Joseph Stalin having butt sex with your mom (without lube)
― Michael B, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link
World Cup Final 2010 : Netherlands vs Spain - Netherlands wins.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link
England wins World Cup
― iatee, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link
trapped in a commercial airplane, over the ocean, careening downwards.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link
ew.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Joseph Stalin having butt sex with your dad (with lube)
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link
sandpapered to death while being sprayed with vinegar.
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Everyone on ILX has you kill-filed but you don't know
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link
i would be relieved if that was the case.
― my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link
That's not far from Geir's reality, right?
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link
drowning in spunk :(
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link
― iatee, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link
iatee is a dweeb! (snoball LOLs knowing that iatee will never see that BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link
lol i see what you did there ^
xpost
― my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Spiders fall on your face.
― ô_o (Nicole), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Horror story about itching makes you think about itching, itchy.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link
locked in a room with captain lorax
― i think i'm baby peach, larry koopa (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link
centipedes! in my vagina!
― my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link
National Endowment for the Arts chairman Larry the Cable Guy
― litel, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link
spiders as big as cats, on fire, jumping at you.
― ledge, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Democratic president gets elected, Republicans vote against EVERYTHING he proposes.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link
youre sentence: life in prison, but youre not guilty.
― Zeno, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link
sunscreen lotion eats away your skin
― Sara R-C, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Pitchfork Music Festival 2010
― I’ll put you in a f *ckin Weingarten you c*nt! (history mayne), Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Garth Brooks records "A Chris Gaines Tribute to Barton Fink"
― litel, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Human centipedes! In my vagina!
― emil.y, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Night. Returning home to your empty house, lights are on.
― Born too beguiled (DavidM), Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link
entire pub stops talking, looks at you. door bolted.
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link
"poppage"
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link
captured by terrorists and given orange jumpsuit :(
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link
captured by bubbies and given orange juice :)
― Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link
alone; you hear breathing
― plax (ico), Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link
A sound. There's something moving about in the attic.
― Born too beguiled (DavidM), Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link
you were never cool, you were always your parents
― Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link
You lift the toilet seat. Out leaps a sodden rat.
― Aimless, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link
:O
― could be a bad day for (Abbott), Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^this, also the suncream one
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link
the calls were coming from inside the house
― dyao, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:41 (thirteen years ago) link
. . . from mel gibson
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:41 (thirteen years ago) link
getting trapped caving and losing the rest of the party
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:44 (thirteen years ago) link
The one you love most has a terrible smell.
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link
your laziness with the dentist means you're going to lose your teeth
― Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link
your laziness with the rules of the thread disqualifies you
― dyao, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link
needs to go on the "invent a terrifying scenario in 12 words or less"!
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link
i tried editing, but gave up half-way thru
― Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link
no matter what you post to WS this comes up
http://www.irvinehousingblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/ugly3_lg.gif
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link
dentist laziness: you're going to lose all your teeth.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link
not that hard
. . . with no anesthetic.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link
A.I. Generates EDM waltz music, floods all steaming platforms globally
― Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Friday, 8 March 2024 18:19 (one month ago) link
(a i is two words)
― koogs, Friday, 8 March 2024 20:06 (one month ago) link
turns out COVID causes early dementia
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Friday, 8 March 2024 20:08 (one month ago) link