Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

You wanna smoke crack? That's gonna cost ten bucks
Walkin' on broken glass - Annie Lennox

Walking on broken glass....ANNIE LENNOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Energy is felt once the cards are dealt
with the impact of roundhouse kicks from blackbelts
That attack! your mic'phones like cyclones and typhoons
I represent from midnight to high noon

Some girls dont even know me askin me can they get some money
I'm lookin nuthin like ya poppa
I wouldnt give a chick 10 cent to put cheese on a Whopper

Nickname: "notorious", dick name: "glorious";
shawty call me when your boyfriend's borin' ya

― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Saturday, July 10, 2010 10:35 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark

this ain't even how it goes!

what're you hearing?

from the lyric book, it's:

"name notorious, dick game glorious, find me shorty if your boyfriend's borin' ya"...which is how I hear it as well.

i like my version better

Call it a day or make it a long evenin
You keep on schemin, man give me some more reason
to have the women in your mama's church screamin
"Lord Jesus!"

But this information I must pass to the homies,
If Hustlin is a must, be Sosa, not Tony

Sushi ass niggas, bougie ass niggas
In my Blues Brothers shades I Belushi past you niggas

They wanna know why I'm so fly
A girl asked me for a ring, and I put one around her whole eye

i keep it new orleans
sleeping with women that sleep with the hornets

and people say that i am a kid still
cuz the lil guy still ride on big wheels

thanks to cam i'm harlem's new anchorman
yes chump you should shake my hand

look at all my bitches booties
they handle all my pharmaceutics

i don't claim to be a big rap star
cause no matter who you are
you'll still catch a bullet scar

Yea, I was born in America, true
Does South Central look like America to you?

paint wheels on the coop, lifesavers
hit the club with 20 broads like flavor

lol

painted wheels on the coupe**

lolllllllllllllllllllllll

^_^

i mean the bitch thought she was bad,
i don't know what that batch was thinking
when she thought what she was thinking, but she shouldnt've thought that
(e-40)

i said woah little hottie
i'm not delorean, gambino, or gotti

Recession got the hood pushin more than time clocks
So I dropped a hundred in the streets I don't buy stocks

You the kinda girl to eat a dick up raw
And drink a 40 through a straw

i'm a hot and bothered astronaut
crashin' while i'm jackin off

while i'm tippin corners, i'm rolling with foreigners
my hoes be brazillian, sicilian, hondoras

honduras

speaking of good, i'm good with semi
blow wood with henny
in the hood like a hemi, homie

THE semi

THE henny

i'm the worst

speaking of good, i'm good with the semi
blow wood with the henny
in the hood like a hemi, homie

dirty harry green lantern dj vlad they know i'm bad
they declare me as someone mad. i make fools sad.

27 dollars to my name, headed up 85
pissy drunk, petey still made me drive

my niggas will shut yo block down, we got queso, but them glocks down
you scared to come outside, them hot boyz got you on lockdown

some of these chicks used to dance on the table
now they hatin' on me, actin' educational

under the moon and stars i cruise in my car with you in my arms
i'm feeling good with my brews and cigars

yeah i like my weed and my grapes seedless
gettin pussy with my father's features believe it

BOOM out the womb, doom in the delivery room
smokin blunts drinkin yac bumpin rap tunes

i shake a lot of hands, walk across a lot of stages
my signature go at the bottom of a lot of pages

yah that freestyle is nice

^^yes

this year halloween fell on a weekend
me and geto boys was trick or treatin'

i got work on every outskirt and
i got her out skirt, out shirt fam

laker yellow lambo, laker yellow rarri
laker yello 911, laker yellow mami

Not "of the moment" exactly, but I've been thinking for a while about how much I love this:

I can't walk in the park cause it's crazy after dark
keep my hand on my gun cause they got me on the run

half the couplets in this thread are not "of the moment"

i represent honies with money, fly guys with gems
drive with the tints that be thirty-five percent

it's "our" moment

i remember selling three bricks of straight flour
got my man a beatdown to the third power