Tom Brady Can Suck My Dick

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Reviving this thread now just seems kind of unsportsmanlike and dickish, huh.

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Monday, 6 November 2006 05:15 (seventeen years ago) link

The universe had its revenge on Brady after last week's game against the Vikes.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 6 November 2006 05:16 (seventeen years ago) link

PWND

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 6 November 2006 13:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh Tommypaws.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 6 November 2006 13:05 (seventeen years ago) link

lol nice Brett Favre imitation :D

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL AT PATRIOUTS

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 6 November 2006 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

poor game, poor play calling, poor execution. they needed that if they were going to go far in the playoffs.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I feel pretty sorry for that fresh sod as well

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

that fresh sod will be gone at year's end.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:08 (seventeen years ago) link

lol@vinatieri :(

― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 04:50 (seventeen years ago) link

The following excerpt from "Moving the Chains: Tom Brady and the Pursuit of Everything" examines how Tom Brady is able to maintain a successful balance of humility and stardom while being one of the fiercest competitors in the NFL.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=pierce/061108&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab4pos2

― gear (gear), Thursday, 9 November 2006 02:01 (seventeen years ago) link

tough break, nigga. see u nxt wk.

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

word

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG quarterback controversy!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2662075

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 23:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, Brady's only backup until now was a guy who threw a total of 33 passes since high school?

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 01:02 (seventeen years ago) link

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP HIRING TESTAVERDE???????????????

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 04:41 (seventeen years ago) link

how old is Testaverde? it's surreal to have all players from, like, 10 years ago still in the game.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:18 (seventeen years ago) link

and by 10 years ago, I mean 20 obv.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude's older than me, and I turned 43 last week.

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 06:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Belichick is obsessed with Testeverde. I'm starting to worry about Bill a little.

― lk (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 13:56 (seventeen years ago) link

STARTING?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

On Monday, after a 17-14 loss to the New York Jets dropped the Patriots to 6-3, coach Bill Belichick was asked if Brady's throwing shoulder, the reason he's been on the list, affected him.

"I think he's been able to play in every game, so you'd have to ask him that," Belichick said of Brady,

while conveniently forgetting his own rules that prohibit players from discussing injuries with the press.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Belichick is also obsessed with taking QB's nobody wants and turning them into starters. He benched St Bernard in favor of the one and only Todd Philcox after Kosar had the gall to draw up a TD pass in the dirt and ignore the called play.

Matt Cassel was the backup for Brady!?

ok so the guy has 15 Super Bowl rings but make no mistake he sleeps outside of Testeverde's home in the bushes just to catch a glimpse of him as he retrieves his morning paper

― lk (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Matt Cassel was the backup for Brady!?

he played a lot better in preseason than the world league refugee he was up against. i was just surprised the pats only kept two qb's coming out of camp. i guess the thought was if they lost brady they were f'd in the a anyway so it wouldn't matter if they had to teach someone the plays midway through the season. but i think this says the pats are worried about his shoulder.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Although he isn't the brightest guy I would imagine Testaverde knows all the plays already.

http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/BelichickEinstein_bdd.jpg

― lk (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Belichick is also obsessed with taking QB's nobody wants and turning them into starters.

Bill Walsh also got three rings.

That's pretty much all I'll say for Belichick, he took this guy nobody thought much of and put him in a system where he could win championships. I don't think I'm the only person who would compare Brady with Montana in terms of dudes who fit their system so well it didn't matter if they were tall enough or strong enough to make scouts like them, they won super bowls anyway.

It's the Pats new WRs and -flashback- better pass rushing in the league overall that are taking them inexorably out of contention. IMO.

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I would be interested to see what Montana could do with Reche Caldwell et al.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm obviously biased but i'd be more interested in seeing what brady could do with taylor and rice.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

haha "st bernard"

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I assumed Brady's shoulder was just made-up by BB to fuck w/the injury report some more, but if it's for real I guess it would explain why he sucks so much right now. their lack of a passrush is killing them though, yeah - amazing run D, but the front 3 isn't getting thru to the QB (seau is a great blitzer but sux in coverage, same story for vrabel and rosy), I mean Jake Plummer had one of his best games against them FFS.

― get yr coat luv uve jes bin pulld (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 16 November 2006 00:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i wonder if testaverde gets a flutie-style sendoff at the end of the season

― get yr coat luv uve jes bin pulld (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 16 November 2006 00:53 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL!! Finally the Football Gods are their taking revenge on Bill for what he did to the Browns.

― Ice Cream Electric (Ice Cream Electric), Thursday, 16 November 2006 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha Jake Plummer why u the epitome of terrible.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 03:31 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=10113

or he can suck a-rod's dick instead lol!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 2 October 2008 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link

oh WithLeatherpaws

― David R., Thursday, 2 October 2008 22:23 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I dunno why this took me literally years to figure out but Tom Brady is actually Drimble Wedge. Of Drimble Wedge and The Vegetations.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 04:00 (fifteen years ago) link

did the OP get edited? i dont remember that thing about his voter registration

― ಥ﹏ಥ (cankles), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 04:22 (fifteen years ago) link

I have my sympathies with registering unaffiliated in fact..

― claudia schefter (daria-g), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 04:26 (fifteen years ago) link

what are you talking about

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link

ayo schef

Sunday, October 19, 2008 6:23 PM Site and what has been permanently banned from I Love NFL.
Sunday, October 19, 2008 6:23 PM Site and what has been permanently banned from I Love NFL.

what's goin on wit this

― ಥ﹏ಥ (cankles), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link

no interest in allowing someone coming onto the board posting things that have nothing to do with the threads at hand just to be a shit? i'm not the mod that was deleting his posts.

also fucking e-mail me/other mods privately from this point on on this subject because that has fuck all to do with this thread. only warning!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 18:48 (fifteen years ago) link

also WAHT are you two talkin about seriously

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 18:49 (fifteen years ago) link

thirteen years pass...

rip

― mookieproof, Saturday, 29 January 2022 19:42 (two years ago) link

times sure change

― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 30 January 2022 20:03 (two years ago) link

Had to retire to give the other guys a chance.

― TO BE A JAZZ SINGER YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO SCAT (Jazzbo), Saturday, 5 February 2022 00:33 (two years ago) link

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