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in all that palaver I forgot to vote - consider that 27 to the botanists

RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Sunday, 11 July 2010 23:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Max OTM

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Monday, 12 July 2010 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link

no clippers here

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 July 2010 02:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Admit it, you rip 'em out 20 at a time to keep yourself in the proper mood for dealing with humanity.

Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, 12 July 2010 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link

i pluck out grey pubes, where does that fit in

i broke it; it was going well (electricsound), Monday, 12 July 2010 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link

geezerscaping

Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, 12 July 2010 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link

No matter the hair, the idea that shaving makes it grow back thicker is 100% myth. But don't take it from me.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/hair-removal/an00638

kenan, Monday, 12 July 2010 04:26 (thirteen years ago) link

can't tell what is making me laugh more, that or the idea of literally shaving your vagina

harbl OTM...the Vagina Monologue™ c/o a woman who was irritated that her husband didn't like her "hairy vagina," I was with the husband – if it was indeed her vagina that was full of hair, that sounds like a nightmare on so many levels (mostly keeping clean).

wine, the water of life (Abbott), Monday, 12 July 2010 05:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh btw "shaft hair trivia" that is also "Beastie Boys trivia": the artist for the cover of License to Ill said the plane was meant to be a dick, and the smoldering mushed up part was like the hair at the base (I read it in a book so it must be true)

http://www.aaroncampbell.org/images/cd%20art/beastie_boys_licensed_to_ill_back.jpg

wine, the water of life (Abbott), Monday, 12 July 2010 05:43 (thirteen years ago) link

I know saying "hairy vagina" is wrong, but is there a proper word in English to describe the whole female genital area? "Pussy" feels a bit too rude in a discussion like this.

Tuomas, Monday, 12 July 2010 11:26 (thirteen years ago) link

gonna go with 'pubis', 'quim' or 'elfin grot'

RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 July 2010 11:30 (thirteen years ago) link

it's ok tuomas i wasn't laughint *at* you, i knew what you meant

the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Monday, 12 July 2010 12:07 (thirteen years ago) link

NOW I HAVE FUCKED 16 WOMEN AND NOT ONE HAS EVEN NOTICED

was going to ask "did you poll them afterwards" but the quote probably stands best on its own

oh shit a ◕‿‿◕ (sic), Monday, 12 July 2010 12:11 (thirteen years ago) link

I know something else that "stands best on its own", har har.

Tuomas, Monday, 12 July 2010 12:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I know saying "hairy vagina" is wrong, but is there a proper word in English to describe the whole female genital area? "Pussy" feels a bit too rude in a discussion like this.

― Tuomas, Monday, July 12, 2010 11:26 AM

I actually think vagina is the best word to use here.

Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Monday, 12 July 2010 13:51 (thirteen years ago) link

I am now hearing "hairy vagina" being chanted in my head to the cadence of the Dead Milkmen's "Bitchin' Camaro"

MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Monday, 12 July 2010 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link

I see my one-person campaign to get people to not use "vagina" as a catch-all term (where "vulva" or something else would be more accurate) may be a fruitless effort. I blame my usual scapegoat, "Kindergarten Cop."

wine, the water of life (Abbott), Monday, 12 July 2010 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

"Olympus Mons" was taken. ;_;

Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, 12 July 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I am female with a full 70s bush 4

OH HAI LAYDEES

Johnny Fever, Monday, 12 July 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link

I was reading that like a Prince song title & thought, 'a full 70s bush 4...who? or what?'

wine, the water of life (Abbott), Monday, 12 July 2010 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link

probably greedy eva as usual.

estela, Monday, 12 July 2010 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link

i hope she chokes on it.

estela, Monday, 12 July 2010 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Wtf was bush like before the 70's?

Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Monday, 12 July 2010 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Bush was bush, I'm sure. But there's quite a lot of documented film evidence from the 1970s.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 12 July 2010 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't belive we've gotten this far without anyone posting or linking the Demi Moore bush pic.

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Monday, 12 July 2010 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link

which one: George HW, George W, Barbara?

sarahel, Monday, 12 July 2010 23:20 (thirteen years ago) link

xp I have no idea what you're talking about. link plz.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 12 July 2010 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link

OK warning you tough - it's quite . . . something:

http://www.hatersbehatin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/demi-bush.jpg

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Monday, 12 July 2010 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link

wau

Johnny Fever, Monday, 12 July 2010 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link

dang

asking a dog for permission to throw a party (gbx), Monday, 12 July 2010 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link

FYI this is what happens when Kenan shaves his face

I regret having missed out on this thread on account of reconfiguring my SNA preferences to be more work-friendly. But I just have to say that this post and the accompanying picture is the closest I've ever come to irl spitting my beverage onto my computer, such was my barely-controllable laughter.

kkvgz, Monday, 12 July 2010 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Demi's bush.

wine, the water of life (Abbott), Monday, 12 July 2010 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I think I saw Ashton's trucker hat in the innner sanctum of that there rainforest.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link

shoot man, Demi's bush

1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 00:48 (thirteen years ago) link

I bet she used to hide a pair of condoms in her bush so that if the moment came she'd be all ready to go

1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link

makes me 14 years old but demi's bush makes me think of

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF051-Zarflax.jpg

like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link

demi's ass-bush worth a mention all of its own imo

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't find a word for my feelings about Demi's bush. They are somewhere between admiration, and some Freudian type thing about accidentally seeing your mom's bush, and bafflement.

wine, the water of life (Abbott), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link

my first reaction was to puke.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link

puke wads of pubes.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link

from hereon in the verb for that is 'to kutcher'

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Honestly, I'd like to run my hands through that bush, but not get my face or dick near it.

Grisly Addams (WmC), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:57 (thirteen years ago) link

i would not touch that with gloves on.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't like being the one guy that shaves "everything" — "everything" in this context meaning pubic hair. I don't shave my eyebrows.

orchestral manure in the dark (corey), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:58 (thirteen years ago) link

would be a dope urban outfitters chia-chia pet idea for holiday post-hipster gifting

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm pretty sure i would be in the lead for body hair removal, as far as dudes go. i trim my pits (the hair there is unusually long) and my chest hair - pluck out the middle-brow hairs and shoulder hairs and trim like a mo-fo down there.

jesus xpost!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link

I dunno, y'all. I'm kinda into Demi's bush.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 02:07 (thirteen years ago) link

corey, don't worry, i shave my legs and the reason for which is very complicated but can be best boiled down to "cycling tradition"... yet i stop around mid-thigh. the shaving is nowhere near as bizarre as my tanlines though. sometimes i look positively neopolitan when in the nude.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 02:07 (thirteen years ago) link


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