Maybe you can get a job writing for the Onion?
http://14tracks.com/selections/122-14_tracks_tracing_psyche_dub <-- waht
― the food has a top snake of 1 (ulillillia), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Rose Quartz "zones in"
― scott, what the fuck is "zoned in" (van smack), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6dZtNYGlLM
pixer gives us pretty much hands down the first "circa 1983" YouTube fake that ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE 1983 and doesn't look like Tim and Eric putting a headband on a hipster. kudos all around for this
― just to guetta rep (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 31 July 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link
it's a toy story 3 promo fwiw
― just to guetta rep (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 31 July 2010 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Fake retro w/o jokes is really fucking creepy IMO. I'm scared by that commercial.
― billstevejim, Monday, 2 August 2010 06:23 (thirteen years ago) link
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6pdqxRlBB1qa9hc8o1_500.png
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Monday, 9 August 2010 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
surfboardzzzz
― zvookster, Monday, 9 August 2010 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link
these guys are gonna be huge
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5g7h1a9PK1qznyneo1_500.jpg
― PLIES N THIGHS (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 13:13 (thirteen years ago) link
riding that triangular vinyl wave
― cozen, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 13:30 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ8ZGoEqjTo
― (B.A.N.) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 23:00 (thirteen years ago) link
ha. just came to post that
― jaxon, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link
slowdive pygmalion demos is this from a cassette i have destroyed yousss mystiqueeessssssss
― hobbes, Thursday, 12 August 2010 08:03 (thirteen years ago) link
i throwed smashing pumpkins gravity demos into audacity and reduced it to 4khz OMG waaht should i import these into ableton and looooooooop , eyyyy guyzzzzzzz????????????????
― hobbes, Thursday, 12 August 2010 08:08 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/9NT0m.png
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Friday, 13 August 2010 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link
really not ready to throw 70s italian horror under the bus
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Friday, 13 August 2010 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link
http://sites.google.com/site/hardiman04/_/rsrc/1269660497176/news/Book%20of%20Shadows%20Medium%20Size.jpg?height=320&width=317
― van smack, Sunday, 15 August 2010 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link
That album cover is "zoned in"
― van smack, Sunday, 15 August 2010 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link
i would like to welcome our newest blogger, "get bent"
ITT: trippy vintage station idents, signoffs, etc.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 04:27 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i52.tinypic.com/23r5pue.gif
― markers, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 04:29 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.brooklynvegan.com/openimages/cmj_160x600.gif
CMJ is certainly feeling the zones vibe this year
― assface johnson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link
(I thought it was asswipe johnson, or are you not making an SNL reference)
― SO YOU HAVE A BLOG, I HAVE A FIST (HI DERE), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link
haha, i love that sketch, but no.
it's a play on ILX poster askance johnson
― assface johnson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link
This one surely can't be real? I feel like this must be the work of someone from this thread who has decided to play a prank on P4K.
Mickey Mickey Rourke
― Position Position, Friday, 17 September 2010 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9DM0hTUfzg
― cee-oh-tee-tee, Friday, 17 September 2010 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk47ecL1z5w&ob=av2n
― Gaspar NoAgé (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 27 September 2010 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wusGIl3v044
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 05:52 (thirteen years ago) link
i almost admire the ability of altered zones writers to churn out posts about this shit
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 28 September 2010 05:53 (thirteen years ago) link
"Every plane we shit to you is there, distant in the background..."
― having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 06:05 (thirteen years ago) link
all honors to zones background image curator(s) though
chris foss forever
― having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 06:06 (thirteen years ago) link
the latest post on altered Zones begins with the sentence:
Last week I posted this reaction/primer to Dro Carey, sort of amazed at the bulk of material crammed in his tumblr.
and ends with the phrase:
warriors, women, raw shanks, giant bones. (via Friendship Bracelet)
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Thursday, 30 September 2010 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link
man, i just watched the whole "Gimme Pizza" video.
There is no doubt in my mind that girl in the middle is prolly chillin on Bedford Avenue 15 years later in the same haircut and dress.
― some o))) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 30 September 2010 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link
lol surfboards
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 30 September 2010 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Heh.
http://twitter.com/FauxZones
― She Got the Shakes, Friday, 1 October 2010 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link
pretty sure i know who that is
― some o))) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 1 October 2010 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.axaspeaks.com/images/profile%20pictures/me-1.gifhttp://images.tvrage.com/people_galleries/1/2780/12588.jpghttp://www.bluedoorfilm.com/uploads/files/805/large/brightonHertford.jpg
― Kerm, Friday, 1 October 2010 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link
raw shanks
― waka flocka flame judi dench (J0rdan S.), Friday, 1 October 2010 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link
LOL who needs a "where are they now" special when we have the altered zones addendum blog
― billstevejim, Saturday, 2 October 2010 15:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Gimme Pizza beat is surprisingly good @ half speed.
― i know why the caged bird slings (Hurting 2), Saturday, 2 October 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjA5vzrf_HA
― Already WSed last summer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 October 2010 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link
― She Got the Shakes, Friday, October 1, 2010 11:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― some o))) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, October 1, 2010 11:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
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― She Got the Shakes, Saturday, 2 October 2010 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link
A rival weekly paper at my school once did a parody of OUR weekly paper's music review section and it was basically that twitter feed. (yes we had two weeklies, actually I think we had six)
― i know why the caged bird slings (Hurting 2), Sunday, 3 October 2010 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link
via J0n W1lliams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2S6ZQn9lvk
― O Let's Group Doueh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Steve Windwood, godfather of chillwave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS513FRfbwE
[via BCO]
― jar jar bank$ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 13:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Wow, that video is so OTM (and some of the sonics). Not sure the chill generation could handle the sentiment "... it's all on you", however.
― grandavis, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link
i love it
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link
but like this thread is just the same joke over and over right idk maybe its worth clicking play but ill prob get too annoyed I GUESS THAT IS MY CROSS TO BEAR
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link
I've always loved that Winwood song.
― Trip Maker, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Winwood song is good, and the video is actually strange, not ironically so. Worth clicking IMHO. Whiney OTM too, actually sheds some light as opposed to ONLY needling the "genre". I am perhaps biased, as I am on boat with the general exasperation surrounding this shit.
― grandavis, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link
On board even
there's even a damn pyramid in it
― jar jar bank$ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link