the Artie Lange appreciation thread

i give artie 8 weeks until another outburst

i'd let artie throw a bottle at me if it kept him on the show another 8 weeks. saw some people discussing this and trying to come up with replacements - fitzsimmons? nick dipaolo? no fucking way.

"The show is the only thing that's really keeping me a live," he joked.

That's not really a joke though, is it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDltDzojpPg

the fight

howard's reaction to watching this was funny: "i look like olive oil with a 5 o'clock shadow"

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Lange then mentions that the review in his home town paper, The Star Ledger, said that he "had all the charm of a date rapist," to which MacDonald replied (in a sincere attempt to cheer him up) "that's a lot better than saying you look like a regular rapist!"

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America's biggest loser

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   MEN IN BLACK
who like to have sex
  with each other

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blue iris RIP

Artie Lange on the Joe Buck Show was a thing of beauty:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/16/sports/16buck.html

so tired of this douche

he's fat

so tired of this douche

who ISN'T tired of Joe Buck?

that's true too

Video.

http://deadspin.com/5292467/watch-artie-lange-crap-all-over-joe-bucks-first-show?skyline=true&s=x

Un fucking merciful.

This is the only good thing Buck has ever been involved in in his terrible TV career. He should be kissing Lange's ass. In fact, I wouldnt be surprised if this was staged.

on stern, artie said that the producers told him to go crazy if sudeikis and rudd were boring

didn't really get why this was such a disaster. shit like this was said on the sopranos all the time.

yeah i dont really get all the fuss over this

Most amusing.

He is on the newest Adam Carolla podcast, recorded last weekend.

http://carollaradio.com/

A better link for Artie:

http://www.adamcarolla.com/ACPBlog/2009/06/17/acp-2009-06-17-adam-and-artie-lange/

Who still has a few...anger problems, you can say.

joan rivers this week? sadly, that's an interview i'd actually want artie to talk over, but he won't...

http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/10/artie-lange-arrested-for-suspicion-of-dui/

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Artie Lange Arrested for Suspicion of DUI

Posted Jul 10th 2009 2:33PM by TMZ Staff

We've just learned Artie Lange was busted for suspicion of DUI moments ago in New Jersey.

Law enforcement sources tell us the "Howard Stern Show" veteran was arrested about a half hour ago in Toms River after he got into a minor car accident.

ha you can't get a better crop than that

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hahaha

Just the other day I listened to an old Friday Show where Ronnie mentioned being a terrified passenger for Artie's drunk driving.

was arrested about a half hour ago in Toms River after he got into a minor car accident.

i was hoping he was actually arrested standing in a river

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Idle hands are the devil's playthings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRp6oOM3Luc

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bye artie

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Artie Lange was rushed to a local hospital in New Jersey today for undisclosed reasons.

A rep for Lange tells TMZ:

"I can confirm that Artie is in the hospital. Artie has chosen to keep all information on this matter between him and his doctor. There will be no further comment."

Lange has been absent from "The Howard Stern Show" for the past few weeks.

If he dies before I finish up my dead pool list, I'm gonna be p.o.'d.

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Is Artie Lange's job Jim Breuer's new 'secret project'?

Artie Lange rumors are running wild this New Year's Eve, the most prominent one being that comedian Jim Breuer let it slip that Artie Lange quit the Howard Stern Show during a Cleveland area radio interview on Thursday morning.

The report immediately prompted speculation that Jim Breuer will step in as Artie Lange's replacement. Jim Breuer's most recent Twitter and Facebook updates from Wednesday state:

"Have a safe new year everyone. I'm working on a secret project soon to hopefully be announced!"

How soon Jim? Like,...Monday,...January 4th, 2010, 6AM Eastern soon?

Jim Breuer has become a regular guest and friend of the Howard Stern Show, appearing on the morning satellite radio broadcast at least four times in 2009. Howard Stern Show fans have been speculating for months that the string of appearances by comedians like Breuer, Craig Gass, Greg Giraldo and others have really been unofficial auditions for Artie Lange's job.

Artie Lange was last heard on the Howard Stern Show on Wednesday, December 9.

The Howard Stern Show returns live on Monday, January 4th, 2010.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0Jbck2ANP4

ugh breuer

no chance of that happening, don't worry

"We can confirm that Artie is in the hospital," Lange's reps said in a statement. "Artie has chosen to keep all information on this matter between him and his doctor. There will be no further comment."

artie's replacement should be http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?oid=AAAAAQAQrvGOsun3NxhRj0_y9XWa6QAAAApj6G2cKEbxBE0nPvMm3Wfi&size=normal