TMZ claims Urkel punched a woman in the breast implant

urquel-era TV was probably the best time to miss TV in TV history, likely.

urkel-era tv, maybe; urquelle-era TV, no way

pilsner urkel

secret leak of 77 info: pilsner urquell and stefan urquelle came in a 7-7 tie in the pilsner urquell vs. stefan urquelle poll

Did u grow up in one of those religious houses where yr mom wouldn't let you watch tv? I am truly sorry for your lots

I know a guy whose parents didn't have a tv, not on religious grounds but on Cali touchy-feely parents ground - all us other kids would sometimes go "wow he's so cool but how sad he can't ever watch tv"

he is now one of the smartest, most well-adjusted people I know & I doubt that his not having seen Happy Days when he was a kid has caused him a moment's regret

Well you can tell how polluted my mind is, because for the last few minutes the theme from Happy Days has been playing on a loop and I've been going "heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey".

just think, had things been slightly different, "Happy Days" might have coined the term "punched the implant" instead of "jumped the shark"

Joanie Punches Chachi

THAT PICTURE. My god who let him go out dressed like that. I just can't even begin to comprehend why he thought any of that was a good idea.

She claims when they got home White allegedly slapped her, and pushed her into a toilet so hard it broke the tank.

http://www.collectorsquest.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/go_hero_buck_rogers_figure.jpg

Good call. At least now we know who his style icon is.

Should have gone for that 70's Gil Gerard look...

OK why all this time did I assume Urkel was a midget like Gary Coleman? Seeing a grown-up Urkel is DOING MY DAMN HEAD IN.

it was pretty disastrous for the show when his voice changed imo (or as disastrous as something can be for a show like family matters)

was wondering what happened to this "urkel" guy.

the character was a take on bill cosby, right? bill cosby wasn't funny, either.

What?

okay that hurt my head more than the original story

He's dressed like Dan Dare in that picture.

I recently read somewhere that the person in that picture is NOT Jaleel White but now I am having difficulty tracking down the source of that counter story. Since I can't find it, I'm going to assume that is totally Jaleel White and Urkel owns a copy of my mom's jacket.

And my sister's boots!

xp Maybe he just stole your mother's jacket?

xp And your sister's boots?

http://static.igossip.com/photos_2/july_2010/55066_Celebrity_Gossip_and_News_jaleel_white_s.jpg

where are his lapels i can't see his lapels

okay lol

still lol

http://img.poptower.com/pic-55700/jaleel-white.jpg

Jaleel White is a wandering country-bluesman teaching kids about STDs

Talking about Urkel on the Internet might be the biggest waste of time ever -- it gives me an existential crisis.

It's time we talked about talking about Urkel on the internet, mm. My advice: don't. Talk about Urkel, that is. On the internet. OK?

your mom fucked Urkel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dNyEodfUuk

Thank you

for posterity:

http://www.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Jaleel-White.jpg

seriously that is the best picture on the internet

that was funny for a few seconds til i googled him and found out thats not what he looks like now

anyone else gettin straight up Vigo the Carpathian vibes from Fuck Me Boots Urkel?

https://j.gifs.com/6X6BVz.gif

buh

lmao i came here to post that same steevil / carlsbad vid

― MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:05 (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

^^^ my takeaway from this thread