TMZ claims Urkel punched a woman in the breast implant

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OK why all this time did I assume Urkel was a midget like Gary Coleman? Seeing a grown-up Urkel is DOING MY DAMN HEAD IN.

Love and Arugula (Trayce), Saturday, 10 July 2010 10:23 (thirteen years ago) link

it was pretty disastrous for the show when his voice changed imo (or as disastrous as something can be for a show like family matters)

goth (crüt), Saturday, 10 July 2010 11:32 (thirteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

was wondering what happened to this "urkel" guy.

the character was a take on bill cosby, right? bill cosby wasn't funny, either.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 9 August 2010 03:09 (thirteen years ago) link

What?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 9 August 2010 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link

okay that hurt my head more than the original story

people are for loving (HI DERE), Monday, 9 August 2010 04:19 (thirteen years ago) link

He's dressed like Dan Dare in that picture.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 9 August 2010 07:49 (thirteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

I recently read somewhere that the person in that picture is NOT Jaleel White but now I am having difficulty tracking down the source of that counter story. Since I can't find it, I'm going to assume that is totally Jaleel White and Urkel owns a copy of my mom's jacket.

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Monday, 27 June 2011 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

And my sister's boots!

I'll show you the power of laughter! (Abbbottt), Monday, 27 June 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

xp Maybe he just stole your mother's jacket?

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Monday, 27 June 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

xp And your sister's boots?

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Monday, 27 June 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

where are his lapels i can't see his lapels

~edgy~ (goole), Monday, 27 June 2011 15:05 (twelve years ago) link

okay lol

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Monday, 27 June 2011 15:05 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

still lol

douche chills (crüt), Sunday, 7 August 2011 09:06 (twelve years ago) link

http://img.poptower.com/pic-55700/jaleel-white.jpg

douche chills (crüt), Sunday, 7 August 2011 09:08 (twelve years ago) link

Jaleel White is a wandering country-bluesman teaching kids about STDs

douche chills (crüt), Sunday, 7 August 2011 09:11 (twelve years ago) link

four years pass...

Talking about Urkel on the Internet might be the biggest waste of time ever -- it gives me an existential crisis.

existence is punishment (monster mash), Sunday, 24 January 2016 03:55 (eight years ago) link

It's time we talked about talking about Urkel on the internet, mm. My advice: don't. Talk about Urkel, that is. On the internet. OK?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 24 January 2016 04:19 (eight years ago) link

your mom fucked Urkel

salthigh, Sunday, 24 January 2016 04:20 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dNyEodfUuk

del griffith, Saturday, 18 March 2017 20:41 (seven years ago) link

Thank you

circa1916, Sunday, 19 March 2017 01:19 (seven years ago) link

for posterity:

http://www.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Jaleel-White.jpg

example (crüt), Sunday, 19 March 2017 02:35 (seven years ago) link

seriously that is the best picture on the internet

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 20:55 (seven years ago) link

that was funny for a few seconds til i googled him and found out thats not what he looks like now

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 21:15 (seven years ago) link

anyone else gettin straight up Vigo the Carpathian vibes from Fuck Me Boots Urkel?

del griffith, Thursday, 23 March 2017 02:50 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

https://j.gifs.com/6X6BVz.gif

del griffith, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 03:27 (five years ago) link

buh

del griffith, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 03:27 (five years ago) link

eleven months pass...

lmao i came here to post that same steevil / carlsbad vid

uncrut gems (crüt), Thursday, 23 January 2020 06:06 (four years ago) link

― MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:05 (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

^^^ my takeaway from this thread

mark s, Thursday, 23 January 2020 19:54 (four years ago) link


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