Do you have a name for your genitals and/or boobs? If so, what is it?

Wank Hilliams.

when i worked at the women's clinic, i had a list pinned to my office wall of the funniest names for girl parts that i heard from our clients. the girl who called her vagina Yoda took first place. Gross.

p.s. i haven't named my parts, fwiw

I guess Yoda is better than Dagobah.

Or Sarlacc Pit.

Jabba the Hutt

C3-pee-oh

Princess Lay-er

Mynock-ers

these things right here

Mr. Roper

YODA!!!!

maybe i've read too much Victorian social history, but Yoda as name for female genitalia makes me think of wandering womb syndrome (was that what it was called)?

Didn't they just call it hysteria?

The history of hysteria can be traced to ancient times; in ancient Greece it was described in the gynecological treatises of the Hippocratic corpus, which date from the 5th and 4th centuries BCE. Plato's dialogue Timaeus tells of the uterus wandering throughout a woman’s body, strangling the victim as it reaches the chest and causing disease. This theory is the source of the name, which stems from the Greek word for uterus, hystera (ὑστέρα).

^^ right, anyway, that's what Yoda vagina reminds me of

Did Yoda do a lot of wandering?

he levitates and floats around, right?

Maybe a better allegory would be if your uterus was Harry Dean Stanton in "Paris, Texas".

I don't remember Yoda levitating.

He can levitate a spaceship, but original canonical swampy Yoda did no levitating himself.

Somewhere there is a guy who refers to his penis as 'Count Dooku'.

prequel trilogy, guys; Yoda flips the fuck out when fighting Count Dooku

Anyway, you gotta love the fact that we now have two simultaneous threads on ILTMI where we're discussing Star Wars and genitals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lig40TzCZJQ

btw this thread has made me imagine what it would be like if sex was like this, with the penis playing the part of Count Dooku and the vagina playing the part of Yoda, and now I really hate each and every one of you

goooood....goooood...let the hate wash over you. GIVE yourself to the dark side...

remove bookmark from thread

Someone should invent a trouser zipper that makes the sound of a lightsaber igniting when unzipped. Would make a fortune on ThinkG33k.

Ok one time I was having sex with a guy who was wearing a black condom, and he sang the Imperial March song as he inserted his dick.

has that caused ILTMI to stop working or

should have told him "aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" xp

Sex kinda ended there for a few minutes bcz I was lolling too hard. This is a cherished memory.

that is showstopping material

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/spaceballs_large_13.jpg
"Your helmet is so big!"

okay holy massive lol, Abbott

Perhaps not the most erotic thing to do in bed but I can see why it's a cherished lol memory

anything you can post a Rick Moranis jpg about is definitely not going to qualify as "the most erotic thing to do in bed"

says you!

this is an assertion worthy of scientific exploration tbh

I just have a life-long crush on Mr. Moranis so he's not some emblem of boner-killer for me.

There was a real panic point age about 8 when I thought I was going to grow up to look like Rick Moranis.

Ok one time I was having sex with a guy who was wearing a black condom, and he sang the Imperial March song as he inserted his dick.

Lifestyles "Tuxedos" I bet. They're black and slightly tapered. Not a bad fit, though not as good as the Planned Parenthood condoms.

Ok one time I was having sex with a guy who was wearing a black condom, and he sang the Imperial March song as he inserted his dick.

~omg~

anything you can post a Rick Moranis jpg about is definitely not going to qualify as "the most erotic thing to do in bed"

Hottest Disney male.

three people voted for him - tied with Brendan Fraser the star of Furry Vengeance - your point is?

That you shouldn't make such blanket statements, when some people clearly find Rick Moranis erotic.

Three people do, anyway. These are likely the same people that find Woody Allen sexy. In fact, finding Rick Moranis sexy might just be psychic backwash from finding Woody Allen sexy.

well, just looking at the poll results, that doesn't mean that those three people find Rick Moranis sexy - just sexi-er than the other choices - and you have no way of knowing if those weren't joke votes.

Wait, sarahel, you try to accuse three people of having questionable taste for voting for the star of something called "Furry Vengeance," when three people voted for fucking Robin Hood, the fox that is responsible for ~30% of furry fetishes?

Abbott - i am not seriously accusing anyone of anything - i think this is a funny topic to explore.

Can we be shown weirdos + Mike Love?