Tomorrow morning when you wake up you are Lindsay Lohan.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link
tomorrow when you wake up you are next to lohan
― Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link
and she's wearing a strap-on!
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link
and a stalin-stache
― iatee, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link
l0u1s jagg3r, Professional Houseguest
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Your partner suddenly wants to explore coprophagia with you.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link
You don't know about the webcam in your bedroom.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Posting scenarios at 1am, your alarm is set at 6.
:$
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link
l0u1s jagg3r, Professional Houseguest Chef
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link
hypnoses wearing off halfway through re-enacting 2 girls 1 cup
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link
as the cup
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link
House surrounded by maneating zombie possums
― VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link
TURN BACK YOU POXY FULE
― (e_3) (Edward III), Monday, 19 July 2010 02:55 (thirteen years ago) link
you're getting old and losing your hair (or going grey)
― Mordy, Monday, 19 July 2010 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link
you're getting married...IN BED
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Monday, 19 July 2010 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link
actually that sounds relaxing, if your friends+family are down with it as well, disregard
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Monday, 19 July 2010 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link
drowning in a pool of jell-o
― the aztec mystic pizza (Stevie D), Monday, 19 July 2010 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link
uh, IN BED as in john+yoko, not while having sex
god, gotta stop drunkposting
you're drunkposting on ILX - ON TELEVISION
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Monday, 19 July 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link
you're posting to a msg board hoping strangers like u
― Mordy, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:02 (thirteen years ago) link
marrying lennon while sodomized by lenin, tv on the radio officiates
― (e_3) (Edward III), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link
friend borrows your external. He's so sorry about what happened.
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link
trotsky was right (scary for leninists)
― Mordy, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Smell something smoky on the freeway. Hey your engine's on fire.
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link
tv on the radio - ON THE TV AGAIN
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Went to work without the keys. Store won't open now.
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Pitchfork gives you 4.4. Hipster tears taste bitter, not sweet.
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link
A letter from RIAA. Go to court over Smash Mouth.
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Stalk hottie on Facebook. Accidentally press "like" button on photo.
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link
the lower east side on friday night
― max, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link
every song outlawed except shiny happy people
― rent, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link
- and the unlike button is broken!xpost
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:18 (thirteen years ago) link
(or internect connection cuts off right after)
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:19 (thirteen years ago) link
internet connection cuts off
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:20 (thirteen years ago) link
internet connection
― max, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Facebook search a girl -- now her name is your status.
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:21 (thirteen years ago) link
you connect to the internet..IN BED
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:21 (thirteen years ago) link
meet a naked family member on chatroullete
― rent, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:24 (thirteen years ago) link
oh god
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:25 (thirteen years ago) link
...and you only see their face 5 minutes in
― rent, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:26 (thirteen years ago) link
ho lee shit
― easiest lay on the White House lawn → (will), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:27 (thirteen years ago) link
week from winning the election, media discovers your ilx account
― iatee, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:31 (thirteen years ago) link
you were on chatroulette for 5 minutes with the same person
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:32 (thirteen years ago) link
your balls are alive and hate each other
― ultimate worrier (goole), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:32 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:33 (thirteen years ago) link
― Cunga, Sunday, July 18, 2010 10:21 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark
almost did this with my ex-gf
― rent, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link
whine to ILX. Hope boss don't read the Guardian.
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Let friend use computer. Explain terms found in Google cache.
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Variation: Consciousness trapped in the coffin for eternity.
good one
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:47 (thirteen years ago) link
stupid thing you did gets picked up by every paper
― rent, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:48 (thirteen years ago) link