my dear fellow
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link
this is boarding school we're talking about
SHAVE YOUR SHAFT?????
It's not that crazy, you guys. Just the most proximal 1/4 inch or so. My habit of doing this goes back to the days (oh, the olden days, those halcyon days) when I wore condoms, and unrolling them could sometimes cause the kind of yank that you do not want on your penis. Specifically, you'd yank hair out of the base of your cock every time you unrolled a condom. Since then, I've incorporated the shaving of that region into my overall regimen.
Also, there's a good bit of shaft that grows hair. Some of those little curlies are downright tenacious. They'll end up an inch or more from the base of what one would call "dick," especially on the underside. There's this whole penis/scrotum grey area going on there that normal ball hair doesn't understand the boundaries of. You gotta show it who's boss.
Mostly now it's just a vanity thing, though. Evan if I had five-inch wiry hairs sprouting from halfway up my dick, I don't think that would stop her from fucking me. But maybe she would, I have no idea. I'm sure it would bother her if that were sprouting out of my chin or ears or nose or whatnot.
― kenan, Friday, 9 July 2010 05:54 (thirteen years ago) link
when you say "shave" is that a euphemism or are you literally putting a razor on the shaft of your cock
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 05:56 (thirteen years ago) link
No, you're right. "Shave" is a euphemism for the nanobots that live in my underwear that destroy the hair while I sleep.
― kenan, Friday, 9 July 2010 05:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Razors are not that tricky, guys. You put one on your face every morning, right?
― kenan, Friday, 9 July 2010 05:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Frankly, I have a lot more trouble with the region right beneath my nose than I do with any part of my dick.
― kenan, Friday, 9 July 2010 06:05 (thirteen years ago) link
what about your taint
how much trouble do you have with that
― jeff, Friday, 9 July 2010 06:43 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't think I'm especially hairy there anyway. But maybe I should go get a mirror.
― kenan, Friday, 9 July 2010 07:02 (thirteen years ago) link
I remain a little weirded out by how over the course of my life the practice of shaving the pubes has gone from something pretty rare to something that's if not expected then at least not even a little surprising.
In Finland at least this happened in an even shorter time: I've noticed the same change during the 13 years I've been sexually active. These days it's not uncommon to come across a fully shaved porcelain pussy even on hippie or feminist girls, who you wouldn't expect to shave it. The only proper explanation I can think of is that porn and porn imagery has become more mainstream, and obviously shaved pussies are very common in porn. Personally I much prefer hairy vaginas, I've always found fully shaved ones a bit weird. It's not like I'm gonna run away from a shaved pussy, but I think they have a sort of a preteen vibe which makes them a bit awkward. Also, if the hair has been allowed to grow a bit after the last shave, the resulting pussy stubble can give you the same sort of red face that you get from kissing a man with a stubble.
― Tuomas, Friday, 9 July 2010 08:32 (thirteen years ago) link
kudos
― jeff, Friday, 9 July 2010 08:39 (thirteen years ago) link
officer, fully shaved porcelain pussy is the name of my dog!
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Friday, 9 July 2010 10:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Oops, sorry - in Finnish "porcelain" is a slang term for a completely shaved pussy, but I guess it doesn't make much sense in English.
― Tuomas, Friday, 9 July 2010 10:29 (thirteen years ago) link
haah okay I'm gonna check all my porcelain mugs to see if they've started growing hairs
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Friday, 9 July 2010 10:31 (thirteen years ago) link
in Finnish "porcelain" is a slang term for a completely shaved pussy
And a damn fine one, at that.
― kenan, Friday, 9 July 2010 15:56 (thirteen years ago) link
so basically you were saying "a fully shaved completely shaved pussy"?
btw I think I deserve kudos for not immediately GISing "porcelain pussy"
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link
ok can we change the name of this board to I Always Think I Love TMI But Then I Just End Up Convulsing With Grief
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 9 July 2010 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link
I Love Convulsions is the best compromise.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link
"grief" is the weirdest slang term for orgasm I've encountered so far
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link
la petite mort ;_;
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link
bahahaha thanks thread
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.hippy.com/php/roots/celebratethesun1926.jpg
― Chip Pan Buddha (admrl), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:06 (thirteen years ago) link
OK I'll come out and admit that I find it a little weird that some straight guys would shave and or wax
it's a hygiene thing, not a vanity thing, tbh. thicket isn't the easiest thing to keep clean and fresh
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link
okay I just properly read Kenan's first post and now I am visualizing this:
http://www.hji.co.uk/hjimages/images/qhs1657/hji/medium/1987-men-lines.jpg
... only in pubic hair.
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link
little-known fact stateside, that guy was the singer from Hairhouse, whose Kajagoogoo-inspired single "...Only In Public Hair" reached #3 on the Finnish singles chart IIRC
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link
interestingly enough "public hair" and "pubic hair" are synonyms in Finnish
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link
FYI this is what happens when Kenan shaves his face
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4114/4776230807_f231f65d4a.jpg
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost to hi dere - that's not an "l," it's a hair on your screen
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Baby, let me touch you thereIn your public hairLet me feel it if you dareIn your public hairBaby, you should be awareThat I just don't careCome on baby, don't be scaredLet me touch your public hair
total jam IMO
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link
"It's a gender-reversed film noir spoof, in which a hard-boiled female detective tries to locate the eponymous ceramic feline"
― Florian Wimpissinger, an Austrian urologist (Abbott), Friday, 9 July 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link
ok you totally invented that movie, got an imdb pro account, and made up the whole page just for lols.
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link
That kenan blood face picture is going to haunt my nightmares...
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link
holy lol
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link
There's something Harry Potter-ish about it though.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Or maybe that's what happens when you try and shave using a webcam instead of a mirror...
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link
90% of webcam shots of men are shirtless. why?
― ♥ ᶫᵧᵒₒᵛᵤᵉ ♥ (LOLK), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link
so you can dig those guys' breasts, duh
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link
porcelain pecs
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link
(weak drum loop, tinkling piano)in my dreams i'm shaving all my pubes
― atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 9 July 2010 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm trying to catalog all the changes i've noticed during the 13 years tuomas has been sexually active...
― dad, i wanna be a lothario speedwagon (ytth), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link
hahahahahahahahaha
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link
I did that about an hour after posting, "Razors are not that tricky." Instant karma's gonna get you.
― kenan, Saturday, 10 July 2010 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Saturday, 10 July 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Wait back up to the shaving shaft bit again: am I missing something here or is there a suggestion of hair on the actual penis? Because um, ... what?
― Love and Arugula (Trayce), Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link
on the lower quarter-to-a-third of a hirsute man's prick, are found a few stray hairs. it happens.
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link
full disclosure, mine's like a beefeater's hat the whole way up
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link
ha
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link
― emil.y, Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.top-hats.com/images/Military/Beefeater-Thumb.gif
i guess i don't know which english stupid looking traditional soldier i'm thinking of, eh?
I like that as a board description. (xp)
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
23. Oh, excuse me, I didn’t know there was a High Council Meeting about what I was allowed to do with my pubic hair. When do we get to take off our wigs and pointy shoes and learn how to poison children?
lmfao
― big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link
In the pubic interest, so that others can avoid my mistake:
DIY brazilian decidedly NOT a good idea.
― quincie, Monday, 29 July 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link
let's have a look.
― dylannn, Monday, 29 July 2013 22:27 (ten years ago) link
tmi_friday is a great username
― flopson, Monday, 29 July 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link
xp dude!
― how's life, Monday, 29 July 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link
In about 75% unrelated news, I started shaving my head again this weekend and got to wondering whether it would be easier just to wax my scalp. Youtube has convinced me otherwise.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EeOJzHj302Y
― how's life, Monday, 29 July 2013 22:33 (ten years ago) link
the real answer is to never get a haircut
― markers, Monday, 29 July 2013 22:42 (ten years ago) link
http://renresearch.wordpress.com/2012/12/09/did-renaissance-women-remove-their-body-hair/
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 03:01 (ten years ago) link
sorry about yr cookie xps
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 03:43 (ten years ago) link
this too shall pass. not without much hilarity from spouse, mind you.
― quincie, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 03:48 (ten years ago) link
For the record I think a basic bikini wax is a reasonable DIY objective for the waxing-experienced, of which I am one. News flash: legs do not equal labia.
― quincie, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 03:50 (ten years ago) link
too true
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 03:52 (ten years ago) link
Eeek.
― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si2nJSFvzss
― i too went to college (silby), Friday, 16 August 2013 04:54 (ten years ago) link
recently, I've let things go to a point that the thick dark hairs have reached down towards the testicles in a way I haven't experienced for 20 years. Looks good in the mirror.
I don't have a youtube like the one above, so you'll have to just imagine my protective groin wings.
― Zachary Taylor, Friday, 16 August 2013 06:37 (ten years ago) link
I’m not sure if this is an appropriate tweet but In the sixties some of the models shaved their minges. I always thought it was a turn off I always liked women to look ‘au naturel’— Dave Davies (@davedavieskinks) December 2, 2021
― mookieproof, Thursday, 2 December 2021 23:40 (two years ago) link
I was talking about *what* upthread? In public?And I'd do it all again. In public.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 3 December 2021 00:28 (two years ago) link
a huge ever growing pulsating vadge that rules from the centre of the undergrowth
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 20:04 (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink
what was I. what were we all
― imago, Friday, 3 December 2021 09:45 (two years ago) link
It was a hornier time.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 4 December 2021 05:25 (two years ago) link
create 'i love pubes' board & make me tha mod
― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Saturday, 4 December 2021 18:48 (two years ago) link