so not baller

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During his brief tenure in Houston, Scottie Pippen was affectionately known as No-Tippin Pippen at the local Italian eatery my family frequented. The rhyme made itself, it's like he was destined to be the least stuntin dude on whatever team he was on.

myfakeironlung, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 03:29 (thirteen years ago) link

!!!

lame doody stench (m bison), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link

How can anyone be "affectionately" known as that?

surfer blood for oil (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah scottie pippen is a famous cheapskate. dude came from circumstances; what can u say?

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://imgur.com/ZcaTf.jpg

moullet, Saturday, 11 September 2010 00:35 (thirteen years ago) link

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3189/2865489089_b64351f26b.jpg

Seriously, whaddup, Warriors??

― Daleks in NYC (Leee), Monday, 24 May 2010 00:05 (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

look, i just stumbled onto this thread from site new answers and don't no anything about basketball (via being a britisher) or even who this guy is...

but those are some TROUSERS.

max arrrrrgh, Saturday, 11 September 2010 01:10 (thirteen years ago) link

lollin' @ dwayne schintzius

call all destroyer, Saturday, 11 September 2010 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

<3

Clay, Saturday, 23 October 2010 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link

welcome back, bonner!

am0n, Saturday, 23 October 2010 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hmbcNYOd_Q

am0n, Saturday, 23 October 2010 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Regarding his own personality, Duncan compares himself to Will Hunting of the movie Good Will Hunting, which centers around the genial and antagonistic character of Will Hunting, portrayed by Matt Damon. He stated: "I'm just a taller, slightly less hyperactive version of the Damon character in the movie.

Duncan also loves Renaissance fairs and the fantasy role playing game Dungeons & Dragons.[95]

― Clay, Tuesday, May 18, 2010 1:13 AM (5 months ago) Bookmark

He literally has a tattoo of a wizard on his back

Princess TamTam, Saturday, 23 October 2010 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://blog.mysanantonio.com/spursnation/2010/11/16/good-times-rolling-for-spurs/

Spurs center Matt Bonner sat at his locker before a recent game at the AT&T Center, deep in thought and staring at his feet, as if contemplating some key piece of preparation for the night ahead.

Which, in a way, he was.

“Which pair of shoes should I wear?” Bonner finally asked, holding aloft a pair of Converse and a pair of New Balance.

Someone proposed he don one of each, a suggestion Bonner considered a few seconds before an eavesdropping teammate shattered the dream.

A mismatched shoe selection would violate the NBA’s uniform dress code, Manu Ginobili interjected, and could cost Bonner $25,000 in fines.

“Just think of how many sandwiches that is,” Ginobili said, referring to Bonner’s famously favorite form of sustenance.

And so, for the next 10 minutes, the Spurs’ starting guard and backup center set out to quantify exactly that.

Estimating (conservatively, he says) 700 sandwiches per year at $5 a pop, Bonner ? concludes it would cost seven years’ worth of hoagies to flout the NBA’s uniform rules for one night.

“The punishment doesn’t fit the crime,” he sighed, as the rest of the room disintegrated into laughter.

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Thursday, 18 November 2010 01:01 (thirteen years ago) link

<333333333333

tuomas the spank engine (m bison), Thursday, 18 November 2010 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

@the_real_nash Just took my daughters to see Tangled. Who knew I was a fan of Repunzel? Recomended for Daddy's and their daughters.

Clay, Sunday, 12 December 2010 06:54 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

somehow not surprised that matt bonner can do a great napoleon dynamite

symsymsym, Monday, 7 February 2011 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Nick Collison: Someone is "making it rain". I won't hesitate to grab a 20 dollar bill and pocket it. #recession #lockout.

tremendoid, Saturday, 19 February 2011 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

baller v. hustler

tremendoid, Saturday, 19 February 2011 22:18 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

AndrewMBogut
Another day, another words with friends victory against @Joeingles7 .
3 minutes ago

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Monday, 14 March 2011 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

it's hard to be baller when you're 8

circles, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @bosh caption. li'l yao is pretty baller imo

symsymsym, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 20:33 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

haha wait i didn't realize he was dressed as ace ventura's alter ego

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 May 2011 04:36 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

from Twitter:

WakaFlockaBSM Waka Flocka Flame
Just droped 200 on my new 4 door saturn lockerz.com/s/143862613

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 October 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

http://espn.go.com/blog/chicagobulls/post/_/id/6750/white-mamba-fan-fave-on-off-the-court

We head into Teavana next, a tea store in the middle of the mall, in which Scalabrine has become close to the older woman who manages the store. He swears by the mixes of tea she has put together for him in the past. He trusts she would brew him up something good.

fit and working again, Friday, 20 January 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

lol

am0n, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

cant believe any1 who has ever listened to Tim duncans 7 foot Mathlete voice would ever doubt hes a huge fuckin nerd

oneohtrix and park (m bison), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

man if i were dungeons & dragons i would have been calling tim duncan and vin diesel every day until they relented for some kind of ad campaign

doc has never told me nothing that wasn't true (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

http://espn.go.com/blog/chicagobulls/post/_/id/6750/white-mamba-fan-fave-on-off-the-court

We head into Teavana next, a tea store in the middle of the mall, in which Scalabrine has become close to the older woman who manages the store. He swears by the mixes of tea she has put together for him in the past. He trusts she would brew him up something good.

― fit and working again, Friday, January 20, 2012 2:00 PM (1 week ago)

aw! v unballer but v endearing!

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Friday, 3 February 2012 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

the whole piece i mean

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Friday, 3 February 2012 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

The manager tells Scalabrine to come back whenever he wants and sign some autographs for the customers.

lol @ this, sign some autographs, sweep the floor mb, idk just be here at 9

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Friday, 3 February 2012 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

i did eat paleo for a while and it was p amazing

― lag∞n, Friday, February 3, 2012 8:54 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Saturday, 4 February 2012 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

hey!

lag∞n, Saturday, 4 February 2012 01:59 (twelve years ago) link

mj ate 1 juicy steak before every game

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Saturday, 4 February 2012 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

paleo is all steaks bra

lag∞n, Saturday, 4 February 2012 02:07 (twelve years ago) link

ew

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 February 2012 23:05 (twelve years ago) link

ok i know that's sad & all but i'm str8 laughin at that

ploppawheelie V (k3vin k.), Friday, 17 February 2012 05:08 (twelve years ago) link

it legit grossed me out and made me feel weird, like i was gonna post it on twitter but then i was all no must not expose the world to this depravity

lag∞n, Friday, 17 February 2012 05:14 (twelve years ago) link

Oops, thought this was the "so ballet" thread.

omar leeettle (Leee), Friday, 17 February 2012 06:31 (twelve years ago) link

this may be my best thread

mod flanders (m bison), Friday, 17 February 2012 11:34 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...
one month passes...

http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/spurs/photos/091102_sandwich_1.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 17 May 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

I would like to take this moment to address one "beef" I have with Subway: his name is Jared Fogle. Jared has been a spokesman for Subway for the last 10 years after losing 245 pounds by only eating Subway subs. I heard Jared has not stayed true to his "Subway diet" in recent months. Regardless, I think I eat more subs than Jared. I challenge him on this. So Jared… you, me, sub eating contest. Anytime. Anywhere.

Sandwich Quote of the Day: Today's quote doesn't have to do with sandwiches. We were walking back to the hotel after dinner on Saturday night in Memphis and some guy went up to Ian Mahinmi and said, "Who are you? Horace Grant?" We all thought that was hilarious.

am0n, Thursday, 17 May 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

also, this run of DN's are some of my best^^^

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 01:22 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

thats kinda dope

lag∞n, Friday, 10 January 2020 23:55 (four years ago) link

Synecdoche, NJ

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 January 2020 23:59 (four years ago) link


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