that's a lotta bibles!
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 July 2010 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link
local interview from months ago where he state "i don't care about material things, i just wanna play football, no way i'd ever holdout" got lots of play the last couple days.
― my stomach is full of anger. and pie. (Hunt3r), Thursday, 29 July 2010 22:43 (thirteen years ago) link
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Photo-Tebow-gets-Friar-Tuck-haircut-courtesy-Br?urn=nfl-260942
― ('_') (omar little), Sunday, 8 August 2010 05:02 (thirteen years ago) link
hoes on my dick cuz tim tebow looks like jesus
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 8 August 2010 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link
He's the official backup.
― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 September 2010 15:51 (thirteen years ago) link
that isn't a surprise, is it?
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 12 September 2010 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Apparently, he'll see playing time today in some designed packages too.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 12 September 2010 16:02 (thirteen years ago) link
i'll fookin design him a package, outta sackcloth rope anna buncha brinks and ill toss im inna a fookin canal
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 12 September 2010 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah it just means that they don't intend to use Quinn in any packages, unlike Tebow, but Quinn is still the backup I think.
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link
NEW YORK -- Former Heisman Trophy winner Tim Tebow is working on an inspirational memoir.
Tebow is collaborating with Nathan Whitaker on "Through My Eyes," scheduled to come out in April. HarperCollins announced the book Monday.
The former University of Florida quarterback was drafted this year in the first round by the Denver Broncos. He has played in four games so far, scoring two touchdowns in 10 carries, but has yet to throw a pass in the regular season.
In a statement released by HarperCollins, the 23-year-old Tebow said his book would be a story "of faith, family and football" and inspiring people to "fulfill their dreams."
― omar little, Monday, 8 November 2010 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link
The Denver Broncos will give rookie quarterback Tim Tebow his first NFL start Sunday at Oakland, a team source told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter on Saturday.
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 18 December 2010 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link
rooting against him so hard :D
― k3vin k., Saturday, 18 December 2010 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link
too bad the qb position requires him to throw the ball
― omar little, Monday, 3 January 2011 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Tebow through 5 G / 2 GS: 46.1% completion, 4 TD, 1 INT, 75.1 rating, 31.8 rushing yds/gameVick through 8 G / 2 GS: 44.2% completion, 2 TD, 3 INT, 62.7 rating, 36.1 rushing yds/game
― thistle supporter (mcoll), Monday, 7 November 2011 02:27 (twelve years ago) link
tim tebow is the standard by which all future NFL quarterbacks will be measured.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 7 November 2011 02:31 (twelve years ago) link
tim tebow: as good as michael vick, but without the vicious dogfighting!
try and top this andrew luck
― thistle supporter (mcoll), Monday, 7 November 2011 02:34 (twelve years ago) link
anyone care to put cammy cam's stats up there
― J0rdan S., Monday, 7 November 2011 06:28 (twelve years ago) link
Tebow has also been sacked infinity times.
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 7 November 2011 14:37 (twelve years ago) link
why would you? cam just isn't a winner. tebow - he just wins games.
― frogbs, Monday, 7 November 2011 14:41 (twelve years ago) link
http://ugliesttattoos.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/435a57d8-68fd-4297-94d1-1abcfe3a347a.jpg
TEBOW
― Much Ado About Nuttin (DJP), Friday, 18 November 2011 21:07 (twelve years ago) link
tebow -- he just wins games
greatest season by a quarterback ever.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 18 November 2011 21:35 (twelve years ago) link
better season: tim tebow or aaron rogers?
who throws a better pass: tim tebow (broncos) or fred armisen (portlandia)?
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 18 November 2011 21:37 (twelve years ago) link
i did not read this but at the same time i feel like its relevant http://theclassical.org/post/12980244535/tim-tebow-magical-white-person
― ice cr?m, Friday, 18 November 2011 21:39 (twelve years ago) link
Simmons: "It’s almost like Tebow is playing with a handicap, like he’s overcoming some sort of disability."
― polyphonic, Friday, 18 November 2011 22:15 (twelve years ago) link
Haha
― ice cr?m, Friday, 18 November 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link
feels wrong to say, but bill simmons otm
― johnny crunch, Friday, 18 November 2011 22:21 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5jZiE.png
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 19 November 2011 02:28 (twelve years ago) link
is tim tebow the next john beck, is the better question. dare to dream.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 19 November 2011 02:48 (twelve years ago) link
actually he kinda nails it:
1. I love how he drives every NFL expert, every saber nerd and most talking heads and sports columnists insane. They can’t handle a world in which Tebow wins ugly and sports defy explanation. It throws their belief system into total flux. The venom/condescension/disbelief pours out of them. It’s awesome. I can’t get enough of it.2. Along those same lines, how funny is it when announcers try to rationally announce his games, run out of ways to say, "Another terrible pass by Tebow," pretend there’s logic involved, then eventually give up and just start laughing when he comes through late? I listened to Tebow’s fourth-quarter comeback in the car last night — the radio announcers (Ian Eagle and someone else) literally didn’t know what to say. They were just giggling like school kids. How can you explain this? Has there ever been a player who couldn’t even be successfully announced? During last night’s final drive, Eagle became so excited about Tebow's bowling over a Jets defensive back that he actually said the words, " … just got a mouthful of Tim Tebow!!!!"3. I have watched something like 1,200 quarterbacks play that position the same way, or relatively the same way. I have never, ever, not ever, seen anyone play quarterback like Tim Tebow plays the position. It’s constantly entertaining beyond the scrambling. You never know if he’s going to complete even the simplest 5-yard pass to a wide-open guy; by that same token, you’re never surprised when he hits someone 40 yards downfield on the fly. It’s almost like Tebow is playing with a handicap, like he’s overcoming some sort of disability. He’s willing himself to become a decent NFL quarterback despite massive odds against him. I love it. He’s like Rocky Balboa crossed with Strap from Hoosiers crossed with some sports movie QB in a film that hasn’t been made yet.4. I can’t remember another non-superstar athlete generating more feedback from my readers these past few weeks. If it were Tiger, Kobe, Favre or whomever, it would make sense. But the QB of a 5-5 team who completes 45 percent of his passes? Before we get to my Week 11 Quick Picks, here’s a sampling just from last night and this morning.
2. Along those same lines, how funny is it when announcers try to rationally announce his games, run out of ways to say, "Another terrible pass by Tebow," pretend there’s logic involved, then eventually give up and just start laughing when he comes through late? I listened to Tebow’s fourth-quarter comeback in the car last night — the radio announcers (Ian Eagle and someone else) literally didn’t know what to say. They were just giggling like school kids. How can you explain this? Has there ever been a player who couldn’t even be successfully announced? During last night’s final drive, Eagle became so excited about Tebow's bowling over a Jets defensive back that he actually said the words, " … just got a mouthful of Tim Tebow!!!!"
3. I have watched something like 1,200 quarterbacks play that position the same way, or relatively the same way. I have never, ever, not ever, seen anyone play quarterback like Tim Tebow plays the position. It’s constantly entertaining beyond the scrambling. You never know if he’s going to complete even the simplest 5-yard pass to a wide-open guy; by that same token, you’re never surprised when he hits someone 40 yards downfield on the fly. It’s almost like Tebow is playing with a handicap, like he’s overcoming some sort of disability. He’s willing himself to become a decent NFL quarterback despite massive odds against him. I love it. He’s like Rocky Balboa crossed with Strap from Hoosiers crossed with some sports movie QB in a film that hasn’t been made yet.
4. I can’t remember another non-superstar athlete generating more feedback from my readers these past few weeks. If it were Tiger, Kobe, Favre or whomever, it would make sense. But the QB of a 5-5 team who completes 45 percent of his passes? Before we get to my Week 11 Quick Picks, here’s a sampling just from last night and this morning.
― frogbs, Saturday, 19 November 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link
there is a logic to it, it doesnt defy explanation, the broncos opponents have averaged ~15pts in tebows starts
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 19 November 2011 02:55 (twelve years ago) link
God at work imo
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 November 2011 02:57 (twelve years ago) link
there have even been other bad nfl quarterbacks that played like him
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 19 November 2011 02:59 (twelve years ago) link
he passes to the scoreboard
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 November 2011 02:59 (twelve years ago) link
if opposing teams had scored the nfl average 22pts in each of his starts he would be 1-4 instead of 4-1!
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 19 November 2011 03:04 (twelve years ago) link
what are you, a saber nerd
― iatee, Saturday, 19 November 2011 03:13 (twelve years ago) link
the defense is playing well but i wonder how much of that has to do w/ the fact that the broncos never pass the ball
― yo zuccotti (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 19 November 2011 03:15 (twelve years ago) link
but they also dont move the ball much so id bet it m/l equals out
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 19 November 2011 03:16 (twelve years ago) link
right i just mean i wonder if the PPG is a bit misleading
― yo zuccotti (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 19 November 2011 03:16 (twelve years ago) link
i don't know if he "nails it." my problem with tebow -- aside from a general hate for the florida gators and his pious attitude -- is that he throws an embarrassingly bad pass. it's ugly, almost painful, to watch. he might "be a winner," tho i think mostly he's catching defenses off-guard, but it's just horrible to watch.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 19 November 2011 03:18 (twelve years ago) link
what im thinking jordan is denver runs a lot so that would imply fewer possessions than an average game thereby depressing scoring, BUT what if because they suck they dont get many first downs so they actually do end up w/roughly an average number of possessions a game, would be curious to see these actual stats
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 19 November 2011 03:25 (twelve years ago) link
it's possible
― yo zuccotti (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 19 November 2011 03:26 (twelve years ago) link
sportswriters continuing to ignore that he is an outspoken conservative pro life christian who mentions jesus at the start of every interview and TALKS TO GOD throughout the game shockahsay, maybe that's why people are so into him? onward xtian soldiers and all that
― do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 November 2011 04:27 (twelve years ago) link
like whenever it IS mentioned, it's kind of like an "oh yeah btw" but it's at least 80% of the reason he's got america's attention right now instead of oh, andy dalton
― do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 November 2011 04:28 (twelve years ago) link
well, that and the fact that he was widely considered THE GREATEST COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER EVER. E-V-E-R
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 19 November 2011 04:29 (twelve years ago) link
and yet, now, he is the WORST passer of any quarterback i've seen in the NFL.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 19 November 2011 04:30 (twelve years ago) link
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, November 18, 2011 11:29 PM (10 minutes ago)
wait really?
― mon/ seeya/ chi 2.0 (k3vin k.), Saturday, 19 November 2011 05:18 (twelve years ago) link
like who?
― frogbs, Saturday, 19 November 2011 05:49 (twelve years ago) link
widely really might be pushing it
i mean, he was considered one of the best players ever, yes. but there was certainly no consensus.
― yo zuccotti (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 19 November 2011 05:50 (twelve years ago) link
jk
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:18 (seven years ago) link
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — Tim Tebow is still looking for his first hit with the Scottsdale Scorpions. But on Wednesday night he reached base, drove in a run and got his jersey dirty in his second game in the Arizona Fall League.
Tebow, playing left field and batting seventh in the order, walked in the bottom of the second and got his first RBI in the fourth on a fielder’s choice.
Runners were at first and third when Tebow hit a grounder to the second baseman, who threw to the shortstop for the force as Tebow beat the relay throw to first and the runner scored from third.
Later in the inning, Tebow was thrown out on a feet-first slide at home plate on a fielder’s choice and fans cheered as he rose to his feet in a dirt-streaked uniform.
"Played hard today, ' 'Scorpions manager Tom Goodwin said of Tebow.
― nomar, Friday, 14 October 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link
he hasn't hit the ball out of the infield in three games
― mookieproof, Friday, 14 October 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link
your acting attorney general of the united states of america
Am I the only one that, if I owned a NFL team, would trade for @TimTebow ?— Matt Whitaker 🇺🇸 (@MattWhitaker46) March 19, 2012
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 November 2018 20:45 (five years ago) link
:(
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 November 2018 06:12 (five years ago) link