g clooney texts found on yr gf's phone
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link
u discover u're secretly turned on by furries
― Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link
poltergeist in your home (just watching it now)
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link
You: a dog dreaming you are human. Getting fixed tomorrow.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Dogs "fixing" you!
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link
xp might consider that deal tbh
― ledge, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah dog scenario is kind of awesome
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Fully awake in a coma but unable to communicate.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Variation: Consciousness trapped in the coffin for eternity.
― Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Fully awake during general anesthetic, doc laughs at your tiny
Damn, out of words :-(
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Scientists discover that all sexual stimulation causes cancer.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link
edward scissorhands handjob
― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link
xp^ the sex drive compels forth the death drive :(
― Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Can't decide which one is the scariest:
There are other intelligent life forms out there.
The only life in the universe is on earth.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link
not putting lottery on for prison friends, numbers come up
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link
xp second one, duh
"There are other intelligent life forms out there but the gulfs are too vast to ever be crossed" is one of the most depressing scenarios imo.
― ledge, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Tomorrow morning when you wake up you are Lindsay Lohan.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link
tomorrow when you wake up you are next to lohan
― Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link
and she's wearing a strap-on!
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link
and a stalin-stache
― iatee, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link
l0u1s jagg3r, Professional Houseguest
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Your partner suddenly wants to explore coprophagia with you.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link
You don't know about the webcam in your bedroom.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Posting scenarios at 1am, your alarm is set at 6.
:$
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link
l0u1s jagg3r, Professional Houseguest Chef
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link
hypnoses wearing off halfway through re-enacting 2 girls 1 cup
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link
as the cup
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link
House surrounded by maneating zombie possums
― VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link
TURN BACK YOU POXY FULE
― (e_3) (Edward III), Monday, 19 July 2010 02:55 (thirteen years ago) link
you're getting old and losing your hair (or going grey)
― Mordy, Monday, 19 July 2010 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link
you're getting married...IN BED
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Monday, 19 July 2010 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link
actually that sounds relaxing, if your friends+family are down with it as well, disregard
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Monday, 19 July 2010 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link
drowning in a pool of jell-o
― the aztec mystic pizza (Stevie D), Monday, 19 July 2010 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link
uh, IN BED as in john+yoko, not while having sex
god, gotta stop drunkposting
you're drunkposting on ILX - ON TELEVISION
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Monday, 19 July 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link
you're posting to a msg board hoping strangers like u
― Mordy, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:02 (thirteen years ago) link
marrying lennon while sodomized by lenin, tv on the radio officiates
― (e_3) (Edward III), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link
friend borrows your external. He's so sorry about what happened.
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link
trotsky was right (scary for leninists)
― Mordy, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Smell something smoky on the freeway. Hey your engine's on fire.
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link
tv on the radio - ON THE TV AGAIN
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Went to work without the keys. Store won't open now.
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Pitchfork gives you 4.4. Hipster tears taste bitter, not sweet.
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link
A letter from RIAA. Go to court over Smash Mouth.
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Stalk hottie on Facebook. Accidentally press "like" button on photo.
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link
the lower east side on friday night
― max, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link
every song outlawed except shiny happy people
― rent, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link
- and the unlike button is broken!xpost
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:18 (thirteen years ago) link
(or internect connection cuts off right after)
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:19 (thirteen years ago) link
internet connection cuts off
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:20 (thirteen years ago) link