THE DECISION
― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 July 2010 04:52 (thirteen years ago) link
AP SAYS BRETT IS NOT COMING BACK ZOMG CAN IT BE TRUE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link
(Also, thanks Brett for waiting until after the draft and after all the good free agents/trade options are gone to make up your mind, a**hole.)
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
@MacGregorESPN Pacing back and forth as he decides retirement, Brett Favre accidentally completes Redskins conditioning test.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link
what a cock.
― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link
hahah
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 15:11 (thirteen years ago) link
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Brett Favre told ESPN's Ed Werder in Hattiesburg, Miss., on Wednesday that he has not made any decision about returning to play for the Minnesota Vikings this season and says he will play if healthy.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp10/news/story?id=5436231
― ('_') (omar little), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link
i sort of think he should be thrown in jail for this shit
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link
not sure i'm totally ready to fault him for this one--the "facts" of yesterday's report are like ultra-sketchy
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm willing to throw away the constitution on brett favre and proclaim him guilty until proven innocent
― ('_') (omar little), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link
srsly. also, no statute of limitations on the inability to get over yourself
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm hoping he returns because last season was too high a note to end on.
― ('_') (omar little), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, although it did all crumble beautifully at the end
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link
i mean maybe he texted anonymous teammates and said "hey i'm retiring" but didn't tell that to ryan longwell on the same day and is now denying it to ed werder but that doesn't really pass the occam's razor test imo.
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link
― ('_') (omar little), Wednesday, August 4, 2010 12:28 PM (6 minutes ago)
lol, YES
― My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link
@OGOchoCinco @terrellowens How come Favre isn't a attention whore but we get hell for having fun but he makes a spectacle about coming back its cool? Wtf
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link
such a good point
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link
duh, he's white
― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Ummmm
http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre-once-sent-me-cock-shots-not-a-love-story
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link
wow that guy is an asshole for making this a story.
― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 August 2010 05:51 (thirteen years ago) link
can we change thread title to "brett favre is taking pics"
― righteous lecoq (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 5 August 2010 06:02 (thirteen years ago) link
i really hope brett doesn't retire -- two reasons
1 the league is more fun with him in it -- the vikings are a cool team, don't want to see them saddled with fucking sage rosenfels, their games vs green bay are inherently mega epic if favre is playing and of course nothing in the world is funnier than favreceptions -- i wouldn't trade anything in the world for favre's interception against the saints last year
2 it's hilarious to see espn falling all over itself in an effort to be ahead of the favre retirement story. they had people eulogizing his career within the second... it's like they put out a bat signal over bristol and all ex-players assembled in the studio to lick his nutsack. you would think that at this point they would play it cool with this kinda thing, but no, and it never gets old
― righteous lecoq (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 5 August 2010 06:05 (thirteen years ago) link
brett: in it for the lulz
― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 August 2010 13:02 (thirteen years ago) link
I've come to consider him a reality tv star more than an athlete, and it actually makes me sorta like him?
― iatee, Thursday, 5 August 2010 14:06 (thirteen years ago) link
idk i think he's pretty pathetic and unlikeable
― righteous lecoq (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 5 August 2010 14:09 (thirteen years ago) link
i think hes pathetic and sorta likeable. i really dont get the indignant part of the outrage, unless you are his employer or a fan under 13 years of age.
― my stomach is full of anger. and pie. (Hunt3r), Thursday, 5 August 2010 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link
I generally dislike attention whores tho --
― My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Thursday, 5 August 2010 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link
I think he's pathetic and unlikeable too! but like a good reality tv bad guy.
― iatee, Thursday, 5 August 2010 15:50 (thirteen years ago) link
that deadspin story is just generally kind of ugh...it's amazing how the "reporter" there managed to make himself the most unlikeable member of the trio.
― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 5 August 2010 15:52 (thirteen years ago) link
truly.
― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 August 2010 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link
the 2000's are shaping up tough for u :)
― my stomach is full of anger. and pie. (Hunt3r), Thursday, 5 August 2010 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link
No doubt about it. PS, you kids get the fuck off my lawn!!
― My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Thursday, 5 August 2010 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link
"and of course nothing in the world is funnier than favreceptions"
Agreed, except for maybe Peyton Manning interceptions that are returned for td's.
― Chicago to Philadelphia: "Suck It" (Bill Magill), Thursday, 5 August 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link
...closely followed by the Peyton tantrum face which is ALWAYS worth the price of admission
― VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 5 August 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link
:( peyton only ever has lovely things to say about u guys
― horseshoe, Thursday, 5 August 2010 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS-90x1op4s
― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 August 2010 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Any excuse to post this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_-Lypb5QZc
― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 August 2010 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link
And this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYF3al9FfgA&feature=related
― VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 5 August 2010 21:24 (thirteen years ago) link
<3 you Peyton, I kid bc I love
I could watch a continuous loop of manning's pick six in the Super Bowl all day long.
― Chicago to Philadelphia: "Suck It" (Bill Magill), Friday, 6 August 2010 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link
i did in fact just watch that three or four times in a row yesterdayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XzXTYjfbDk
"he picked off favre last week in what might have been the last throw of his legendary career.."
― wears suburban hang-ups on her sleeve like some kind of corporate logo (daria-g), Saturday, 7 August 2010 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Brett Favre arrives in Minnesota; return to Vikings imminenthttp://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2010/08/fox-sports-brett-favre-headed-to-minnesota-to-rejoin-vikings/1
― am0n, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link
This is going to happen at least one more time. :(
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 23:32 (thirteen years ago) link
If I wasn't listening to the soothing ambient noise of super-slow Justin Bieber right now, I would probably be yelling some sort of profanity.
― C-L, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link
haha
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link
imagine slowing that yelled profanity down 800x tho
― am0n, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link
a little late but important:
EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. (AP) - It looks like Brett Favre is having some fun with his will-he-or-won't-he drama.
Favre's website posted a message Tuesday saying "stay tuned for breaking news from the Minnesota Vikings today on Brett Favre'spossible return."
http://www.fox8live.com/news/local/story/Favres-website-says-stay-tuned-for-return-news/XtSgxZZiQU2O3wVoSNS7Dw.cspx
― ('_') (omar little), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link
kudos
― am0n, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 00:33 (thirteen years ago) link
STOP THE GROUND ZERO FAVRE ;_; NEVER FORGET
― wears suburban hang-ups on her sleeve like some kind of corporate logo (daria-g), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link
I got this guy in the 10th round in my fantasy draft. Score!
― Mordy, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link