Heavy D and the Boyz.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Herman's Head
― gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Thursday, 15 July 2010 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Heavy D and the Boyz
Brilliant.
― kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link
stand and deliver
― sarahel, Friday, 16 July 2010 03:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Lou "Diamond" Phillips
― kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link
i was thinking Adam & the Ants, myself
― sarahel, Friday, 16 July 2010 03:33 (thirteen years ago) link
too itchy.
― kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Cousin Larry
― lowwave (S-), Friday, 16 July 2010 04:09 (thirteen years ago) link
the punisher
― the dolly doctor movement (electricsound), Friday, 16 July 2010 04:11 (thirteen years ago) link
I bet you say that to all the girls, you silver-tongued devil you.
― kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 08:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Mike Hock
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 16 July 2010 09:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Derek Acorah
― Craigo Boingo, Friday, 16 July 2010 10:51 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't get that one.
― kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 11:09 (thirteen years ago) link
only a medium?
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Friday, 16 July 2010 11:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Your genitals are possessed by spirits? It's enough to give you the willies...
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 16 July 2010 11:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh you wish.
― kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 11:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Wank Hilliams.
― gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Friday, 16 July 2010 15:51 (thirteen years ago) link
when i worked at the women's clinic, i had a list pinned to my office wall of the funniest names for girl parts that i heard from our clients. the girl who called her vagina Yoda took first place. Gross.
― Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Friday, 16 July 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link
p.s. i haven't named my parts, fwiw
I guess Yoda is better than Dagobah.
― kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Or Sarlacc Pit.
― Tuomas, Friday, 16 July 2010 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Jabba the Hutt
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 16 July 2010 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link
C3-pee-oh
Princess Lay-er
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 16 July 2010 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Mynock-ers
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 16 July 2010 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link
these things right here
― peacocks, Friday, 16 July 2010 16:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Mr. Roper
― gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Friday, 16 July 2010 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link
YODA!!!!
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 16 July 2010 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe i've read too much Victorian social history, but Yoda as name for female genitalia makes me think of wandering womb syndrome (was that what it was called)?
― sarahel, Friday, 16 July 2010 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Didn't they just call it hysteria?
― Tuomas, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link
The history of hysteria can be traced to ancient times; in ancient Greece it was described in the gynecological treatises of the Hippocratic corpus, which date from the 5th and 4th centuries BCE. Plato's dialogue Timaeus tells of the uterus wandering throughout a woman’s body, strangling the victim as it reaches the chest and causing disease. This theory is the source of the name, which stems from the Greek word for uterus, hystera (ὑστέρα).
^^ right, anyway, that's what Yoda vagina reminds me of
― sarahel, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Did Yoda do a lot of wandering?
― kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link
he levitates and floats around, right?
― sarahel, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Maybe a better allegory would be if your uterus was Harry Dean Stanton in "Paris, Texas".
― kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't remember Yoda levitating.
― Tuomas, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link
He can levitate a spaceship, but original canonical swampy Yoda did no levitating himself.
― kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Somewhere there is a guy who refers to his penis as 'Count Dooku'.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 16 July 2010 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link
prequel trilogy, guys; Yoda flips the fuck out when fighting Count Dooku
― HI DERE, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Anyway, you gotta love the fact that we now have two simultaneous threads on ILTMI where we're discussing Star Wars and genitals.
― Tuomas, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lig40TzCZJQ
btw this thread has made me imagine what it would be like if sex was like this, with the penis playing the part of Count Dooku and the vagina playing the part of Yoda, and now I really hate each and every one of you
― HI DERE, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link
goooood....goooood...let the hate wash over you. GIVE yourself to the dark side...
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Friday, 16 July 2010 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link
remove bookmark from thread
― sarahel, Friday, 16 July 2010 20:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Someone should invent a trouser zipper that makes the sound of a lightsaber igniting when unzipped. Would make a fortune on ThinkG33k.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 16 July 2010 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Ok one time I was having sex with a guy who was wearing a black condom, and he sang the Imperial March song as he inserted his dick.
― could be a bad day for (Abbott), Friday, 16 July 2010 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link
has that caused ILTMI to stop working or
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Saturday, 17 July 2010 00:19 (thirteen years ago) link
should have told him "aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" xp
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Saturday, 17 July 2010 00:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Sex kinda ended there for a few minutes bcz I was lolling too hard. This is a cherished memory.
― could be a bad day for (Abbott), Saturday, 17 July 2010 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link
that is showstopping material
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 July 2010 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/spaceballs_large_13.jpg"Your helmet is so big!"
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link
okay holy massive lol, Abbott
― he does NOT have the training (HI DERE), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Perhaps not the most erotic thing to do in bed but I can see why it's a cherished lol memory
― Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link
anything you can post a Rick Moranis jpg about is definitely not going to qualify as "the most erotic thing to do in bed"
― sarahel, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link
says you!
― could be a bad day for (Abbott), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link
this is an assertion worthy of scientific exploration tbh
― sarahel, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link
I just have a life-long crush on Mr. Moranis so he's not some emblem of boner-killer for me.
― could be a bad day for (Abbott), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link
There was a real panic point age about 8 when I thought I was going to grow up to look like Rick Moranis.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Lifestyles "Tuxedos" I bet. They're black and slightly tapered. Not a bad fit, though not as good as the Planned Parenthood condoms.
― kenan, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 02:48 (thirteen years ago) link
~omg~
― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 02:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Hottest Disney male.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 05:53 (thirteen years ago) link
three people voted for him - tied with Brendan Fraser the star of Furry Vengeance - your point is?
― sarahel, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 06:53 (thirteen years ago) link
That you shouldn't make such blanket statements, when some people clearly find Rick Moranis erotic.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 06:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Three people do, anyway. These are likely the same people that find Woody Allen sexy. In fact, finding Rick Moranis sexy might just be psychic backwash from finding Woody Allen sexy.
― kenan, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 08:47 (thirteen years ago) link
well, just looking at the poll results, that doesn't mean that those three people find Rick Moranis sexy - just sexi-er than the other choices - and you have no way of knowing if those weren't joke votes.
― sarahel, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Wait, sarahel, you try to accuse three people of having questionable taste for voting for the star of something called "Furry Vengeance," when three people voted for fucking Robin Hood, the fox that is responsible for ~30% of furry fetishes?
― could be a bad day for (Abbott), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Abbott - i am not seriously accusing anyone of anything - i think this is a funny topic to explore.
― sarahel, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Can we be shown weirdos + Mike Love?
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Monday, 19 October 2020 23:19 (three years ago) link