Od's Blood! Hath ILE no thread for anticipation of Kenneth Branagh's THOR? Verily?

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was Thor's winged helmet deemed too gay or waht

Major Lolzer (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

this looks like it's based on Marvel Ultimate Thor rather than classic Marvel 616 Thor

god why do I know these things

Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link

xp He doesn't wear it inside!

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I see Hulk Hogan is back on the steroids.

ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

really missed a trick not casting Kevin McKidd

orakle-krake (Gukbe), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

why does that statue of Thor include Capt America's shield...?

Major Lolzer (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Ultimate Thor is this dude who may be the son of Odin and may actually be completely insane. IIRC, at one point he beats up both Iron Man and Captain America.

Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link

for some reason i'd got the idea idris elba was playing thor

thomp, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

"We came to feel that in our case 3-D could be the very good friend of story and character for a different kind of experience,which way the wind was blowing," Branagh said, taking a break from post-production.

les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I wouldn't say Surtur is "too obscure", he's the main villain in the best known Thor story arc there is. He isn't any more obscure than Dr. Octopus or whoever the villains in the the two Iron Man movies were.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd say Enchantress would make a lot more sense

Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I wouldn't say Surtur is "too obscure", he's the main villain in the best known Thor story arc there is

lol Tuomas - anybody who's never read a Thor comic has no idea who Surtur is. Loki is at least a more commonly known mythological figure and also traditional Thor's arch nemesis.

Major Lolzer (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link

In related news, the new Incredible Hulk to be...

http://www.deadline.com/2010/07/mark-ruffalo-in-late-stage-talks-to-be-marvels-new-hulk-in-the-avengers/

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

haha waht

Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought he was dead

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link

I wouldn't say Surtur is "too obscure", he's the main villain in the best known Thor story arc there is

lol Tuomas - anybody who's never read a Thor comic has no idea who Surtur is.

Well yeah, but the same applied to almost all superhero villains (except maybe The Joker and Lex Luthor) before they appeared in movies.

And Loki is more than just "traditional Thor's arch nemesis". He's the trickster god, in Norse mythology he sometimes sides with the Æsir, and sometimes goes against them. Marvel changed him into a more pure villain, though I liked how Simonson handled him in the Surtur saga: we see him both scheming against Thor and taking his side in the battle with Surtur. IMO that's much more in line with the traditional depiction of Loki.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Well yeah, but the same applied to almost all superhero villains

most of Spiderman's rouge's gallery has appeared in every Saturday morning cartoon about him; you could actually argue because of this that, while Green Goblin is his traditional nemesis from a storyline standpoint, Doctor Octopus is the villain most people would associate with him

Hot Tub Fellatio Machine (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

lolwut

ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe if it was an inverse-Hulk, where some huge dude got hit by radiation and now whenever he gets angry, he becomes really skinny and frail

Hot Tub Fellatio Machine (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link

oh man plz plz plz give it to the Ruff

hough I liked how Simonson handled him in the Surtur saga: we see him both scheming against Thor and taking his side in the battle with Surtur. IMO that's much more in line with the traditional depiction of Loki.

this is more in line with Kirby's depiction actually

Major Lolzer (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I am seriously struggling to avoid actual LOLs here:

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef013485894ab0970c-600wi

Here's a first-look image of the majestic throne of Odin (Anthony Hopkins) in the city of Asgard, where Thor (Chris Hemsworth) kneels before his father in the 2011 film from Disney's Marvel Studios and Paramount Pictures.

...

I talked to "Thor" director Kenneth Branagh not long ago and he was genuinely excited about his first trip to Comic-Con and the chance to stand up into front of the Hall H audience as part of the Marvel program. "Because of what I've heard, I can't wait... the celebration and the incredible energy and enthusiasm and knowledge and passion for everything that goes on there. I'm excited to be part of that and I feel privileged to be able to go and take look. I'm keen to see that passion and enthusiasm."

With tongue-in-cheek -- at least I think it was tongue-in-cheek -- Feige said he might hit the stage with a sartorial nod to the Con's cosplay traditions. "I'm looking forward to seeing how people are dressed... Kevin and I are not prepared to reveal what costume we'll be wearing but obviously I've insisted that we all must wear one."

Help.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 July 2010 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyway, nice to know that Asgard can be found on the Strip near the Bellagio.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 July 2010 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link

color scheme is all wrong

Major Lolzer (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 19 July 2010 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, great shoulder pads there.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 July 2010 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link

why does this whole thing look like a Met opera

HI DERE, Monday, 19 July 2010 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link

As a friend of mine just said: "Daaaaamn. I bet they have low riders in the carriage area, too."

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 July 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link

And yet another:

http://www-deadline-com.vimg.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/thor11-1024x682.jpg

Maybe the whole movie's set there.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Trying to get the steampunk kids in with all that burnished brass.

could be a bad day for (Abbott), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Punishingly long and boring trailer that pretty much confirms all my worst fears.
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2010/07/29/comic-con-trailer-for-thor/

Number None, Thursday, 29 July 2010 13:11 (thirteen years ago) link

veering a little too close to Chronicles of Riddick for comfort.

orakle-krake (Gukbe), Thursday, 29 July 2010 13:24 (thirteen years ago) link

That doesn't look as bad as I thought, tbh. Though the Asgardian design still sucks: they should be rugged Vikings, not poncey faux Romans.

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 July 2010 13:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I understand why they chose Branaugh, but I don't trust him.

orakle-krake (Gukbe), Thursday, 29 July 2010 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link

and nothing about that trailer has swayed me.

orakle-krake (Gukbe), Thursday, 29 July 2010 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I liked the music - it's a bit Electralane-y and then a bit Metallica-esque and then it's kind of late Led Zep.

i find music confusing and annoying (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 29 July 2010 23:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I couldn't even make it through the whole trailer

squandered opportunity, this one

Master of the Manly Ballad (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 29 July 2010 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Not what I would call successful viral marketing:

http://westport.patch.com/articles/man-robs-subway-with-hammer

Ned Raggett, Friday, 24 September 2010 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

ah.

cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link

man 2011 is gonna be a sucky year to be a superhero

da croupier, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link

then again maybe hollywood has its shit together enough that they can promo-bluster this and Green Lantern to "underwhelming" numbers rather than "turkey" numbers

da croupier, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link

This is weird. Guy spends an awful lot of time insisting that his racist website isn't racist.

http://boycott-thor.com/

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link

is your baby racist?

cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link

lol was just gonna post that. that got talked about on ilx somewhere, one of the politics threads

goole, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link

this is one of those movies where pretty much all signs point to it being terrible yet I can't help but be intrigued by it

peter in montreal, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

hopkins should wear the lecter mask.

cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 20:05 (thirteen years ago) link

if this sucks and the hulk/s sucked how will The Anengers.. NOT suck? i'm already complete;y baffled by The Avengers' whole concept as a film.

piscesx, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 20:12 (thirteen years ago) link

*The Avengers.

piscesx, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link

So basically they lucked into a massive hit with Iron Man, and then decided spend kajillions to make a Kenneth Branagh film and a World War II actioner with Chris Evans before bringing Mark Ruffalo and Jeremy Renner onto the team for a blowout to end all blowouts directed by JOSS WHEDON

da croupier, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 20:22 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Aaaaaand the inevitable ripoff by Asylum Films. Starring Richard Grieco (!) as Loki (!!!).

Paul McCartney and Whigs (Phil D.), Friday, 22 April 2011 14:02 (thirteen years ago) link

especially when their Thor copycat has the Norse god running down the street wielding an Uzi

It's like SuckerPunch but better.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 April 2011 14:11 (thirteen years ago) link

I love the first Thor. To me it is a very well-working mix between sword-and-sorcery fantasy & contemporary MCU real-world stuff. I find Loki done particularly well, I also think the Warriors Three and Lady Sif are nicely distinguished enriching extras.

I remember hoping to love the second Thor as much but coming out of the cinema quite disappointed. However, when I rewatched it later, I enjoyed it immensely.

I personally don't think any of the MCU movies has been below average-to-good. My least favourite has always been Iron Man II as well, but I thought it was enjoyable enough. It has been a while since the last time I watched it, I wonder if I like it better now as with The Dark World.

Valentijn, Monday, 19 July 2021 11:48 (two years ago) link

I personally don't think any of the MCU movies has been below average-to-good.


Would agree with this. Even the worst among them are still pretty good and (re)watchable. Like pizza.

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 July 2021 11:56 (two years ago) link

Thor 2 had the business with the portals at the end, which was quite fun for an MCU boss battle

otherwise pretty worthless iirc

Number None, Monday, 19 July 2021 13:04 (two years ago) link

Except that Thor himself is more fun, too, and Darcy is a funny character as well.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 July 2021 13:12 (two years ago) link

ragnarok used hemsworth so perfectly that it made you wonder why it took so long for the creative team to realize that thor should be a total goofball. ragnarok and infinity war did a good job of indulging in that side of him while also remembering why he's a noble hammer-wielding hero. endgame went a little too far in the goofy direction, imo, tho who wouldn't want to sit around and play video games all day with korg.

bart harley-jarvis cocker (voodoo chili), Monday, 19 July 2021 15:10 (two years ago) link


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