Not all messages are displayed:
show all messages (189 of them)
[Scene: We see a montage of Ralf and Florian, Boris and Dieter and Billy, and Wolfgang and Peaches working in they're respective studios. The background music is a joyful mash-up of each of their compositions. Everyone is looking content and happy working in the studio. Peaches is kissing Wolfgang's neck; Ralf and Florian are conversing over a cup of coffee; Dieter and Boris are rerecording Billy's vocals, and we can see a lone tear on his cheek. The music fades to "Yellow" by Coldplay, and we cut to Chris and Gwyneth standing before Apple's cradle. They are holding hands and smiling, looking at their daughter, who is asleep. The camera zooms to Apple, to his innocent, sleeping face.]
FIN
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 17:18 (eighteen years ago) link
EPILOGUE
[Scene: A recording studio. Jean-Herve and five younger, long-haired musicians are sitting in circle, sharing a spliff between them. Jean-Herve takes the joint and drews on it a couple of times. He then exhales a cloud of weed smoke.]
Jean-Herve: Have I told you boys that the Second Coming of Christ is upon us?
Long-Haired Musician 1: The Second Coming?
Jean-Herve: Yes. Christ has already been born into this plane. I have seen her face...
Long-Haired Musician 2: "Her"? It's a girl? Who is she?
Jean-Herve: What I tell you now must not go beyond these walls! It is Apple Martin, the child of Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow!
Long-Haired Musician 1: The child of Chris Martin and Gwyneth... Er, right. Pass the reefer, won't you?
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 17:19 (eighteen years ago) link
two months pass...
credits
screen stays black for two minutes
then slowly fades up on the image of the ruins of an Irish castle on the side of a small cliff overlooking the marsh. "Metal Machine Music" plays quietly in the background, under the sound of wind. the night sky is filled with stars.
cut to: the view from one of the gates. a figure is slowly making his way towards the castle. it is CARLOS PERON. when he finally walks through the gate, his face catches the reflection of a radiant blue light. he turns to face the light and walks towards it.
The camera tracks Carlos POV from over his shoulder as he walks towards the blue light in the direct center of the castle, which is largely clear though overrun with wild grass, and uncovered beneath the sky. there is a figure in the center of the light.
POV shot from over the shoulder of the figure in the center of the blue light as Carlos approaches. He stops about six feet from her, and smiles.
We see the figure: It is MADONNA, dressed as EVITA.
Carlos: Hello.
Madonna instantly opens her mouth and begins to scream in terrible agony. Her body convulses in a parody of her classic dance moves, particularly the "Papa Don't Preach" video, and her head lolls about as if completely free of its spine. Suddenly, her head snaps up to stare at Carlos, her eyes bulging from her sockets. Fangs emerge from the top and bottom of her right eye, which is forcibly sucked back into the head before they close over it: the head of a serpent then emerges from Madonna's eye socket. The serpent regards Carlos for an instant, gives a friendly smile, then flips over the bridge of Madonna's nose to eat its way back into her head through her left eye.
Madonna falls to her knees and gives an upward shriek in a way not entirely unlike the climax of the 'Ray of Light' video, thrusting her arms skyward before Carlos. Suddenly, the serpent emerges from Madonna's mouth, and her body grows still.
Serpent: Hellooooo!
Carlos: A-ha! Hello.
Serpent: I have lost faith in my host, Carlos. And not only my faith -- I have also lost my control. I thank you for releasing me from my spinal prison.
Carlos: How was it that I did that?
Serpent: Why, with that simple peck on her bottom, you silly! No one ever thought to kiss her there before.
Carlos: My dear Kundalini. I did no such thing.
The serpent pauses, smirking. Suddenly the smirk becomes a frown. Then the snake begins to dance, in mortal pain, whipping its host body back and forth in another familiar series of dance moves. Carlos removes a small gun which has the words "MEMORY LASER" written in large block letters down its side, and pulls the trigger. Madonna's body bursts into a disco rainbow explosion, which then beams itself quickly into the Irish night (in a manner directly stolen from the "I'm Alive" dance number in the opening scene of the film "Xanadu"), and in one instant the entire world is collectively relieved of each and every memory of Madonna's existence and music. Bitch can't even sing.
Carlos pauses. The night is once again silent, but for the wind. Carlos puts away his gun.
Carlos: The path is clear, my friends. The rest... is up to you.
Carlos steps away from the center of the castle, once again points his flamethrower at the ground, and rockets away, straight up, into the starry night.
― milton parker (Jon L), Sunday, 30 April 2006 07:24 (seventeen years ago) link
one year passes...
twelve years pass...