la petite mort ;_;
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link
bahahaha thanks thread
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.hippy.com/php/roots/celebratethesun1926.jpg
― Chip Pan Buddha (admrl), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:06 (thirteen years ago) link
OK I'll come out and admit that I find it a little weird that some straight guys would shave and or wax
it's a hygiene thing, not a vanity thing, tbh. thicket isn't the easiest thing to keep clean and fresh
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link
okay I just properly read Kenan's first post and now I am visualizing this:
http://www.hji.co.uk/hjimages/images/qhs1657/hji/medium/1987-men-lines.jpg
... only in pubic hair.
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link
little-known fact stateside, that guy was the singer from Hairhouse, whose Kajagoogoo-inspired single "...Only In Public Hair" reached #3 on the Finnish singles chart IIRC
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link
interestingly enough "public hair" and "pubic hair" are synonyms in Finnish
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link
FYI this is what happens when Kenan shaves his face
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4114/4776230807_f231f65d4a.jpg
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost to hi dere - that's not an "l," it's a hair on your screen
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Baby, let me touch you thereIn your public hairLet me feel it if you dareIn your public hairBaby, you should be awareThat I just don't careCome on baby, don't be scaredLet me touch your public hair
total jam IMO
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link
"It's a gender-reversed film noir spoof, in which a hard-boiled female detective tries to locate the eponymous ceramic feline"
― Florian Wimpissinger, an Austrian urologist (Abbott), Friday, 9 July 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link
ok you totally invented that movie, got an imdb pro account, and made up the whole page just for lols.
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link
That kenan blood face picture is going to haunt my nightmares...
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link
holy lol
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link
There's something Harry Potter-ish about it though.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Or maybe that's what happens when you try and shave using a webcam instead of a mirror...
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link
90% of webcam shots of men are shirtless. why?
― ♥ ᶫᵧᵒₒᵛᵤᵉ ♥ (LOLK), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link
so you can dig those guys' breasts, duh
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link
porcelain pecs
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link
(weak drum loop, tinkling piano)in my dreams i'm shaving all my pubes
― atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 9 July 2010 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm trying to catalog all the changes i've noticed during the 13 years tuomas has been sexually active...
― dad, i wanna be a lothario speedwagon (ytth), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link
hahahahahahahahaha
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link
I did that about an hour after posting, "Razors are not that tricky." Instant karma's gonna get you.
― kenan, Saturday, 10 July 2010 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Saturday, 10 July 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Wait back up to the shaving shaft bit again: am I missing something here or is there a suggestion of hair on the actual penis? Because um, ... what?
― Love and Arugula (Trayce), Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link
on the lower quarter-to-a-third of a hirsute man's prick, are found a few stray hairs. it happens.
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link
full disclosure, mine's like a beefeater's hat the whole way up
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link
ha
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link
ok can we change the name of this board to I Always Think I Love TMI But Then I Just End Up Convulsing With Grief
― emil.y, Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.top-hats.com/images/Military/Beefeater-Thumb.gif
i guess i don't know which english stupid looking traditional soldier i'm thinking of, eh?
I like that as a board description. (xp)
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
oh cmon guys you can't have tmi on tmi
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, if you can't handle talk on pubic hair, don't read ILTMI. It's always kinda sad to see threads like this which start with a decent discussion, and then fall back into "Omigod, a penis!" jokes. Less jokes and more proper talk, please.
― Tuomas, Sunday, 11 July 2010 09:02 (thirteen years ago) link
This tendency for women to shave off or wax all their pubic hair is kind of interesting. Not so long ago a man interested in that would have been deemed a bit creepy - I wonder when it started - about ten years ago? I don't think it's explanatory enough simply to say that it's due to porn going mainstream, because women in porn didn't shave until - I don't know, I'm no expert, but the late nineties or so? Certainly Madonna in her Sex book in the early nineties is not shaven. Why did porn suddenly not like female pubic hair?
― Zelda Zonk, Sunday, 11 July 2010 09:14 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm not an expert on the subject either, but I think it has to do something with porn becoming more extreme, wanting to "show it all" in extreme closeups, etc. And obviously it's easier to show it all if there's no pubic hair. In the old porn movies I've seen, there's much less of "spreading the pussy" type of closeup shots. I think I've read some article on porn history that said this "extreme" trend began around the 80s and early 90s. And Madonna is not a good example because she's not a porn actress, therefore she probably followed mainstream trends and not porn trends when it comes to shaving.
I'm not saying that porn explains it all, certainly there could have been trends that effected shaving both in porn and mainstream society, but I do think shaved vaginas became prevalent in porn several years before it happened more widely in Western societies, and the mainstreaming of porn is probably at least a partial explanation to this wider phenomenon.
― Tuomas, Sunday, 11 July 2010 10:00 (thirteen years ago) link
omg, a penis
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 11 July 2010 12:22 (thirteen years ago) link
oh shit a bare behind
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 July 2010 13:14 (thirteen years ago) link
tuomas all otm
especially when he said this which I will now c&p for posterity
It's not like I'm gonna run away from a shaved pussy
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 11 July 2010 13:28 (thirteen years ago) link
http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/archives/python%20run%20away.jpg
― kenan, Sunday, 11 July 2010 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link
not sure why some ppl think it's 'creepy' for a woman to shave her vag - the 'ew it's so pre-pubescent' is pretty bullshit, since it's widely acceptable (and mostly preferable) for women to shave their armpits and legs. in my experience guys like shaved vag for the same reasons: it's cleaner, fresher, feels nicer, is better for oral sex and is more visually stimulating.
― just1n3, Sunday, 11 July 2010 17:15 (thirteen years ago) link
According to Wikipedia, the Brazilian became popular/widely-known amongst "the average person" in the late 80s, which jibes with my memories of people making Brazilian wax jokes in high school.
Wikipedia also has a handy visual guide to different wax jobs; it is probably for the best that guys don't do this as all of them would look silly next to a penis (esp. the landing strip; no one wants a dick with fuzzy racing stripes).
― MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Sunday, 11 July 2010 17:19 (thirteen years ago) link
it's cleaner, fresher, feels nicer, is better for oral sex and is more visually stimulating.
this is all kinda crazy subjective stuff here - I mean - if people enjoy shaving their parts, hey, more power to 'em, but "cleaner"? a shower's a shower; "feels nicer" - mileage varies obv; "better for oral sex" & "more visually stimulating" - you'll find plenty of people of both genders who'll disagree on both counts. but I don't think it's creepy for a woman to shave it! just for dudes to think there's something gross about woman parts that have hair on them - a dude for whom the vagina in its natural state seems a thing in need of grooming/improvement, is a dude creeps me out a little, is all
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 11 July 2010 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link
this is all kinda crazy subjective stuff here - I mean - if people enjoy shaving their faces, hey, more power to 'em, but "cleaner"? a shower's a shower; "feels nicer" - mileage varies obv; "better for oral sex" & "more visually stimulating" - you'll find plenty of people of both genders who'll disagree on both counts. but I don't think it's creepy for a man to shave their faces! just for chicks to think there's something gross about man's face to have hair on them - a chick for whom the face in its natural state seems a thing in need of grooming/improvement, is a chick creeps me out a little, is all
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 11 July 2010 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link
gahhhhhhhhhhhhh i said IN MY EXPERIENCE
― just1n3, Sunday, 11 July 2010 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link
WHICH DENOTES SUBJECTIVISM
sorry steve didn't mean to make you feel bad about your distaste for hairy vadge
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 11 July 2010 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost yeah people who have sexual preferences different than mine completely creep me out, is all
― dad, i wanna be a lothario speedwagon (ytth), Sunday, 11 July 2010 17:38 (thirteen years ago) link
you must mean bearded ladies?!?!
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 11 July 2010 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link
also not many girls i know shower more than once or twice a day; certainly not after every time they pee (sure, you 'wipe' but there's all that bush there!!) or whatever else they may have going on down there, so yeah IT IS CLEANER IN MY EXPERIENCE.
― just1n3, Sunday, 11 July 2010 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link
create 'i love pubes' board & make me tha mod
― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Saturday, 4 December 2021 18:48 (two years ago) link