we are all dorks.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 24 July 2004 17:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Heh... Nichole, at first I thought that was "Deal with ILX with MACHO humour."

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 24 July 2004 17:58 (nineteen years ago) link

"Deal with ILX with MACHO humour."

GIRLYMEN! UR ALL GAY!

AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 24 July 2004 18:13 (nineteen years ago) link

here's one: w/r/t=?/?/?

AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 24 July 2004 20:10 (nineteen years ago) link

with reference to.

cºzen (Cozen), Saturday, 24 July 2004 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link

IIRC? Quest-ce que c'est?

Masked Gazza, Saturday, 24 July 2004 20:22 (nineteen years ago) link

If I Recall Correctly

AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 24 July 2004 20:23 (nineteen years ago) link

The only thing I don't get is "grebt," I guess.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 24 July 2004 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link

IIRC There's an interesting story behind that...

Masked Gazza, Saturday, 24 July 2004 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

oh it's not that grebt.

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 24 July 2004 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link

That always confused me too. I wasn't sure what it meant, at first I thought it was a perversion of "grabbed" or "crept", i.e. "I grebt her arse" or "Roxymuzak grebt in through the window" or "Ned grebt up behind me and grebt my arse" and so on.

Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 24 July 2004 21:31 (nineteen years ago) link

C-Man = example of cool, witty, funny ILXor. Most postees post on C-Man threads because they are invariably the most interesting.

Ned = example of uncool, unwitty, unfunny, ILXor. Ned has probably not had as much impact on ILX as C-Man.

C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 24 July 2004 21:34 (nineteen years ago) link

"Ned grebt up behind me and grebt my arse"

CAD.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 July 2004 21:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Caught A Disease?

Bumfluff, Saturday, 24 July 2004 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Castrate A Donkey?

AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 24 July 2004 21:42 (nineteen years ago) link

grebt = sick perversion of great, you god damn freaks.

stephen morris (stephen morris), Saturday, 24 July 2004 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes, but why and what's the origin?

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 24 July 2004 23:09 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean, ok. I'm gonna start spelling people "popple" instead. Maybe that will catch on. WTF?

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 24 July 2004 23:10 (nineteen years ago) link

SOME THINGS JUST ARE, OKAY?!?!?!

I'm sorry, I don't know why I did that.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 July 2004 23:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Hold the phone. That's actually an excellent idea.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 24 July 2004 23:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Shouting loudly?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 July 2004 23:12 (nineteen years ago) link

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU POPPLES

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 24 July 2004 23:13 (nineteen years ago) link

You don't know how to spell, you Kentucky freak.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 July 2004 23:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Are you talking to Nickalicious? I'm from Tennessee, 'yatch.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 24 July 2004 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link

YOU FUX0R POPPLES IZ TEH KRAZY, BUT GREBT.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 24 July 2004 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Grebt = Filking
(that ought to put a stop to it)

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 25 July 2004 12:44 (nineteen years ago) link

i've never liked grebt. 'rub' has finally won me over tho.

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Sunday, 25 July 2004 13:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Remember when "bingo!" still was just another innocent expression?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 25 July 2004 13:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Etymology of "grebt"?

first actual appearance of grebt:

Sex toys

(yes, i'm avoiding work again.)

m. (mitchlnw), Sunday, 25 July 2004 14:46 (nineteen years ago) link

And what does ILX mean?

It means that we love Christ. Every single last one of us.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 25 July 2004 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Chris was the original corny indie FuxXor

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 25 July 2004 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link

haha CHRIST.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 25 July 2004 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Pontius Pilate was a noize dude.

j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Sunday, 25 July 2004 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link

You get used to it. ONE OF US ONE OF US etc.

And when that happens, you have been Neducated.

j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 25 July 2004 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Pontius Pilate was a noize dude.

And the Pharisees were Pitchfork and Magnet writers?

j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 25 July 2004 17:20 (nineteen years ago) link

haha CHRIST.
-- CeCe Peniston (anthonymicci...) (webmail), July 25th, 2004. (later)


Pontius Pilate was a noize dude.
-- j e r e m y (jcoomb...) (webmail), July 25th, 2004. (later)

HA! The Old Testament for the new millenium.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Sunday, 25 July 2004 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

haha CHRIST.
-- CeCe Peniston (anthonymicci...) (webmail), July 25th, 2004. (later)

Pontius Pilate was a noize dude.
-- j e r e m y (jcoomb...) (webmail), July 25th, 2004. (later)

HA! The Old Testament for the new millenium.


-- Nichole Graham (britbab...), July 25th, 2004.


Maybe I'm being too literal but Jesus, Pontius Pilate, etc. is New Testament, not Old Testament.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 25 July 2004 17:26 (nineteen years ago) link

You can tell how memorable those Sunday School lessons were for me.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Sunday, 25 July 2004 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

haha

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 25 July 2004 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link

You can tell how memorable those Sunday School lessons were for me.
-- Nichole Graham (britbab...), July 25th, 2004.

i hated that shit too, just trying to get the facts straight for everybody. ilx is about learning as well as fun!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 25 July 2004 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

does Pontius Pilate mean "builder of bridges"? Someone once told me that it did.

MarkH (MarkH), Sunday, 25 July 2004 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Christ was all "I will suffer for you, it is my burden" and Pontius was like "HAHA SHOOT FIRE OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU EMO BABY!"

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 25 July 2004 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Barrabas = R. Kelly

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 25 July 2004 17:55 (nineteen years ago) link

ilx is about learning as well as fun!

One of the reasons I stick round....

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Sunday, 25 July 2004 17:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Another question. Whence did DJ Griz(z) originate? And was it ever remotely funny?

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:03 (nineteen years ago) link

There's not enough fanny dangle on this thread.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:12 (nineteen years ago) link

twelve years pass...

can we get some fanny dangles goin in here

F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 25 February 2017 00:01 (seven years ago) link

:D

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 25 February 2017 00:09 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

its bad now except for football

tired culché (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 June 2018 23:13 (five years ago) link

Classic dmac

sunburst N snowblind (Ross), Sunday, 17 June 2018 23:27 (five years ago) link

football has always been bad tbf

CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 17 June 2018 23:56 (five years ago) link

Everyones a sock

F# A# (∞), Monday, 18 June 2018 00:03 (five years ago) link

This thread is very helpful.

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 18 June 2018 02:19 (five years ago) link

its bad now except for football

...says the man who rarely visits I Love Books and then only to big up Flann O'Brien.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 18 June 2018 04:51 (five years ago) link

hes the only underrated writer tbf

tired culché (darraghmac), Monday, 18 June 2018 06:51 (five years ago) link

its bad now except for football

Tbf this phrase could also describe the current moment on planet earth

paul mccartney & whinge (voodoo chili), Monday, 18 June 2018 10:56 (five years ago) link

thats p true tbf

tired culché (darraghmac), Monday, 18 June 2018 10:57 (five years ago) link


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