im not in the habit of anticipating movies but i am anticipating sofia coppola's somewhere starring steven dorff, hotel rooms and dreamy retro pop music

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"ugh. 'comfort food'"

loving the morbs.

scott seward, Saturday, 17 July 2010 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

xp scruffbag actor's life is thrown into turmoil when ex-wife dumps child on him

Which is sort of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbhrz1-4hN4

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Saturday, 17 July 2010 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Stephen Dorff's Britney video looked better than this.

ô_o (Nicole), Saturday, 17 July 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

hate the dorff.

scott seward, Saturday, 17 July 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, the trailer for this looks pretty terrible, but I believe in Sofia so willing to give it a chance (or wait cautiously for reviews)

Mordy, Saturday, 17 July 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

why do people feel the need to make something out of the dorff? is there an actor shortage? give some unknown a chance to make me cringe.

scott seward, Saturday, 17 July 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

based on the trailer, I assume she's fucking the head Stroke?

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Saturday, 17 July 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

trying to form an opinion about this is difficult

calstars, Saturday, 17 July 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

lol at the dorff. he kinda looks like an old "old luke perry"

sonderangerbot, Saturday, 17 July 2010 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link

or young Dennis Wilson

calstars, Saturday, 17 July 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Really don't understand how he gets cast in anything.

ô_o (Nicole), Saturday, 17 July 2010 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link

based on the trailer, I assume she's fucking the head Stroke?

― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Saturday, July 17, 2010 2:46 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark

right because there's no way a woman would base her choice of soundtrack music on anything else

al-goreda (s1ocki), Saturday, 17 July 2010 19:02 (thirteen years ago) link

cap'n save a coppola

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Saturday, 17 July 2010 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link

no just calling out 'funny' misogyny that's really too stupid to call out in the first place.

what if "middlebrow" is pubes? (Matt P), Saturday, 17 July 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

hated MA so much that I can't picture this being any good.

Simon H., Saturday, 17 July 2010 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

shes w the phoenix guy iirc

just sayin, Saturday, 17 July 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link

(who is also on the soundtrack)

Because it's misogyny, not that Coppola has never done anything in her life that didn't involve and revolve around her life and her family/friends.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Saturday, 17 July 2010 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link

yes well i for one am glad you're here to assume and speculate about it.

what if "middlebrow" is pubes? (Matt P), Saturday, 17 July 2010 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link

happy to oblige

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Saturday, 17 July 2010 20:23 (thirteen years ago) link

just wish she would make a sci fi r something

plax (ico), Saturday, 17 July 2010 21:41 (thirteen years ago) link

she makes rich people sci fi.

scott seward, Saturday, 17 July 2010 21:43 (thirteen years ago) link

try and make that work

plax (ico), Saturday, 17 July 2010 21:44 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

p underwhelming reviews 4 this

i am legernd (history mayne), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 13:01 (thirteen years ago) link

ya

snrub-n-tug (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 13:24 (thirteen years ago) link

srsly weak premise for a film

no time for the prussian death cult (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

YOURE a seriously weak premise for a film.

snrub-n-tug (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link

just wish she would make a sci fi r something

― plax (ico), Saturday, 17 July 2010 22:41 (1 month ago)

this could be interesting

no time for the prussian death cult (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link

YOU could be interesting!

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

am0n, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link

ha

lil hat tip for omar

no time for the prussian death cult (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link

it won the Golden Lion.

a cankle of rads (Gukbe), Saturday, 11 September 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, it looks lie a bucnh of cliches

it does. but done well, these are the types of cliches that get to me. and while i assume it's all emotionally manipulative, sophia coppala's no hack, and i think she'll handle this well.

based on the trailer alone, i want to see this.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 11 September 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I still can't get over casting Dorff.

(¬_¬) (Nicole), Saturday, 11 September 2010 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^^ lol srsly

swagula (Lamp), Saturday, 11 September 2010 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link

s.cop should probably just make trailers imo

swagula (Lamp), Saturday, 11 September 2010 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link

1`i know the name steven dorff, but i can't recall what he's been in before this.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 11 September 2010 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link

The first Blade movie and Britney's most wtf video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YzabSdk7ZA&ob=av2e

(¬_¬) (Nicole), Saturday, 11 September 2010 21:54 (thirteen years ago) link

the only reason this movie won the venice film festival (if the underwhelming reviews are correct, and i believe they are) is Tarantino's previous friendship with Coppola.

see also: giving the Cannes prize to Micahel Moore for his less than mediocre film back then..

Zeno, Saturday, 11 September 2010 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Tarantino accused of favouritism

a cankle of rads (Gukbe), Sunday, 12 September 2010 13:37 (thirteen years ago) link

so i wasnt the only one who thought about it..

Zeno, Sunday, 12 September 2010 13:47 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

this is pretty disappointing. she's making overtures towards slower cinema & uses music diegetically and much more interestingly, but it's pretty underwhelming, straightforward, one note. think a lot of the criticism will focus around her syndication of themes she already explored in LIT -- superficiality of celebrity and ludicrousness of other cultures when unsubtitled

inimitable bowel syndrome (schlump), Friday, 29 October 2010 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link

it's okay, though.

inimitable bowel syndrome (schlump), Friday, 29 October 2010 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link

im anticipating this sucking

― ultra nate dogg (history mayne), Wednesday, June 23, 2010 11:06 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark

by another name (amateurist), Friday, 29 October 2010 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm guessing Dorff will never surpass his performance as Candy Darling

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 October 2010 20:22 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

dud dud dud dud dud dud dud dud

Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Monday, 22 November 2010 07:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Never thought I'd look back with fondness on Marie Antoinette but there we are.

Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Monday, 22 November 2010 07:09 (thirteen years ago) link

One ILX-baiting scene involves two strippers doing a tennis-themed number on hotel room tension poles to "1 Thing."

Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Monday, 22 November 2010 07:16 (thirteen years ago) link

suddenly, getting a copy of this in the mail feels less special.

I hated Antoinette, a lot.

Simon H., Monday, 22 November 2010 07:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Dunst then Dorff, wtf.

vandergaarfield generator (rip van wanko), Monday, 22 November 2010 13:14 (thirteen years ago) link

First tough rule of for your consideration screeners: many of them are, once you set aside the buzz, crap.

Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Monday, 22 November 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

nah virgin suicides is a great movie, but so is marie antoinette. i think i am right when i say that.

plax (ico), Monday, 3 January 2011 13:03 (thirteen years ago) link

key: The Virgin Suicides' dialogue and plot is faithfully transcribed from Jeffrey Eugenides.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 January 2011 13:27 (thirteen years ago) link

i never read the virgin suicides but neither of those but dialogue was def. not what made Middlesex a kickass book

plax (ico), Monday, 3 January 2011 13:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I just rewatched VS and now I'm sure it's my fave S. Coppola by quite a bit. Only bit of dialogue that irked me at all was the too on-the-nose "you've never been a 13-year-old girl" right at the beginning. The last time I saw it I would have been around 14 or so, and I think I probably resented the way the movie nailed certain things about adolescent behavior.

Simon H., Monday, 3 January 2011 13:38 (thirteen years ago) link

I love Marie Antoinette.

THX THO... (Nicole), Monday, 3 January 2011 13:38 (thirteen years ago) link

"you've never been a 13-year-old girl"

i love that bit

vs is a rly nice film

max bro'd (nakhchivan), Monday, 3 January 2011 13:43 (thirteen years ago) link

"A bit too on the nose" describes a lot of what is wrong with her films.

I can take a youtube that's seldom seen, flip it, now it's a meme (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 January 2011 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

nah virgin suicides is a great movie, but so is marie antoinette. i think i am right when i say that.

you are, 100% right

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 3 January 2011 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link

VS soundtrack is the best AIR album too. i still listen to it all the time.

gr8080, Monday, 3 January 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link

So do I, it is a great album/soundtrack.

not the sort of person who would wind up in a landfill (Nicole), Monday, 3 January 2011 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link

very much anticipating this movie

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 3 January 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

wait is it true that you hear all of gwen stefani's "cool" in this? because that's awesome

maybe i'm just gay (Tape Store), Friday, 7 January 2011 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

It's not particularly awesome. It's a long scene featuring Elle Fanning doing an ice skating routine, intercut with her father going from bored-on-his-blackberry to coolly-epiphanic-about-his-daughter's-heretofore-unappreciated-talent. It's a couple of long takes. I guess I didn't notice it being creepy, as mentioned above, but it wouldn't surprise me.

Not sure what she was going for with the soundtrack on this one either.

I remember reading some appropriately ponderous quote from the Phoenix guy saying they wanted the soundtrack to sound "like a Ferrari driving through L.A. at night time" or something like that.

She Got the Shakes, Friday, 7 January 2011 11:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Just heard a clip of an interview with her where she says something like "I liked the image of him going to this track in the middle of nowhere with his ferrari because it was a good way to visually set up his life -- going around in circles," and it's like JESUS as if it wasn't heavy-handed enough in the film you have to spell it out for us.

hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Sunday, 9 January 2011 16:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Drama introduces tension and then does something interesting with it -- that's the fun part. And that's also the part missing from this movie.

calstars, Friday, 14 January 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I liked it. Not The Virgin Suicides, not Lost in Translation, but good. And among my music-lovin' favourites, I feel better about Coppola right now than I do about either of the two Andersons, and I also liked Somewhere better than Greenberg (Baumbach's the fourth I place in that group). I'm all of a sudden in the market for a Black Flag T-shirt.

clemenza, Saturday, 22 January 2011 01:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Reminded me of Brown Bunny sometimes, other times La Dolce Vita. As good as I expected, after hearing all those tired old complaints about nothing happening --not that I couldn't have been wrong. I don't think anyone could decide to hold that shot of Steve plaster-head for so long without knowing full well that it'd make a lot of people gnash their teeth and call it arty (whatever that means).

B'wana Beast, Friday, 28 January 2011 22:59 (thirteen years ago) link

this was actually p good!

ice cr?m, Friday, 28 January 2011 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link

icey likes twin poledancers movie upset

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 29 January 2011 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Dorff was way too flat and empty even for a character who was supposed to be flat and empty, and didn't come off as a strikingly good-looking leading man type who could be a star as big as he was supposed to be while completely lacking substance

idk i liked this element that theres absolutely nothing special abt him

johnny crunch, Saturday, 29 January 2011 01:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I remember reading some appropriately ponderous quote from the Phoenix guy saying they wanted the soundtrack to sound "like a Ferrari driving through L.A. at night time" or something like that.

― She Got the Shakes, Friday, January 7, 2011 11:16 AM (3 weeks ago)

uh arent soundtracks supposed to be ~evocative~ seems like in this context there is nothing ponderous about this at all

plax (ico), Saturday, 29 January 2011 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link

i liked this....could watch dozens of movies w/ people driving around california/nevada in a turquoise&pink washed out business class chillwave colourset, somnolent drifting with occasional disquieting moments

brown bunny was probably my favourite us indie of the last decade

dorff was alright, fanning boringly precocious etc, lolled when reminded of those ppl saying how lost in translation was 'so much more poignant' because unconsummated

the previous centuries were full of elegant cultural products depicting desiccated/artifical courtly life...shibuku/velazquez/mozart etc....it doesn't necessarily seem reprehensible that one hwood boutique director turns the camera on themselves

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 February 2011 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

So was the soundtrack to this ever actually released?

for real molars who ain't got no fillings (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

this was hardly as bad as reviews and word of mouth made it seems. yeah she seems to like to make movies about bored rich people. but it looked good and elle fanning was great. it was hardly 'without a story' as Id read; if anything it was too deliberate and predictable. but I thought it was fine. not great, but you know, it was ok.

akm, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 01:48 (thirteen years ago) link

the scene with the rubber mold on his head was the best

akm, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The biggest thing that bothered me about this movie is that I could never figure out what level of a movie star he is. Feted in Italy for his movies with Meryl Streep, Sharon Stone, and Al Pacino -- but I don't get the impression that he's like Brad Pitt-famous or anything.

jaymc, Saturday, 21 May 2011 04:26 (twelve years ago) link

I guess I didn't notice it being creepy, as mentioned above, but it wouldn't surprise me.

The skating routine wouldn't be creepy except for the fact that it comes not long after two other long scenes in which dude passively, distractedly gazes upon slender long-legged young women in short skirts moving about in a stylized, choreographed fashion.

jaymc, Saturday, 21 May 2011 04:30 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

The only good part of this was the replication of Italian tv, and the tagline for his movie, "HOW FAR WOULD YOU DO?" Other than that, dud.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 22 July 2011 05:12 (twelve years ago) link

six months pass...

i liked this....could watch dozens of movies w/ people driving around california/nevada in a turquoise&pink washed out business class chillwave colourset, somnolent drifting with occasional disquieting moments

3 Women?

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 February 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

The only good part of this was the replication of Italian tv

S Coppola really thinks foreigners are weird eh?

Number None, Friday, 10 February 2012 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

eight years pass...

this thread is a great compendium of terrible ilx film criticism but the best part has to be all the people who have never met an 11-year old and think that the elle fanning character is "precocious"

call all destroyer, Monday, 26 October 2020 03:04 (three years ago) link


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