in all that palaver I forgot to vote - consider that 27 to the botanists
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Sunday, 11 July 2010 23:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Max OTM
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Monday, 12 July 2010 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link
no clippers here
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 July 2010 02:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Admit it, you rip 'em out 20 at a time to keep yourself in the proper mood for dealing with humanity.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, 12 July 2010 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link
i pluck out grey pubes, where does that fit in
― i broke it; it was going well (electricsound), Monday, 12 July 2010 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link
geezerscaping
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, 12 July 2010 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link
No matter the hair, the idea that shaving makes it grow back thicker is 100% myth. But don't take it from me.
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/hair-removal/an00638
― kenan, Monday, 12 July 2010 04:26 (thirteen years ago) link
can't tell what is making me laugh more, that or the idea of literally shaving your vagina
harbl OTM...the Vagina Monologue™ c/o a woman who was irritated that her husband didn't like her "hairy vagina," I was with the husband – if it was indeed her vagina that was full of hair, that sounds like a nightmare on so many levels (mostly keeping clean).
― wine, the water of life (Abbott), Monday, 12 July 2010 05:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh btw "shaft hair trivia" that is also "Beastie Boys trivia": the artist for the cover of License to Ill said the plane was meant to be a dick, and the smoldering mushed up part was like the hair at the base (I read it in a book so it must be true)
http://www.aaroncampbell.org/images/cd%20art/beastie_boys_licensed_to_ill_back.jpg
― wine, the water of life (Abbott), Monday, 12 July 2010 05:43 (thirteen years ago) link
I know saying "hairy vagina" is wrong, but is there a proper word in English to describe the whole female genital area? "Pussy" feels a bit too rude in a discussion like this.
― Tuomas, Monday, 12 July 2010 11:26 (thirteen years ago) link
gonna go with 'pubis', 'quim' or 'elfin grot'
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 July 2010 11:30 (thirteen years ago) link
it's ok tuomas i wasn't laughint *at* you, i knew what you meant
― the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Monday, 12 July 2010 12:07 (thirteen years ago) link
NOW I HAVE FUCKED 16 WOMEN AND NOT ONE HAS EVEN NOTICED
was going to ask "did you poll them afterwards" but the quote probably stands best on its own
― oh shit a ◕‿‿◕ (sic), Monday, 12 July 2010 12:11 (thirteen years ago) link
I know something else that "stands best on its own", har har.
― Tuomas, Monday, 12 July 2010 12:40 (thirteen years ago) link
― Tuomas, Monday, July 12, 2010 11:26 AM
I actually think vagina is the best word to use here.
― Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Monday, 12 July 2010 13:51 (thirteen years ago) link
I am now hearing "hairy vagina" being chanted in my head to the cadence of the Dead Milkmen's "Bitchin' Camaro"
― MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Monday, 12 July 2010 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link
I see my one-person campaign to get people to not use "vagina" as a catch-all term (where "vulva" or something else would be more accurate) may be a fruitless effort. I blame my usual scapegoat, "Kindergarten Cop."
― wine, the water of life (Abbott), Monday, 12 July 2010 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link
"Olympus Mons" was taken. ;_;
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, 12 July 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link
I am female with a full 70s bush 4
OH HAI LAYDEES
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 12 July 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link
I was reading that like a Prince song title & thought, 'a full 70s bush 4...who? or what?'
― wine, the water of life (Abbott), Monday, 12 July 2010 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link
probably greedy eva as usual.
― estela, Monday, 12 July 2010 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link
i hope she chokes on it.
― estela, Monday, 12 July 2010 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Wtf was bush like before the 70's?
― Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Monday, 12 July 2010 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Bush was bush, I'm sure. But there's quite a lot of documented film evidence from the 1970s.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 12 July 2010 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i637.photobucket.com/albums/uu92/damien_stone/muffdivert-shirt_2_108762_royal-blu.jpg
― No one is too good for this album; it is better than all of us. (herb albert), Monday, 12 July 2010 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link
I can't belive we've gotten this far without anyone posting or linking the Demi Moore bush pic.
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Monday, 12 July 2010 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link
which one: George HW, George W, Barbara?
― sarahel, Monday, 12 July 2010 23:20 (thirteen years ago) link
xp I have no idea what you're talking about. link plz.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 12 July 2010 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link
OK warning you tough - it's quite . . . something:
http://www.hatersbehatin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/demi-bush.jpg
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Monday, 12 July 2010 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20080626/demi%20moore%20nude%20naked/big_demi%20moore%20nude%20naked%20pictures%204.html
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20080626/demi%20moore%20nude%20naked/demi%20moore%20nude%20naked%20pictures%205.html
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Monday, 12 July 2010 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link
wau
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 12 July 2010 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link
dang
― asking a dog for permission to throw a party (gbx), Monday, 12 July 2010 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link
FYI this is what happens when Kenan shaves his face
I regret having missed out on this thread on account of reconfiguring my SNA preferences to be more work-friendly. But I just have to say that this post and the accompanying picture is the closest I've ever come to irl spitting my beverage onto my computer, such was my barely-controllable laughter.
― kkvgz, Monday, 12 July 2010 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Demi's bush.
― wine, the water of life (Abbott), Monday, 12 July 2010 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link
I think I saw Ashton's trucker hat in the innner sanctum of that there rainforest.
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link
shoot man, Demi's bush
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 00:48 (thirteen years ago) link
I bet she used to hide a pair of condoms in her bush so that if the moment came she'd be all ready to go
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link
makes me 14 years old but demi's bush makes me think of
http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF051-Zarflax.jpg
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link
demi's ass-bush worth a mention all of its own imo
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link
I can't find a word for my feelings about Demi's bush. They are somewhere between admiration, and some Freudian type thing about accidentally seeing your mom's bush, and bafflement.
― wine, the water of life (Abbott), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link
my first reaction was to puke.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link
puke wads of pubes.
from hereon in the verb for that is 'to kutcher'
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Honestly, I'd like to run my hands through that bush, but not get my face or dick near it.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:57 (thirteen years ago) link
i would not touch that with gloves on.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:58 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't like being the one guy that shaves "everything" — "everything" in this context meaning pubic hair. I don't shave my eyebrows.
― orchestral manure in the dark (corey), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:58 (thirteen years ago) link
would be a dope urban outfitters chia-chia pet idea for holiday post-hipster gifting
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm pretty sure i would be in the lead for body hair removal, as far as dudes go. i trim my pits (the hair there is unusually long) and my chest hair - pluck out the middle-brow hairs and shoulder hairs and trim like a mo-fo down there.
jesus xpost!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link
I dunno, y'all. I'm kinda into Demi's bush.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 02:07 (thirteen years ago) link
corey, don't worry, i shave my legs and the reason for which is very complicated but can be best boiled down to "cycling tradition"... yet i stop around mid-thigh. the shaving is nowhere near as bizarre as my tanlines though. sometimes i look positively neopolitan when in the nude.
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 02:07 (thirteen years ago) link