― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 6 February 2006 22:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 6 February 2006 22:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 6 February 2006 22:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark s (mark s), Monday, 6 February 2006 22:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark s (mark s), Monday, 6 February 2006 23:00 (eighteen years ago) link
I kinda miss Se7en: other mag started doing it for a while, even when we'd stopped. S&S still omits the colon implied by the line break, which I hate eg Robin Hood Prince of Thieves
― mark s (mark s), Monday, 6 February 2006 23:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark s (mark s), Monday, 6 February 2006 23:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 00:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 00:24 (eighteen years ago) link
I thought this said, "the Beatles or The Beetles?" and laughed. 'Hoo boy, nobody's made that joke since 1963...oh wait.'
― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 02:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 03:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link
Although this is weird: I was convinced that "old-school" was hip-hop slang that somehow wormed its way into mainstream usage within the last ten years or so! Webster's marks its first usage as 1803!
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:18 (eighteen years ago) link
Important statement: I've never worked anywhere that didn't route something or other in cross-it-off fashion.
More important question: where would one acquire classics of copyeditor porn, such as Sorority House Style, Cap that Ass, Stet Me Hard, Big Black Bullet Lists, and Little Non-Hyphenated Adverb/Adjective Modifiers with Big Hard Hyphens?
― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― quincie, Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― quincie, Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:51 (eighteen years ago) link
To my credit, I did not go berserk.
― Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 9 March 2006 22:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 9 March 2006 22:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 9 March 2006 22:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 9 March 2006 22:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 9 March 2006 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link
>Elaine: People go to South America.>Jerry: Yeah, and they come back with things taped to their large intestine.
I suppose Jerry gets a free pass, since Elaine used the plural subject "people," not him, but note that damned numerical disagreement that keeps bugging me lately!
-- nabisco (--...), March 9th, 2006 4:40 PM. (nabisco) (later) (link)
Srsly. I keep fixing that now that you've alerted me to it.
I also keep running into a similar agreement issue that's less egregious but still bothers me:
"Lemurs have a tail that allows them to swing through branches."
I don't like the implication that many lemurs have only one tail among them, but the alternative ("lemurs have tails") makes it less clear as to how many tails each lemur has. I change this sometimes and leave it as is when the pluralization sounds clunky, as it often does. And about a third of the time that I change it, it comes back to me stetted, anyway.
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 9 March 2006 22:54 (eighteen years ago) link
That structure is actually really weird, politically speaking -- it's very rationalist and essentialist! To the point where it sounds really musty and Victorian plus smacks of the kinds of essentialism that now creeps us out ("The female of the species is XXX" / "The Negro is XXX" / etc.) But then we start talking about something where essentialism is exactly what we want -- lemurs have tails! -- and the right construction has been somewhat diminished.
― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:14 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.moresaltplease.com/images/salt%20shaker.gif
― phil d. (Phil D.), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 10 March 2006 03:40 (eighteen years ago) link
An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician were holidaying in Scotland. Glancing from a train window, they observed a black sheep in the middle of a field. "How interesting," observed the astronomer, "all Scottish sheep are black!"
To which the physicist responded, "No, no! Some Scottish sheep are black!"
The mathematician gazed heavenward in supplication, and then intoned, "In Scotland there exists at least one field, containing at least one sheep, at least one side of which is black."
― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 10 March 2006 04:47 (eighteen years ago) link
i'd suggest: "a/the lemur's [adjective] tail allows it to swing through branches". the adjective is important here: what's so great about this tail? i mean, badgers have tails but they can't swing through branches.
at least, i don't think they can.
i've never read the first post in this thread before. it makes me want to rip out people's eyes and eat them. there really is no fucking hope for (english-speaking) humankind.
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 10 March 2006 13:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― beanz (beanz), Friday, 10 March 2006 14:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 10 March 2006 14:03 (eighteen years ago) link
if it genuinely arouses markelbyesque levels of intense, pointless rage, though, maybe you should re-examine things, a little
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 10 March 2006 14:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― beanz (beanz), Friday, 10 March 2006 14:17 (eighteen years ago) link
BASTARDSSSSSS
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 10 March 2006 14:18 (eighteen years ago) link
With apostrophes, it's cos it makes you expect a different progression
― beanz (beanz), Friday, 10 March 2006 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link
RJG, i'm a subeditor! futile rage against tiny grammatical transgressions is my raison d'etre. without it, i am lost.
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 10 March 2006 14:47 (eighteen years ago) link
Oh spelling masters of ILE, can you settle this dispute?
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 10 March 2006 18:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 10 March 2006 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link