In the pubic interest

at cambridge isn't that just called a freshmen mixer?

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll

dying @ Jordan

my dear fellow

this is boarding school we're talking about

SHAVE YOUR SHAFT?????

It's not that crazy, you guys. Just the most proximal 1/4 inch or so. My habit of doing this goes back to the days (oh, the olden days, those halcyon days) when I wore condoms, and unrolling them could sometimes cause the kind of yank that you do not want on your penis. Specifically, you'd yank hair out of the base of your cock every time you unrolled a condom. Since then, I've incorporated the shaving of that region into my overall regimen.

Also, there's a good bit of shaft that grows hair. Some of those little curlies are downright tenacious. They'll end up an inch or more from the base of what one would call "dick," especially on the underside. There's this whole penis/scrotum grey area going on there that normal ball hair doesn't understand the boundaries of. You gotta show it who's boss.

Mostly now it's just a vanity thing, though. Evan if I had five-inch wiry hairs sprouting from halfway up my dick, I don't think that would stop her from fucking me. But maybe she would, I have no idea. I'm sure it would bother her if that were sprouting out of my chin or ears or nose or whatnot.

when you say "shave" is that a euphemism or are you literally putting a razor on the shaft of your cock

No, you're right. "Shave" is a euphemism for the nanobots that live in my underwear that destroy the hair while I sleep.

Razors are not that tricky, guys. You put one on your face every morning, right?

Frankly, I have a lot more trouble with the region right beneath my nose than I do with any part of my dick.

what about your taint

how much trouble do you have with that

I don't think I'm especially hairy there anyway. But maybe I should go get a mirror.

I remain a little weirded out by how over the course of my life the practice of shaving the pubes has gone from something pretty rare to something that's if not expected then at least not even a little surprising.

In Finland at least this happened in an even shorter time: I've noticed the same change during the 13 years I've been sexually active. These days it's not uncommon to come across a fully shaved porcelain pussy even on hippie or feminist girls, who you wouldn't expect to shave it. The only proper explanation I can think of is that porn and porn imagery has become more mainstream, and obviously shaved pussies are very common in porn. Personally I much prefer hairy vaginas, I've always found fully shaved ones a bit weird. It's not like I'm gonna run away from a shaved pussy, but I think they have a sort of a preteen vibe which makes them a bit awkward. Also, if the hair has been allowed to grow a bit after the last shave, the resulting pussy stubble can give you the same sort of red face that you get from kissing a man with a stubble.

kudos

officer, fully shaved porcelain pussy is the name of my dog!

Oops, sorry - in Finnish "porcelain" is a slang term for a completely shaved pussy, but I guess it doesn't make much sense in English.

haah okay I'm gonna check all my porcelain mugs to see if they've started growing hairs

in Finnish "porcelain" is a slang term for a completely shaved pussy

And a damn fine one, at that.

so basically you were saying "a fully shaved completely shaved pussy"?

btw I think I deserve kudos for not immediately GISing "porcelain pussy"

ok can we change the name of this board to I Always Think I Love TMI But Then I Just End Up Convulsing With Grief

I Love Convulsions is the best compromise.

"grief" is the weirdest slang term for orgasm I've encountered so far

la petite mort ;_;

bahahaha thanks thread

http://www.hippy.com/php/roots/celebratethesun1926.jpg

OK I'll come out and admit that I find it a little weird that some straight guys would shave and or wax

it's a hygiene thing, not a vanity thing, tbh. thicket isn't the easiest thing to keep clean and fresh

okay I just properly read Kenan's first post and now I am visualizing this:

http://www.hji.co.uk/hjimages/images/qhs1657/hji/medium/1987-men-lines.jpg

... only in pubic hair.

little-known fact stateside, that guy was the singer from Hairhouse, whose Kajagoogoo-inspired single "...Only In Public Hair" reached #3 on the Finnish singles chart IIRC

interestingly enough "public hair" and "pubic hair" are synonyms in Finnish

FYI this is what happens when Kenan shaves his face

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4114/4776230807_f231f65d4a.jpg

xpost to hi dere - that's not an "l," it's a hair on your screen

Baby, let me touch you there
In your public hair
Let me feel it if you dare
In your public hair
Baby, you should be aware
That I just don't care
Come on baby, don't be scared
Let me touch your public hair

total jam IMO

"It's a gender-reversed film noir spoof, in which a hard-boiled female detective tries to locate the eponymous ceramic feline"

ok you totally invented that movie, got an imdb pro account, and made up the whole page just for lols.

That kenan blood face picture is going to haunt my nightmares...

holy lol

There's something Harry Potter-ish about it though.

Or maybe that's what happens when you try and shave using a webcam instead of a mirror...

90% of webcam shots of men are shirtless. why?

so you can dig those guys' breasts, duh

porcelain pecs

(weak drum loop, tinkling piano)
in my dreams i'm shaving all my pubes

i'm trying to catalog all the changes i've noticed during the 13 years tuomas has been sexually active...

hahahahahahahahaha

FYI this is what happens when Kenan shaves his face

I did that about an hour after posting, "Razors are not that tricky." Instant karma's gonna get you.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Wait back up to the shaving shaft bit again: am I missing something here or is there a suggestion of hair on the actual penis? Because um, ... what?

on the lower quarter-to-a-third of a hirsute man's prick, are found a few stray hairs. it happens.

full disclosure, mine's like a beefeater's hat the whole way up

ha

The Comment Section for Every Article Ever Written About Intimate Grooming

I am female and I do the landing strip thing 0
I am female and I shave/wax the lot 0

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b38666fe18a651c629984706177def67/tumblr_mnm0u2PRia1rhua56o1_500.gif

3. If you have hair in your vagina, you should see a doctor. The word is “vulva.”

4. Stop trying to make “vulva” happen. “Vulva” is never going to happen.

23. Oh, excuse me, I didn’t know there was a High Council Meeting about what I was allowed to do with my pubic hair. When do we get to take off our wigs and pointy shoes and learn how to poison children?

lmfao

In the pubic interest, so that others can avoid my mistake:

DIY brazilian decidedly NOT a good idea.

let's have a look.

tmi_friday is a great username

xp dude!

In about 75% unrelated news, I started shaving my head again this weekend and got to wondering whether it would be easier just to wax my scalp. Youtube has convinced me otherwise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EeOJzHj302Y

the real answer is to never get a haircut

http://renresearch.wordpress.com/2012/12/09/did-renaissance-women-remove-their-body-hair/

sorry about yr cookie xps

this too shall pass. not without much hilarity from spouse, mind you.

For the record I think a basic bikini wax is a reasonable DIY objective for the waxing-experienced, of which I am one. News flash: legs do not equal labia.

too true

Eeek.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si2nJSFvzss

recently, I've let things go to a point that the thick dark hairs have reached down towards the testicles in a way I haven't experienced for 20 years. Looks good in the mirror.

I don't have a youtube like the one above, so you'll have to just imagine my protective groin wings.

I’m not sure if this is an appropriate tweet but In the sixties some of the models shaved their minges. I always thought it was a turn off I always liked women to look ‘au naturel’

— Dave Davies (@davedavieskinks) December 2, 2021

I was talking about *what* upthread? In public?

And I'd do it all again. In public.

a huge ever growing pulsating vadge that rules from the centre of the undergrowth

― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 20:04 (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

what was I. what were we all

It was a hornier time.

create 'i love pubes' board & make me tha mod